David was a member of the 3rd place team When Push Comes To Shove.

This season he has been the Most Valuable Bowler 0 times and earned 0 #1 Power Ranked bowler and 0 #1 Head-to-Head bowler nods(s).

his latest scores put him in the # position for the week. Overall, he is cumulatively the # Power Ranked bowler in the league this season out of a field of 24 bowlers.

Box scores for Spring 2003

	Opponent	Lanes	G1	G2	G3	Series	Hdcp.	Avg.
Week 1	Canned Crabs	19&20	(120)	(120)	(120)	360	840	0
Week 2	D-Day	23&24	116	178	246	540	588	180
Week 3	Hulk Smash!	21&22	209	171	168	548	596	181
Week 4	The Good Sons	17&18	150	134	151	435	480	169
Week 5	Bowlers of Mass...	21&22	(169)	(169)	(169)	507	581	169
Week 6	Top Guns	17&18	167	141	169	477	551	166
Week 7	Spanked	23&24	164	190	195	549	630	169
Week 8	Canned Crabs	21&22	183	139	174	496	570	169
Week 9	Canned Crabs	21&22	185	173	161	519	593	169
Week 10	D-Day	19&20	168	155	153	476	550	168
Week 11	Hulk Smash!	17&18	178	155	186	519	595	168
Week 12	The Good Sons	23&24	131	131	179	441	517	166
Week 13	Bowlers of Mass...	17&18	153	159	154	466	547	165
Week 14	Top Guns	23&24	127	180	158	465	549	164
Week 15	Spanked	19&20	(164)	(164)	(164)	492	578	164
Week 16	Top Guns	19&20	176	178	161	515	601	165
TOTALS			2560	2537	2708	7805	9366	165

David Parre made his league debut in the Fall 2000 season.

Having rolled 471 games over the course of 13 seasons in his GutterAlley career, Parre carries a lifetime average of 158.

To date, David's highest game shot in league was a 248 bowled in Game #1 during Week #8 of the Fall 2005 session and his highest series in league was the 590 he rolled in Week #4 during the Spring 2008 season.

He has been named the Most Valuable Bowler 0 time(s) and the runner-up 12 time(s).


David has bowled for:
  -Fall 2009: Rollin' J's   (Avg: 172)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2009: Sh!t, Another Season   (Avg: 160)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2008: Ain't No Sh!t   (Avg: 164)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2008: You Don't Know Sh!t   (Avg: 170)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2007: Sh!t, I Don't Know   (Avg: 157)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2007: Unstoppabowl   (Avg: 152)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2006: TBD   (Avg: 157)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2006: Yo Mama   (Avg: 150)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2005: Three Men and a Babe   (Avg: 156)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2005: Sub Parre   (Avg: 151)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2003: When Push Comes To Shove   (Avg: 165)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2002: Team 5   (Avg: 156)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2000: Team 7   (Avg: 150)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2001: The Bowling Elvii   (Avg: 153)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2000: Team 7   (Avg: 150)   (My profile for this team)


 

David has unlocked the following Spring 2003 achievements...

Your highest game during the season, increments of 25.	Your highest series during the season, increments of 25.			Your current position in the league standings.
Rolled the High Game Scratch at least one week.				Had the Most Pins Over Average at least one week.
Victory! Your team swept another team.	Losers! Your team was swept.			Defeated a team scratch, no handicap necessary!
	Your team's longest winning streak this season.	Your team's longest losing streak this season.	Beat Don Glasscock's Fall 2007 scores!	Bested Sweep the Leg, Johnny's Fall 2009 scores!
Your name appears on a Top 25 list!
You swept the last place team... assholes!			Shot well over your average! Increments of 25.	Bowled below your average all 3 games in a single week.

A listing (from most current to furthest back) of any write-up posts in which David has been mentioned:

• Fear The Cheese (Mar 29th, 2016) - Why, oh why, do people continue to deny the power of The Cheese Stick Curse? Time and time again, the power of the molten mozzarella has been proven!
  
  

David is currently featured on 4 Top 25 lists:

The good...

• Top 25 Bowlers Truly Feelin' It (4th)
• Top 25 Most MVB Runner-Ups (21st)

The just for fun...

• Top 25 Bowlers to Roll Their Average Exactly (22nd)
• Top 25 Bowlers with the Most Commonly Thrown Game (23rd)

In addition, teams of which David was a member are featured on 3 Top 25 lists:


The good...

• Top 25 Best Team Games (4-per)
• Ain't No Sh!t (Fall 2008) - (3rd)


• Top 25 Best Team Series (4-per)
• Ain't No Sh!t (Fall 2008) - (16th)


• Top 25 Longest Win Streaks
• Ain't No Sh!t (Fall 2008) - (2nd)