David was captain of the 1st place team Sh!t, I Don't Know.

This season he has been the Most Valuable Bowler 0 times and earned 0 #1 Power Ranked bowler and 0 #1 Head-to-Head bowler nods(s).

his latest scores put him in the # position for the week. Overall, he is cumulatively the # Power Ranked bowler in the league this season out of a field of 24 bowlers.

Box scores for Fall 2007

	Opponent	Lanes	G1	G2	G3	Series	Hdcp.	Avg.
Week 1	Ebowla	23&24	114	159	147	420	564	140
Week 2	Dios Mios	25&26	148	119	173	440	584	143
Week 3	Cannonbelt Run	19&20	139	120	160	419	555	142
Week 4	Bad Newz Kennels	21&22	112	136	217	465	604	145
Week 5	Your Mom	27&28	123	145	168	436	568	145
Week 6	Split Happens	19&20	108	126	143	377	509	142
Week 7	Seefeldt the Glasscock	23&24	130	156	167	453	592	143
Week 8	The GameCox	27&28	183	169	191	543	679	148
Week 9	Seriously Handicapped	21&22	199	140	223	562	686	152
Week 10	Split Happens	23&24	195	131	158	484	599	153
Week 11	Ebowla	25&26	190	151	168	509	621	154
Week 12	Dios Mios	27&28	158	140	160	458	568	154
Week 13	Cannonbelt Run	23&24	201	171	158	530	640	156
Week 14	Bad Newz Kennels	17&18	147	181	161	489	594	156
Week 15	Your Mom	21&22	133	168	168	469	574	156
Week 16	Bad Newz Kennels	19&20	158	151	219	528	633	157
TOTALS			2438	2363	2781	7582	9570	157

David Parre made his league debut in the Fall 2000 season.

Having rolled 471 games over the course of 13 seasons in his GutterAlley career, Parre carries a lifetime average of 158.

To date, David's highest game shot in league was a 248 bowled in Game #1 during Week #8 of the Fall 2005 session and his highest series in league was the 590 he rolled in Week #4 during the Spring 2008 season.

He has been named the Most Valuable Bowler 0 time(s) and the runner-up 12 time(s).


David has bowled for:
  -Fall 2009: Rollin' J's   (Avg: 172)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2009: Sh!t, Another Season   (Avg: 160)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2008: Ain't No Sh!t   (Avg: 164)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2008: You Don't Know Sh!t   (Avg: 170)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2007: Sh!t, I Don't Know   (Avg: 157)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2007: Unstoppabowl   (Avg: 152)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2006: TBD   (Avg: 157)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2006: Yo Mama   (Avg: 150)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2005: Three Men and a Babe   (Avg: 156)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2005: Sub Parre   (Avg: 151)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2003: When Push Comes To Shove   (Avg: 165)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2002: Team 5   (Avg: 156)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2000: Team 7   (Avg: 150)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2001: The Bowling Elvii   (Avg: 153)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2000: Team 7   (Avg: 150)   (My profile for this team)


 

David has unlocked the following Fall 2007 achievements...

Your highest game during the season, increments of 25.	Your highest series during the season, increments of 25.			Your current position in the league standings.
		Rolled the High Game Handicap at least one week.
Victory! Your team swept another team.				Defeated a team scratch, no handicap necessary!
	Your team's longest winning streak this season.	Your team's longest losing streak this season.	Beat Don Glasscock's Fall 2007 scores!	Bested Sweep the Leg, Johnny's Fall 2009 scores!
Your name appears on a Top 25 list!
You swept the last place team... assholes!	Your team has 2+ of the top averages in the league!	Huge incremental drops in-between game scores!	Shot well over your average! Increments of 25.	Bowled below your average all 3 games in a single week.
		You never missed a game!		Finished the season in first place!

A listing (from most current to furthest back) of any write-up posts in which David has been mentioned:

• Fear The Cheese (Mar 29th, 2016) - Why, oh why, do people continue to deny the power of The Cheese Stick Curse? Time and time again, the power of the molten mozzarella has been proven!
  
  

David is currently featured on 4 Top 25 lists:

The good...

• Top 25 Bowlers Truly Feelin' It (4th)
• Top 25 Most MVB Runner-Ups (21st)

The just for fun...

• Top 25 Bowlers to Roll Their Average Exactly (22nd)
• Top 25 Bowlers with the Most Commonly Thrown Game (23rd)

In addition, teams of which David was a member are featured on 3 Top 25 lists:


The good...

• Top 25 Best Team Games (4-per)
• Ain't No Sh!t (Fall 2008) - (3rd)


• Top 25 Best Team Series (4-per)
• Ain't No Sh!t (Fall 2008) - (16th)


• Top 25 Longest Win Streaks
• Ain't No Sh!t (Fall 2008) - (2nd)