Michael was a member of the 8th place team The Pin Is Mightier.

This season he has been the Most Valuable Bowler 3 times and earned 2 #1 Power Ranked bowler and 0 #1 Head-to-Head bowler nods(s).

his latest scores put him in the #0 position for the week. Overall, he is cumulatively the # Power Ranked bowler in the league this season out of a field of 24 bowlers.

Box scores for Spring 2019

	Opponent	Lanes	G1	G2	G3	Series	Hdcp.	Avg.
Week 1	CICK Ass	7&8	75	93	90	258	531	86
Week 2	Scoot's Raging Bone Spur	11&12	83	85	81	249	522	84
Week 3	JoAnne's Dirty PJs	9&10	123	101	98	322	600	92
Week 4	Bowl Movements	3&4	131	100	85	316	575	95
Week 5	#MGAGA	1&2	112	129	146	387	639	102
Week 6	BDE	5&6	93	102	99	294	529	101
Week 7	Open Frames R Us	9&10	121	79	77	277	514	100
Week 8	Pin Is King	11&12	123	140	105	368	608	102
Week 9	Holy Forkin Shirt Balls	5&6	100	102	123	325	560	103
Week 10	Extreme Outliers	3&4	(103)	(103)	(103)	309	541	103
Week 11	We Don't Give a Split	1&2	89	117	141	347	579	104
Week 12	Holy Forkin Shirt Balls	11&12	107	137	148	392	622	107
Week 13	JoAnne's Dirty PJs	7&8	118	101	97	316	539	106
Week 14	Bowl Movements	3&4	118	112	129	359	584	107
Week 15	CICK Ass	9&10	135	120	93	348	571	108
Week 16	Extreme Outliers	7&8	141	145	121	407	627	110
TOTALS			1772	1766	1736	5274	9141	110

Michael Whiles made his league debut in the Spring 2019 season.

Having rolled 156 games over the course of 5 seasons in his GutterAlley career, Whiles carries a lifetime average of 127.

To date, Michael's highest game shot in league was a 199 bowled in Game #1 during Week #12 of the Fall 2019 session and his highest series in league was the 518 he rolled in Week #12 during the Fall 2019 season.

He has been named the Most Valuable Bowler 4 time(s) and the runner-up 3 time(s).


Michael has bowled for:
  -Spring 2021: Name Coming, Curtis Said   (Avg: 149)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2020: Three Blind Strikes   (Avg: 123)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2020: Whiles We Were Bowling...   (Avg: 141)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2019: Scared Splitless   (Avg: 123)   (My profile for this team)
  -Spring 2019: The Pin Is Mightier   (Avg: 110)   (My profile for this team)


Throughout his career, Michael has bowled alongside the following teammates: Angela Bradford, Bob Brunker, Chuck Kissee, Curtis Whiles (5 seasons), and Luke Melton (3 seasons).

In addition, Emily Nicolet has bowled alongside Michael as a sub.

Michael has unlocked the following Spring 2019 achievements...

Your highest game during the season, increments of 25.	Your highest series during the season, increments of 25.	Named the #1 Power Ranked Bowler of any week.	Named the Most Valuable Bowler of any week.	Your current position in the league standings.
Victory! Your team swept another team.	Losers! Your team was swept.			Defeated a team scratch, no handicap necessary!
Defeated the 1st place team 3-1 or 4-0!	Your team's longest winning streak this season.	Your team's longest losing streak this season.
You swept the last place team... assholes!			Shot well over your average! Increments of 25.	Bowled below your average all 3 games in a single week.

A listing (from most current to furthest back) of any write-up posts in which Michael has been mentioned:

• Quick and dirty (Apr 20th, 2021) - Scoot is heading out of town and is a bit rushed, so this will be a quick and dirty recap. The eighth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler rolled a new personal best game. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (139) and series (353) for the woman. As for the men, Scott Murdock (!?!) snagged this week's high game with a 247, and high series was earned by Matthew Taylor with a 640. Read on for all the rest of the details!
  
  
• Groupies' Burning Balls (Apr 13th, 2021) - Sorry for the extremely delayed writeup! For obvious reasons, I (Scoot) have been very distracted and not in the mood to think about bowling this past week. :( I almost left it a robo-recap, but there are a couple of people who I am sure want their recognition. The seventh week of Spring 2021 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (148) and series (373) for the woman, while Matthew Taylor earned this week's high game (266) and series (714) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
  
  
• Welcome (to 1st), Groupies! (Mar 2nd, 2021) - The second week of Spring 2021 saw two teams climb in the standings, with one sliding into first place by total pins. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (129) and series (356) for the woman. As for the men, Michael Gordon snagged this week's high game with a 236, and high series was earned by Matthew Taylor with a 591. Read on for all the rest of the details!
  
  
• Gordon's Alive (Feb 23rd, 2021) - The Spring 2021 season is now underway, with six teams entering the 12-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy and imaginary prize money. JoAnne Barber picked up this week's high game (145) and series (361) for the woman, while Michael Gordon completely forgot that you're supposed to sandbag the first week and earned this week's high game (245) and series (658) for the men in a stunning performance. Read on for all the rest of the details!
  
  
• LeTits Now Champs (Nov 4th, 2020) - The Fall 2020 season came to a close today, with absolutely no movement in the standings as LETITSNOW held on to their season-long first place lead to clinch the championship. But elsewhere in the league James Tott snagged this week's high game with a 234, and high series was earned by Dennis Walling with a 612. Read on for all the rest of the details!
  
  
• Spring 2020 Coronalicious Recap (May 4th, 2020) - Though we began this season right as the very first coronavirus quarantine went into place (in Wuhan), there were some other things that happened during our bowling season you probably forgot all about. Such as (in no particular order): League legend Pat Searcy passed after a 2-year battle with cancer. Donald Trump's impeachment trial. Wildfires in Australian. Mass anti-US protests in Iraq. Kobe Bryant died. Brexit. The brink of war with Iran. The Chiefs won the Superbowl. We had a parade.
  
  
• Fall 2019 Recap (Jan 4th, 2020) -
  
  
• Keeping It Brief (Nov 6th, 2019) - (Scoot here... I'm taking care of a dog that just came home from surgery while also trying to get some yard work done during this window of good weather, so I'm keeping this writeup short by mostly leaving it as what the bot generated.)
  The twelfth week of Fall 2019 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Alison Radke picked up this week's high game (167) and series (424) for the women, while Michael Gordon earned this week's high game (242) and series (674) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
  
  
• Dead Wood Dick (Oct 8th, 2019) - The Fall 2019 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The eighth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (185) and series (466) for the women. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson snagged this week's high game with a 224, and high series was earned by Aaron Barber with a 639. Read on for all the rest of the details!
  
  
• There's Some Goetz Brewing (Sep 25th, 2019) - A stagnated sixth week of Fall 2019 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Alison Radke picked up this week's high game (122) and series (314) for the women. As for the men, Ian Goetz snagged this week's high game with a 287, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 706. Read on for all the rest of the details!
  
  
• Spring 2019 Recap (May 15th, 2019) -
  
  
• All Hail the ToC Champs! (May 7th, 2019) - The Spring 2019 season draws to a close, with CICK Ass officially earning this season's championship title! But we aren't quite finished yet -- next week we will meet at our usual time to name all the award winners and hand out prize money (in the meeting room on the Finnegan's side, through the back of the snack bar), followed by 9-pin-tap fun night. The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Monica Hufford picked up this week's high game (186) and series (513) for the women, while Matthew Taylor earned this week's high game (237) and series (628) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
  
  
• It was the best of frames, it was the worst of frames... (Apr 9th, 2019) - When we have 8 teams the Position Round slices our season cleanly in half. But when we have 12 teams the Position Round is more like the mighty guillotine, slicing off just the end while the main body remains on the slab of history. Three normal-ish weeks remain before the Championship round, but even lest time that that remains for anyone to act before the current #1 team clinches the championship outright.
  
  
• Better Late Than Never! (Feb 19th, 2019) - This week a record three teams post-bowled due to illness and weather. But not, finally, all the scores are in. The fifth week of Spring 2019 saw four teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Monica Hufford picked up this week's high game (188) and series (523) for the women, while Ian Goetz earned this week's high game (243) and series (593) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
  
  
• Our [Still] Biggest Season Ever Starts January 22 (Jan 9th, 2019) -
  
  

Michael is currently featured on 4 Top 25 lists:

The good...

• Top 25 Biggest Personal Best Game Jumps (14th)
• Top 25 Biggest Personal Best Series Jumps (4th)
• Top 25 Bowlers Who Improved the Most In-Between Seasons (10th)
• Top 25 Most Improved Bowlers (7th)

In addition, teams of which Michael was a member are featured on 1 Top 25 list:


The not so good...

• Top 25 Worst First Half Team Records
• Whiles We Were Bowling... (Spring 2020) - (10th)