Lefty John has not bowled this season. Lefty John bowled most recently in the Fall 2017 season.

Lefty John Boren made his league debut in the Fall 2008 season.

Having rolled 72 games over the course of 2 seasons in his GutterAlley career, Boren carries a lifetime average of 137.

To date, Lefty John's highest game shot in league was a 197 bowled in Game #3 during Week #1 of the Fall 2017 session and his highest series in league was the 494 he rolled in Week #8 during the Fall 2017 season.

He has been named the Most Valuable Bowler 4 time(s) and the runner-up 0 time(s).


Lefty John has bowled for:
  -Fall 2017: The Alt-Left   (Avg: 144)   (My profile for this team)
  -Fall 2008: Dios Mios   (Avg: 127)   (My profile for this team)


 

Lefty John has unlocked the following Fall 2024 achievements...

A listing (from most current to furthest back) of any write-up posts in which Lefty John has been mentioned:

• Holy NotContra, Batman! (Nov 28th, 2017) - With the last regular night of bowling in the history books, the remote possibility of the season ending in a three-way tie has faded away. Instead, next week Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! will attempt to protect their cherished first-place position from their only remaining challenger: NotContra.
  
  
• The Dirty Dozens (Nov 7th, 2017) - Twelve weeks of bowling are now in the books... the season is 3/4 over, and while one team has maintained a two-game lead for three weeks in a row, the top 5 spots in the standings remain too close for us to start predicting a winner just yet.
  
  
• Balloween (Oct 31st, 2017) - With tonight being Halloween, almost half the league was bewitched by demons and unable escape from the dark presence of Satan long enough to roll. For those of us who surrounded ourselves with sufficient garlic, silver, and holy water to avoid all of the evil, here is how tonight's games went.
  
  
• Swinging Back Around (Oct 18th, 2017) - [insert excerpt]
  
  
• Break Out The Scissors! (Oct 10th, 2017) - It's been a while since we've had to cut the scoresheets in half due to a printing error. But it's also been a while since we've had 10 teams and week 8 wasn't the position round. So how did everything shake out after tonight's massive cut-and-paste job?
  
  
• Cash Stash Lashes First With Panache (Sep 19th, 2017) - Being Lamewads, we here at Gutteralley can't claim to know what "Mustache Cash Stash" means or what the Google Image Search images that we found mean. But we do know enough to know that MCS = this week's first-place flavor-of-the-week.
  
  
• P.B.R.R.I.P. (Aug 29th, 2017) - Tonight our league received the worst news it has heard since the time the bar ran out of Sam Adams: PBR is being replaced with Boulevard Wheat at the bar because no one was drinking PBR. Tell that to the members of JG's Rusty Nuts, who average 5-6 pitchers of it a week. Their Tuesday nights are ruined. To find out how devastating this news was, read on...
  
  
• A Flood of Big Games Eclipses the Usual Week 1 Sandbagging (Aug 22nd, 2017) - The Fall 2017 season began with two teams' worth of bowlers absent, but that didn't stop some big games from causing some surprising upsets across the lanes.
  
  

Lefty John is currently featured on 2 Top 25 lists:

The good...

• Top 25 Biggest Personal Best Game Jumps (23rd)
• Top 25 Bowlers Who Improved the Most In a Single Season Season (9th)

In addition, teams of which Lefty John was a member are featured on 1 Top 25 list:


The good...

• Top 25 Longest Win Streaks
• Dios Mios (Fall 2008) - (9th)