The fifth week of Spring 2003 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Three bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 174, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 471. As for the men, Pat Searcy snagged this week's high game with a 222, and high series was earned by Bob Brunker with a 616. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Hulk Smash! accepted a challenge by D-Day. Even though highlighted by the skills of Carl Goetz with his 538 series, the Hulk accomplished only 1 win against D-Day. As for the opposition, Ken M. Wilson mastered D-Day with his above-average 529 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Nik Domann) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Hulk Smash! drops 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while D-Day sinks 1 spot to 3rd.
On lanes 19 & 20: Canned Crabs matched wits with The Good Sons. While headlined by Eric Lynch with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 442 series, the Crabs accomplished only 1 win against the Sons. Concurrently, Steve Robinson dominated the Sons with his 405 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Canned Crabs leap 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while the Sons move 1 spot to 4th.
On lanes 21 & 22: When Push Comes To Shove did battle with Bowlers of Mass Destruction. Although blessed by David Codding with his 523 series, the Shovers got swept by Mass Destruction. While that was going down, #1 Power-Ranked Corey Weinfurt ruled Mass Destruction with his wondrous 590 (along with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Nik Domann) as they swept the competition. When Push Comes To Shove drops 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Mass Destruction moves 1 spot to 2nd.
Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Spanked couldn't stop inappropriately groping Top Guns. Regardless of the star power of Bill Krejci with his above-average 522 series, Spanked got swept by Top Guns. In the meantime, Bob Brunker showed off in Top Guns with his miraculous 616 as they swept the competition. Spanked remains in 8th place, while Top Guns remain in 1st.
Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Bob Brunker (204,215), Corey Weinfurt (219,211), David Codding (204), Ken M. Wilson (212), and Pat Searcy (222)

The 616 rolled by Bob Brunker is tied for the 3rd-best series in league history!
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Bill Krejci conquered Division 1, while Nik Domann claimed victory in Division 2. Jason Carpio got the better of Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 4 as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Bob Brunker governs Division 1; Nik Domann and Eric Lynch hold the reins in Division 2 in a tie; Jason Carpio and Phil Schroeder are both in the driver's seat (on each other's laps?) in Division 3 in a tie; and Tracey Robertson dominates Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 17&18, 1st-place Top Guns will compete against 7th-place When Push Comes To Shove (hcp 11). Top Guns are expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Shovers are forecast to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
- Moving to lanes 19&20, 2nd-place Bowlers of Mass Destruction (hcp 12) will roll against 8th-place Spanked. Mass Destruction might perform well and sweep the series; while Spanked ought to drop their average a bit while they endure a rough night.
- Then, over on lanes 21&22, 6th-place Canned Crabs (hcp 98) will hang out with 3rd-place D-Day. The Crabs will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while D-Day will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
- Finally, on lanes 23&24, 4th-place The Good Sons (hcp 70) will tussle with 5th-place Hulk Smash!. The Sons are predicted to perform well and win the series; while the Hulk is anticipated to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | Top Guns | 16-4 | .800 | 9,832 | n/a |
2 | Bowlers of Mass Destruction | 12-8 | .600 | 9,106 | +1 |
3 | D-Day | 11-9 | .550 | 9,109 | -1 |
4 | The Good Sons | 11-9 | .550 | 7,024 | +1 |
5 | Hulk Smash! | 9-11 | .450 | 8,409 | -1 |
6 | Canned Crabs | 8-12 | .400 | 7,256 | +1 |
7 | When Push Comes To Shove | 7-13 | .350 | 9,489 | -1 |
8 | Spanked | 6-14 | .300 | 9,370 | n/a |