A stagnated fifteenth week of Fall 2003 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. One bowler set a new personal best series. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (156) and series (436) for the women, while Thomas Lin earned this week's high game (226) and series (668) for the men. Meanwhile, Tournament of Champions is officially down to its final eight bowlers, who will face each other next week competing for two cash prizes! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Bowl me Ishmael! spent some quality time with Gutter Minds. Showcasing Most Valuable Bowler Amanda Schulte and her thrilling 397 series, Ishmael celebrated a clean sweep over Gutter Minds. Countering this, Pat Searcy showed off in Gutter Minds with his 556 despite his team getting swept. Bowl me Ishmael! remains in 3rd place, while Gutter Minds remain in 6th.

On lanes 17 & 18: Bowlers of Mass Confusion did battle with Spare Change. Topped by Justin Strelow with his above-average 500 series, Mass Confusion split the series with Spare Change. Meanwhile, Demond Robinson mastered Spare Change with his 503 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bowlers of Mass Confusion remains in 2nd place, while Spare Change remains in 7th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Theee Beeelt chucked gutter balls with Anchors Aweigh!. Headlined by Aaron Weidner with his amazing 598 series, Theee Beeelt split the series with the Anchors. Concurrently, Ken M. Wilson shined in the Anchors with his above-average 595 as they matched their opponent in wins. Theee Beeelt remains in 4th place, while the Anchors remain in 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 21 & 22: Wolverines faced off against Atomic Goo. With top billing by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Thomas Lin and his spectacular 668 series, the Wolverines celebrated a clean sweep over Atomic Goo. In the midst of this, Phil Schroeder laid down the law in Atomic Goo with his 422 despite his team getting swept. Wolverines remains in 5th place, while Atomic Goo remains in 8th.

Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: Aaron Weidner (223), David Codding (213,207), Ken M. Wilson (200,204), and Thomas Lin (218,226,224)

A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Thomas Lin (668, previous best 646).

Adding to the excitement, the 668 rolled by Thomas Lin is this season's new high series for men.

The 668 rolled by Thomas Lin is the new 2nd-best series in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson creamed Division 1, while Thomas Lin made quick work of Division 2. Phil Schroeder decimated Division 3, and Rich Oswald ruled Division 4. Congratulations to our division champions! The following eight people will compete next week for the big prize!

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 1st-place Anchors Aweigh! will share a couple of pitchers with 2nd-place Bowlers of Mass Confusion (hcp 72). The Anchors are expected to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Mass Confusion; while Mass Confusion is forecast to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 5th-place Wolverines will face 3rd-place Bowl me Ishmael! (hcp 74). The Wolverines might perform well and win the series; while Ishmael ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 4th-place Theee Beeelt (hcp 40) will tussle with 6th-place Gutter Minds. Theee Beeelt will likely roll decently, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Gutter Minds will probably raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 21&22, 7th-place Spare Change will chuck some balls with 8th-place Atomic Goo (estimated hcp 71). Spare Change is predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Atomic Goo is anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Amanda Schulte Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Thomas Lin Runner Up: Aaron Weidner	#1 H2H BOWLER Thomas Lin Runner Up: Aaron Weidner
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Great, now wer're all going to get SARS." Bob Brunker, noticing the crowd lining up for dollar bowling.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Anchors Aweigh!	42.5-17.5	.708	31,577	n/a
2	Bowlers of Mass Confusion	35-25	.583	27,200	n/a
3	Bowl me Ishmael!	33.5-26.5	.558	22,642	n/a
4	Theee Beeelt	31-29	.517	26,533	n/a
5	Wolverines	30-30	.500	24,239	n/a
6	Gutter Minds	24-36	.400	29,107	n/a
7	Spare Change	24-36	.400	27,449	n/a
8	Atomic Goo	20-40	.333	23,485	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Thomas Lin - 668 Aaron Weidner - 598 Ken Wilson - 595 Pat Searcy - 556 David Codding - 554	Angela Bradford - 436 Andee Weinfurt - 411 Amanda Schulte - 397 Janelle Lamar - 391 Deena Slinkard - 375
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Thomas Lin - 735 Aaron Weidner - 689 Ken Wilson - 657 Dennis Laube - 624 Rich Oswald - 615	Amanda Schulte - 617 Janelle Lamar - 573 Andee Weinfurt - 567 Deena Slinkard - 540 Marca Robinson - 536
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Thomas Lin - 226 Aaron Weidner - 223 David Codding - 213 Ken Wilson - 204 Pat Searcy - 191	Angela Bradford - 156 Andee Weinfurt - 155 Amanda Schulte - 153 Janelle Lamar - 146 Deena Slinkard - 140
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Aaron Weidner - 253 Thomas Lin - 248 Rich Oswald - 234 Corey Weinfurt - 225 Ken Wilson - 224	Amanda Schulte - 226 Andee Weinfurt - 207 Janelle Lamar - 206 Marca Robinson - 199 Deena Slinkard - 195
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Aaron Weidner - 61 Thomas Lin - 54 Rich Oswald - 48 Corey Weinfurt - 34 Phil Schroeder - 32	Amanda Schulte - 45 Janelle Lamar - 22 Andee Weinfurt - 20 Marca Robinson - 15 Deena Slinkard - 9