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Spring 2004, Week 5

Posted by BowlingBot February 10, 2004 Spring 2004, Week 5 View Score Sheets

Spring 2004 Week 5 Robo-RecapBy now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Spring 2004 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The fifth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (180) and series (507) for the women, while Carl Goetz earned this week's high game (266) and series (708) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Joey's B*tches alternated between bowling and dry humping The Bowling Stones. Featuring #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Carl Goetz and his powerful 708 series, the B*tches split the series with the Stones. Across the ball return, Michael Basham ruled the Stones with his phenomenal 456 as they matched their opponent in wins. Joey's B*tches leap 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while the Stones remain in 4th.

Brian Byfield's cross-lanes incident tonight might not have been quite this cool, but it was still impressive.On lanes 17 & 18: 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites matched wits with Recreation Intoxication. Reinforced by Dennis Laube with his 505 series, the White Asians celebrated a clean sweep over Recreation. In the midst of this, Angela Bradford took the lead in Recreation with her 507 despite her team getting swept. 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites remains in 1st place, while Recreation plunges 3 spots to 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 19 & 20: T.R.O.T.B. spent some quality time with Got Carpio?. In spite of the prowess of Scott Murdock with his astonishing 502 series, T.R.O.T.B. accomplished only 1 win against Got Carpio?. As for the opposition, Eric Lynch called the shots for Got Carpio? with his staggering 560 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Jason Carpio) as his team took the series with 3 wins. T.R.O.T.B. remains in 6th place, while Got Carpio? jumps 2 spots to 3rd.

Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (266,246), David Codding (208), and Eric Lynch (206)


New personal high games were set tonight by Carl Goetz (266, previous best 260) and Amanda Schulte (170, previous best 155). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Carl Goetz (708, previous best 706) and Amanda Schulte (428, previous best 397).

Carl Goetz nabbed both high game and series for the men this season with his 266 and 708, respectively.

The 266 rolled by Carl Goetz is the new 2nd-best game in league history!
Carl Goetz SET THE NEW ALL-TIME HIGH SERIES WITH His 708! CONGRATULATIONS!




NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 15&16, 1st-place 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites (hcp 53) will spend some quality time with 2nd-place Joey's B*tches. The White Asians are expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the B*tches are forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Moving to lanes 17&18, 3rd-place Got Carpio? will match wits with 4th-place The Bowling Stones (hcp 109). Got Carpio? might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Stones ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 19&20, 5th-place Recreation Intoxication will chill with 6th-place T.R.O.T.B. (hcp 47). Recreation is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while T.R.O.T.B. is anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Jason Carpio
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Carl Goetz
Runner Up:
Eric Lynch

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Carl Goetz
Runner Up:
Eric Lynch

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Also, Dude, 'Chinaman' is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please."

Mary Jackson, appeasing the crowd lining up for dollar bowling night.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 2 Tall Asians, 2 Short Whites 16-4 .800 8,837 n/a
2 Joey's B*tches 10-10 .500 9,626 +1
3 Got Carpio? 10-10 .500 9,393 +2
4 The Bowling Stones 10-10 .500 7,279 n/a
5 Recreation Intoxication 9-11 .450 9,817 -3
6 T.R.O.T.B. 5-15 .250 8,804 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 5
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 708
David Codding - 560
Eric Lynch - 560 (t)
Jason Carpio - 535
Dennis Laube - 505
Thomas Lin - 504
Angela Bradford - 507
Amanda Schulte - 428
Andee Weinfurt - 398
Ashley Razak - 391
Deena Slinkard - 361
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Carl Goetz - 784
Eric Lynch - 656
Scott Murdock - 641
Robert Million - 623
Michael Basham - 621
Jason Carpio - 621 (t)
Amanda Schulte - 636
Angela Bradford - 583
Ashley Razak - 578
Jenny Palin - 575
Andee Weinfurt - 554
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Carl Goetz - 266
David Codding - 208
Eric Lynch - 206
Thomas Lin - 195
Robert Million - 190
Jason Carpio - 190 (t)
Angela Bradford - 180
Amanda Schulte - 170
Andee Weinfurt - 164
Ashley Razak - 161
Deena Slinkard - 144
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Carl Goetz - 291
Robert Million - 238
Eric Lynch - 238 (t)
David Codding - 226
Michael Basham - 226 (t)
Seth Gunderson - 224
Amanda Schulte - 239
Ashley Razak - 223
Andee Weinfurt - 216
Angela Bradford - 205
Joey Fields - 201
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Carl Goetz - 98
Robert Million - 51
Eric Lynch - 46
Michael Basham - 40
Seth Gunderson - 39
Amanda Schulte - 57
Ashley Razak - 39
Andee Weinfurt - 29
Joey Fields - 17
Jenny Palin - 14


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