The Spring 2006 season draws to a close, with I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! officially earning this season's championship title! A stagnated final week resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (164) and series (453) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (241) and series (648) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 21 & 22: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! couldn't stop inappropriately groping Bowl Movement. With the strength of #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy and his above-average 648 series, the Belt split the series with Bowl Movement. While that was going down, David Codding shined in Bowl Movement with his 574 as they matched their opponent in wins. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! complete in 1st place, while Bowl Movement end up with 2nd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bora Bora shared a few beers with Sweeter Than Yoohoo. Showcasing Dennis Laube with his above-average 555 series, Bora Bora split the series with Yoohoo. On the other side, Thomas Lin took the lead in Yoohoo with his 565 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bora Bora close out in 3rd place, while Yoohoo go home with 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Split Happens had a rendezvous with Guttersluts. Despite being led by James Long with his below-average 471 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against Guttersluts. As for the opposition, Dana Babler called the shots for Guttersluts with her staggering 411 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens end in 5th place, while Guttersluts come out in 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Yo Mama couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Tatonka. Headlined by Most Valuable Bowler Jason Caton and his astounding 510 series, Yo Mama celebrated a clean sweep over Tatonka. Meanwhile, Will Jeter guided Tatonka with his above-average 480 despite his team getting swept. Yo Mama finish in 7th place, while Tatonka wind up in 8th.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (216), David Codding (224), Ken M. Wilson (215), Pat Searcy (215,241), Seth Gunderson (222), and Thomas Lin (205,215)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Dennis Laube (Division 2), with landing in second place. Dennis will pocket the nice first-place pot, while will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jason Caton Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Jason Caton	#1 H2H BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Jason Caton
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I can draw Mohammed beter than I can draw a decent poker hand tonight." James Long, on his rapid loss of $3.