The Spring 2006 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The eighth week saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Three bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder landed this week's high game for the women with a 156, and women's high series was bagged by Andrea Wilson with a 425. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (299) and series (675). Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 21 & 22: I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! traded lane malfunctions with Split Happens. Though reinforced by Seth Gunderson with his above-average 556 series, the Belt accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. As for the opposition, James Long laid down the law in Split Happens with his miraculous 630 as his team took the series with 3 wins. I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! remains in 1st place, while Split Happens remain in 2nd.
On lanes 23 & 24: Bowl Movement matched wits with Sweeter Than Yoohoo. With the strength of Ken M. Wilson with his dazzling 675 series, Bowl Movement collected 3 wins against Yoohoo. In the midst of this, Stefan Miller dominated Yoohoo with his stupendous 573 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowl Movement remains in 3rd place, while Yoohoo sinks 1 spot to 5th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Yo Mama tussled with Bora Bora. While headlined by Andy Metzler with his 538 series, Yo Mama got swept by Bora Bora. Across the ball return, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) John Richardson reigned supreme in Bora Bora with his fantastic 647 as they swept the competition. Yo Mama drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Bora Bora jumps 2 spots to 4th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Tatonka alternated between bowling and dry humping Guttersluts. Showcasing Will Jeter with his 426 series, Tatonka split the series with Guttersluts. Meanwhile, Travis Kleiner ruled Guttersluts with his 356 as they matched their opponent in wins. Tatonka remains in 7th place, while Guttersluts remain in 8th.
Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Andy Metzler (201), Carl Goetz (213), David Codding (213,236,204), James Long (233), John Richardson (226,209,212), Ken M. Wilson (299), Seth Gunderson (222), Stefan Miller (201,201), and Thomas Lin (212)
A new personal high game was set tonight by Ken M. Wilson (299, previous best 256). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by James Long (630, previous best 598), Andrea Wilson (425, previous best 403), and John Richardson (647, previous best 644). Adding to the excitement, the 299 rolled by Ken M. Wilson is this season's new high game for men.
KEN M. WILSON SET THE NEW ALL-TIME HIGH GAME WITH HIS 299! CONGRATULATIONS!
The 675 rolled by Ken M. Wilson is the new 9th-best series in league history!
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Ken M. Wilson came closest), while Stefan Miller topped Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Freda Schroeder came closest), and Andrea Wilson won Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz holds the reins in Division 1; David Codding leads Division 2; Tim Segraves reigns over Division 3; and Ryan Doll dominates Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! will match wits with 8th-place Guttersluts (hcp 251). The Belt is expected to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Guttersluts are forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Moving to lanes 23&24, 5th-place Sweeter Than Yoohoo will meet with 4th-place Bora Bora (hcp 44). Yoohoo might roll a little low and get swept; while Bora Bora ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
- Then, over on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Tatonka (hcp 31) will socialize with 2nd-place Split Happens. Tatonka will likely roll decently, yet still manage to just barely miss getting swept; while Split Happens will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 3rd-place Bowl Movement will chill with 6th-place Yo Mama (hcp 200). Bowl Movement is predicted to perform well and win the series; while Yo Mama is anticipated to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | I'm Gonna Belt Ya, Sucka! | 21-11 | .656 | 20,419 | n/a |
| 2 | Split Happens | 21-11 | .656 | 16,948 | n/a |
| 3 | Bowl Movement | 19-13 | .594 | 22,342 | n/a |
| 4 | Bora Bora | 17-15 | .531 | 18,456 | +2 |
| 5 | Sweeter Than Yoohoo | 16-16 | .500 | 19,572 | -1 |
| 6 | Yo Mama | 14-18 | .438 | 16,846 | -1 |
| 7 | Tatonka | 10-22 | .313 | 15,884 | n/a |
| 8 | Guttersluts | 10-22 | .313 | 13,070 | n/a |
