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Spring 2007, Week 10

Posted by BowlingBot March 20, 2007 Spring 2007, Week 10 View Score Sheets

Spring 2007 Week 10 Robo-RecapThe Spring 2007 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The tenth week saw three teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (176) and series (488) for the women, while John Boren earned this week's high game (267) and series (701) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Guttersluts shared a few beers with Oily Balls. Highlighting the skills of #1 Power-Ranked John Boren and his astonishing 701 series, Guttersluts celebrated a clean sweep over Oily Balls. On the other side, Pat Searcy called the shots for Oily Balls with his below-average 537 despite his team getting swept. Guttersluts remains in 1st place, while Oily Balls plunge 2 spots to 4th.

week10On lanes 17 & 18: Unstoppabowl shared a platter of cheese sticks with X9XX. Featuring Cory Chorpenning with his 562 series, Unstoppabowl split the series with X9XX. While that was going down, Don Glasscock guided X9XX with his above-average 677 as they matched their opponent in wins. Unstoppabowl leaps 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while X9XX moves 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 19 & 20: Those 4 Bowlers kept grabbing the balls of Churn and Burn. Demonstrating the prowess of Seth Gunderson with his astounding 620 series, 4 Bowlers collected 3 wins against Churn and Burn. In the meantime, Jason Carpio reigned supreme in Churn and Burn with his below-average 492 despite his team notching only a single win. Those 4 Bowlers remains in 5th place, while Churn and Burn remains in 6th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Frickin' Ten Pin had a delightful time with Doll's Balls. Despite the strength of Carl Goetz with his above-average 595 series, Ten Pin accomplished only 1 win against Doll's Balls. Across the ball return, #1 Head-to-Head and Most Valuable Bowler John Richardson oversaw Doll's Balls with his phenomenal 564 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Frickin' Ten Pin drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Doll's Balls move 1 spot to 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: King Pins alternated between bowling and dry humping T.B.D.. Showcasing Duncan Ferber with his above-average 591 series, King Pins split the series with T.B.D.. Conversely, Steve Kiernan took the lead in T.B.D. with his above-average 579 as they matched their opponent in wins. King Pins remains in 9th place, while T.B.D. remains in 10th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (217), Don Glasscock (228,224,225), Duncan Ferber (223,203), Jason Carpio (201), John Boren (267,205,229), John Richardson (202), Pat Searcy (223), Seth Gunderson (258), and Steve Kiernan (207)


New personal high games were set tonight by Seth Gunderson (258, previous best 230) and Chris Lewis (198, previous best 177). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Seth Gunderson (620, previous best 611) and Chris Lewis (469, previous best 447).

Adding to the excitement, the 701 rolled by John Boren is this season's new high series for men.

The 267 rolled by John Boren is tied for the 6th-best game in league history!
The 701 rolled by John Boren is tied for the 5th-best series in league history!


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: John Boren made quick work of Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Seth Gunderson came closest). John Richardson staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Emily Austin came closest). Finally, Freda Schroeder (Division 2) walloped this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Kendall Kukowski (Division 4) walloped this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: John Boren dominates Division 1; Seth Gunderson leads Division 2; Deena Slinkard and Dave Hickerson hold the reins in Division 3 in a tie; and Kendall Kukowski reigns over Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 15&16, 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers will face 7th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 6). 4 Bowlers are expected to perform well and win the series; while Doll's Balls are forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Moving to lanes 17&18, 8th-place Frickin' Ten Pin will socialize with 9th-place King Pins (hcp 89). Ten Pin might roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while King Pins ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 19&20, 10th-place T.B.D. (hcp 103) will chill with 4th-place Oily Balls. T.B.D. will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Oily Balls will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Next up, on lanes 21&22, 3rd-place X9XX (hcp 6) will compete against 2nd-place Unstoppabowl. X9XX might roll a little low and get swept; while Unstoppabowl ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Finally, on lanes 23&24, 6th-place Churn and Burn (hcp 22) will tussle with 1st-place Guttersluts. Churn and Burn is predicted to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Guttersluts; while Guttersluts are anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


John Richardson
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


John Boren
Runner Up:
John Richardson

  #1 H2H BOWLER


John Richardson
Runner Up:
John Boren

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine."

Duncan Ferber, suddenly in need of $1,000 plus another $100 for John Coleman.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Guttersluts 30.5-9.5 .763 18,263 n/a
2 Unstoppabowl 24.5-15.5 .613 18,156 +1
3 X9XX 24-16 .600 19,290 +1
4 Oily Balls 23.5-16.5 .588 19,968 -2
5 Those 4 Bowlers 21-19 .525 17,296 n/a
6 Churn and Burn 17-23 .425 17,199 n/a
7 Doll's Balls 16.5-23.5 .413 16,884 +1
8 Frickin' Ten Pin 15-25 .375 18,597 -1
9 King Pins 14-26 .350 16,631 n/a
10 T.B.D. 13-27 .325 14,845 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 10
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
John Boren - 701
Don Glasscock - 677
Seth Gunderson - 620
Carl Goetz - 595
Duncan Ferber - 591
Freda Schroeder - 488
Angela Bradford - 405
Sara Bryant - 374
Ariel Waldman - 353
Emily Austin - 327
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
John Boren - 734
John Richardson - 691
Seth Gunderson - 684
Don Glasscock - 677
Duncan Ferber - 641
Freda Schroeder - 593
Sarah Buchanan - 582
Ariel Waldman - 576
Sara Bryant - 542
Emily Austin - 531
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
John Boren - 267
Seth Gunderson - 258
Don Glasscock - 228
Pat Searcy - 223
Duncan Ferber - 223 (t)
Carl Goetz - 217
Freda Schroeder - 176
Angela Bradford - 146
Sara Bryant - 132
Emily Austin - 128
Sarah Buchanan - 126
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Seth Gunderson - 279
John Boren - 278
Chris Lewis - 250
John Richardson - 244
Duncan Ferber - 239
Sarah Buchanan - 212
Freda Schroeder - 211
Emily Austin - 196
Ariel Waldman - 194
Sara Bryant - 188
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Seth Gunderson - 85
John Boren - 81
Chris Lewis - 63
John Richardson - 55
Duncan Ferber - 44
Sarah Buchanan - 34
Freda Schroeder - 20
Ariel Waldman - 13
Emily Austin - 13 (t)
Sara Bryant - 2


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