The sixth week of Fall 2007 saw four teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (185) and series (504) for the women. As for the men, Bill Krejci snagged this week's high game with a 264, and high series was earned by Don Glasscock with a 693. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Sh!t, I Don't Know couldn't stop inappropriately groping Split Happens. Though reinforced by Cory Chorpenning with his below-average 547 series, I Don't Know accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. Conversely, Most Valuable Bowler Nick Allegri mastered Split Happens with his exceptional 577 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Sh!t, I Don't Know drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Split Happens move 1 spot to 7th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Cannonbelt Run kept grabbing the balls of Dios Mios. Showcasing Seth Gunderson with his 518 series, Cannonbelt collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. Countering this, Bill Krejci took the lead in Dios Mios with his above-average 651 despite his team notching only a single win. Cannonbelt Run remains in 4th place, while Dios Mios move 1 spot to 2nd.
On lanes 23 & 24: The GameCox accepted a challenge by Seriously Handicapped. Topped by Jason Carpio with his astonishing 574 series, the GameCox collected 3 wins against the Handicapped. On the adjacent lane, John Kroenke showed off in the Handicapped with his dramatic 403 despite his team notching only a single win. The GameCox leaps 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while the Handicapped remains in 10th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla entered a showdown to the death with Your Mom. In spite of the prowess of Travis Kleiner with his 401 series, Ebowla accomplished only 1 win against Your Mom. Across the ball return, Ryan Doll called the shots for Your Mom with his below-average 510 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Ebowla plummets 2 spots in the standings to 9th place, while Your Mom moves 1 spot to 8th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Seefeldt the Glasscock shared a few beers with Bad Newz Kennels. Led by Don Glasscock with his above-average 693 series, with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Nick Allegri, the Glasscock celebrated a clean sweep over the Kennels. On the other side, Carl Goetz shined in the Kennels with his 558 despite his team getting swept. Seefeldt the Glasscock remains in 1st place, while the Kennels sink 1 spot to 3rd.
Bowlers bribing their way into The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (264), Brian Eye (204,248,222), Carl Goetz (210,202), Cory Chorpenning (201), Don Glasscock (249,225,219), Jason Carpio (208), Ken M. Wilson (212,212), Nick Allegri (209), and Phil Schroeder (231)

The 264 rolled by Bill Krejci is the new 9th-best game in league history!
The 693 rolled by Don Glasscock is tied for the 9th-best series in league history!
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Brian Eye swept Division 1, while Nick Allegri trounced Division 2. Phil Schroeder staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 3, and Janelle (Laube) Lamar mopped up Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Carl Goetz and Seth Gunderson (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Brian Eye, Steve Kiernan, and Duncan Ferber lead Division 1 in a tie; Nik Domann tops Division 2; Phil Schroeder reigns over Division 3; and Janelle (Laube) Lamar calls the shots for Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 9th-place Ebowla (hcp 104) will challenge 4th-place Cannonbelt Run. Ebowla is expected to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Cannonbelt is forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 5th-place The GameCox will spend some quality time with 8th-place Your Mom (hcp 29). The GameCox might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Your Mom ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will socialize with 6th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know (hcp 62). The Glasscock will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while I Don't Know will probably drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Dios Mios (hcp 50) will chuck some balls with 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels. Dios Mios might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Kennels ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 68) will chill with 7th-place Split Happens. The Handicapped is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens are anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | Seefeldt the Glasscock | 20-4 | .833 | 13,703 | n/a |
2 | Dios Mios | 16-8 | .667 | 10,974 | +1 |
3 | Bad Newz Kennels | 15-9 | .625 | 11,972 | -1 |
4 | Cannonbelt Run | 15-9 | .625 | 11,041 | n/a |
5 | The GameCox | 12-12 | .500 | 10,245 | +1 |
6 | Sh!t, I Don't Know | 11-13 | .458 | 11,641 | -1 |
7 | Split Happens | 10-14 | .417 | 10,129 | +1 |
8 | Your Mom | 9-15 | .375 | 9,678 | +1 |
9 | Ebowla | 9-15 | .375 | 8,693 | -2 |
10 | Seriously Handicapped | 3-21 | .125 | 8,626 | n/a |