The eleventh week of Fall 2007 saw four teams climb in the standings, while five teams slipped. Freda Schroeder and Jennifer Seefeldt both tied for this week's high game for the women with a 191, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 543. As for the men, Don Glasscock snagged this week's high game with a 255, and high series was earned by Cory Chorpenning with a 656. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 3 & 4: Dios Mios kept grabbing the balls of Your Mom. Though reinforced by Bill Krejci with his below-average 526 series, Dios Mios got swept by Your Mom. Countering this, Ryan Doll laid down the law in Your Mom with his above-average 572 as they swept the competition. Dios Mios plummet 3 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Your Mom moves 1 spot to 8th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Cannonbelt Run couldn't stop inappropriately groping Bad Newz Kennels. Notwithstanding the leadership of Seth Gunderson with his below-average 450 series, Cannonbelt accomplished only 1 win against the Kennels. On the other side, Freda Schroeder dominated the Kennels with her above-average 543 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Cannonbelt Run drops 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while the Kennels jump 2 spots to 3rd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Seriously Handicapped kept stealing sips of beer from Seefeldt the Glasscock. With the strength of #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Tyler Hilker and his splendid 613 series, the Handicapped collected 3 wins against the Glasscock. On the flipside, Brian Eye oversaw the Glasscock with his 597 despite his team notching only a single win. Seriously Handicapped remains in 10th place, while the Glasscock sinks 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla accepted a challenge by Sh!t, I Don't Know. Regardless of the star power of Travis Kleiner with his below-average 369 series, Ebowla got swept by I Don't Know. On the adjacent lane, #1 Head-to-Head Cory Chorpenning guided I Don't Know with his above-average 656 as they swept the competition. Ebowla drops 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while I Don't Know jumps 3 spots to 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Split Happens alternated between bowling and dry humping The GameCox. While headlined by James Long with his astounding 548 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against the GameCox. As for the opposition, Jason Carpio showed off in the GameCox with his staggering 577 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens drop 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while the GameCox moves 1 spot to 6th.

Bowlers slipping under the velvet rope in front of The 200 Club include: Brian Eye (240), Cory Chorpenning (207,225,224), Don Glasscock (255), James Long (221), Jason Carpio (214), Ken M. Wilson (215), and Tyler Hilker (234)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Steve Kiernan came closest), while Jason Carpio ruled Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Scott Murdock came closest), and Janelle (Laube) Lamar won Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Amanda Cox Jeter (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber dominates Division 1; Nik Domann and Tyler Hilker run the show in Division 2 in a tie; David Parre is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Janelle (Laube) Lamar and Travis Kleiner top Division 4 in a tie.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 9th-place Ebowla (hcp 199) will tussle with 2nd-place Seefeldt the Glasscock. Ebowla is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Glasscock is forecast to drop their average a bit even as they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 4th-place Cannonbelt Run will challenge 7th-place Split Happens (hcp 28). Cannonbelt might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Split Happens ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels will test their mettle against 6th-place The GameCox (hcp 70). The Kennels will likely maintain their current strength as they just barely miss sweeping the series; while the GameCox will probably hold steady as they just barely avoid getting swept.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 8th-place Your Mom will throw some gutter balls with 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 28). Your Mom might perform well and win the series; while the Handicapped ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 5th-place Dios Mios (hcp 73) will chuck some balls with 1st-place Sh!t, I Don't Know. Dios Mios are predicted to roll a little low and get swept; while I Don't Know is anticipated to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Tyler Hilker Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Tyler Hilker Runner Up: Cory Chorpenning	#1 H2H BOWLER Cory Chorpenning Runner Up: Tyler Hilker
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Now that is just ridiculous, Dude. Nobody is going to cut your dick off. Not if I have anything to say about it." Dennis Laube, reassuring Carl Goetz, who was heading to the men's room.