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Spring 2008, Week 12

Posted by BowlingBot April 8, 2008 Spring 2008, Week 12 View Score Sheets

Spring 2008 Week 12 Robo-RecapThe tweltfh week of Spring 2008 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (202) and series (484) for the women. As for the men, Don Glasscock snagged this week's high game with a 257, and high series was earned by Cory Chorpenning with a 669. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: 3 Dudes and a Doll spent a romantic evening with Ebowla. Despite being led by Chris Rigdon with his 524 series, 3 Dudes and a Doll accomplished only 1 win against Ebowla. In the meantime, Travis Kleiner took the lead in Ebowla with his above-average 486 as his team took the series with 3 wins. 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 3rd place, while Ebowla remains in 8th.

Jeremy Cline celebrates the passage of medical marijuana in Missouri.On lanes 21 & 22: Dios Mios entered a showdown to the death with Bad Newz Kennels. Although topped by Bill Krejci with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 435 series, Dios Mios got swept by the Kennels. In the midst of this, Dennis Laube oversaw the Kennels with his above-average 553 as they swept the competition. Dios Mios drop 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while the Kennels remain in 1st.

On lanes 23 & 24: You Don't Know Sh!t hung out with Split Happens. Headlined by Cory Chorpenning with his above-average 669 series, Don't Know Sh!t celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. . With Split Happens forfeiting, all Don't Know Sh!t needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. You Don't Know Sh!t remains in 2nd place, while Split Happens sink 1 spot to 10th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Sofa King Good. Starring Most Valuable Bowler Shaun Crockett and his thrilling 531 series, Dr. Strangelanes collected 3 wins against Sofa King. Concurrently, Don Glasscock reigned supreme in Sofa King with his below-average 609 despite his team notching only a single win. Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt remains in 5th place, while Sofa King moves 1 spot to 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: ? tussled with It's Britney, Bitch. With the strength of #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Joel Teply and his splendid 474 series, ? collected 3 wins against Britney. Simultaneously, Jeff Unseld drew the spotlight in Britney with his above-average 428 despite his team notching only a single win. ? remains in 4th place, while Britney moves 1 spot to 9th.

Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (244,218,207), Don Glasscock (257), Duncan Ferber (214), Freda Schroeder (202), and Travis Kleiner (202)


A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Shaun Crockett (531, previous best 492).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Duncan Ferber had his way with Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Scott Murdock came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Chris Rigdon came closest), and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Jeff Unseld came closest). Finally, Shaun Crockett (Division 4) routed this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Kendall Kukowski tops Division 1; Dennis Laube holds the reins in Division 2; Kris Hiestand leads Division 3; and Shaun Crockett calls the shots for Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels will face 5th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt (hcp 18). The Kennels are expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Dr. Strangelanes are forecast to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 68) will match wits with 3rd-place 3 Dudes and a Doll. Split Happens might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while 3 Dudes and a Doll ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 9th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 80) will battle 7th-place Dios Mios. Britney will likely roll decently and win the series; while Dios Mios will probably drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 8th-place Ebowla (hcp 14) will test their mettle against 4th-place ?. Ebowla might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while ? ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 6th-place Sofa King Good (hcp 48) will roll against 2nd-place You Don't Know Sh!t. Sofa King is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Don't Know Sh!t is anticipated to drop their average a bit even as enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Shaun Crockett
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Joel Teply
Runner Up:
Shaun Crockett

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Joel Teply
Runner Up:
Shaun Crockett

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?"

Freda Schroeder, failing to recognize the other team's anchor.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Bad Newz Kennels 33-15 .688 23,191 n/a
2 You Don't Know Sh!t 32-16 .667 26,538 n/a
3 3 Dudes and a Doll 27-21 .563 22,085 n/a
4 ? 25-23 .521 19,872 n/a
5 Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... 24-24 .500 22,200 n/a
6 Sofa King Good 21-27 .438 24,483 +1
7 Dios Mios 21-27 .438 20,494 -1
8 Ebowla 21-27 .438 19,174 n/a
9 It's Britney, Bitch 17-31 .354 17,070 +1
10 Split Happens 16-32 .333 15,731 -1
Top Individual Achievements for Week 12
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 669
Duncan Ferber - 609
Don Glasscock - 609 (t)
Dennis Laube - 553
Shaun Crockett - 531
Chris Rigdon - 524
Kendall Kukowski - 524 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 484
Jennifer Seefeldt - 402
Sarah Buchanan - 378
Amy Goodnow - 288
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Cory Chorpenning - 669
Joel Teply - 663
Shaun Crockett - 663 (t)
Duncan Ferber - 637
Dennis Laube - 632
Chris Lewis - 620
Sarah Buchanan - 584
Freda Schroeder - 568
Amy Goodnow - 518
Jennifer Seefeldt - 517
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 257
Cory Chorpenning - 244
Duncan Ferber - 214
Travis Kleiner - 202
Dennis Laube - 193
Freda Schroeder - 202
Jennifer Seefeldt - 139
Sarah Buchanan - 132
Amy Goodnow - 105
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Don Glasscock - 257
Cory Chorpenning - 244
Travis Kleiner - 241
Shaun Crockett - 236
Joel Teply - 227
Aubrey Moren - 227 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 230
Sarah Buchanan - 200
Amy Goodnow - 181
Jennifer Seefeldt - 177
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Travis Kleiner - 51
Shaun Crockett - 47
Cory Chorpenning - 44
Joel Teply - 43
Aubrey Moren - 38
Don Glasscock - 38 (t)
Martin Coady - 38 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 37
Sarah Buchanan - 18
Amy Goodnow - 1


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