By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Fall 2008 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The ninth week saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (188) and series (461) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (254) and series (681) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: WWJB traded lane malfunctions with Bowl Movement. Even though highlighted by the skills of Eric Summers with his 334 series, WWJB got swept by Bowl Movement. On the adjacent lane, Patty Morrisey took the lead in Bowl Movement with her above-average 366 as they swept the competition. WWJB drops 1 spot in the standings to 10th place, while Bowl Movement jumps 2 spots to 4th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Ain't No Sh!t couldn't stop inappropriately groping Livin' On A Spare. With top billing by Cory Chorpenning with his above-average 681 series, Ain't No Sh!t celebrated a clean sweep over Livin' On A Spare. Countering this, Lindsay Jamis oversaw Livin' On A Spare with her terrific 401 despite her team getting swept. Ain't No Sh!t remains in 1st place, while Livin' On A Spare sinks 1 spot to 8th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Dave and the Wingers had a rendezvous with Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty. Regardless of the star power of Rob Kaszuba with his breathtaking 508 series, the Wingers accomplished only 1 win against Spare The Rod. On the other half of the score sheet, Will Jeter dominated Spare The Rod with his 476 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Dave and the Wingers leap 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while Spare The Rod remains in 5th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Bad Newz Kennels spent some quality time with Is This Billable?. Despite being led by #1 Head-to-Head Dennis Laube and his awe-inspiring 564 series, the Kennels got swept by Is This Billable?. Across the ball return, Ryan Doll showed off in Is This Billable? with his above-average 609 (with a nod to #1 Power-Ranked Ben Wetteborn) as they swept the competition. Bad Newz Kennels plummet 2 spots in the standings to 6th place, while Is This Billable? moves 1 spot to 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Chico's Bail Bonds kept grabbing the balls of Dios Mios. While headlined by Ken M. Wilson with his powerful 633 series, Chico's accomplished only 1 win against Dios Mios. As for the opposition, Bill Krejci ruled Dios Mios with his 549 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Lefty John Boren) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Chico's Bail Bonds remains in 2nd place, while Dios Mios remain in 3rd.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (223), Cory Chorpenning (230,254), Dennis Laube (211), Duncan Ferber (213,244), Ken M. Wilson (233,226), Kendall Kukowski (201), and Ryan Doll (210,221)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Duncan Ferber came closest), while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Phil Schroeder came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Tom Finley came closest), and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Dave Winger came closest). Finally, Cory Chorpenning (Division 1) creamed this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Dennis Laube (Division 2) creamed this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Amanda Cox Jeter (Division 4) creamed this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz reigns over Division 1; Aubrey Moren runs the show in Division 2; Travis Kleiner holds the reins in Division 3; and Amanda Cox Jeter calls the shots for Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Ain't No Sh!t will socialize with 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds (hcp 89). Ain't No Sh!t is expected to see their averages fall off a cliff as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Chico's are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Dios Mios will roll against 4th-place Bowl Movement (hcp 56). Dios Mios might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Bowl Movement ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty (hcp 67) will share a couple of pitchers with 6th-place Bad Newz Kennels. Spare The Rod will likely roll decently, yet still manage to get swept; while the Kennels will probably raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Is This Billable? will test their mettle against 8th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 75). Is This Billable? might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Livin' On A Spare; while Livin' On A Spare ought to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Dave and the Wingers will challenge 10th-place WWJB (hcp 13). The Wingers are predicted to perform well, but split the series with WWJB; while WWJB is anticipated to raise their average while they keep the series tied.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Lefty John Boren Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Ben Wetteborn Runner Up: Ken Wilson	#1 H2H BOWLER Dennis Laube Runner Up: Cory Chorpenning
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "You can take your cheese stick curse and shove it up Duncan's ass." Will Jeter, frustrated at everyone.