A stagnated fifteenth week of Spring 2009 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and three rolled new personal high games. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (210) and series (499) for the women. As for the men, Rob Kaszuba snagged this week's high game with a 230, and high series was earned by Rich DeYoung with a 592. Meanwhile, Tournament of Champions is officially down to its final eight bowlers, who will face each other next week competing for two cash prizes! Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Sh!t, Another Season alternated between bowling and dry humping Turkey Sandwich. Reinforced by Duncan Ferber with his 556 series, Another Season collected 3 wins against Turkey Sandwich. Countering this, Sarah Sauer laid down the law in Turkey Sandwich with her above-average 403 despite her team notching only a single win. Sh!t, Another Season remains in 5th place, while Turkey Sandwich remains in 7th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends shared a platter of cheese sticks with Schlitz For Us, Splits For You. Even though highlighted by the skills of Ryan Housknecht with his above-average 427 series, Wonder Friends accomplished only 1 win against Schlitz. While that was going down, Angela Bradford shined in Schlitz with her 499 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends remains in 9th place, while Schlitz remains in 1st.
On lanes 23 & 24: Rule 6B kept stealing sips of beer from XXX. With the strength of #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Ryan Doll and his splendid 583 series, Rule 6B collected 3 wins against XXX. On the adjacent lane, Rich DeYoung oversaw XXX with his marvelous 592 despite his team notching only a single win. Rule 6B remains in 3rd place, while XXX remains in 10th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Chico's Bail Bonds couldn't stop inappropriately groping WWJB. Featuring Ken M. Wilson with his 556 series, Chico's collected 3 wins against WWJB. On the other side, AJ Taylor showed off in WWJB with his stupendous 443 despite his team notching only a single win. Chico's Bail Bonds remains in 2nd place, while WWJB remains in 6th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: No Pinheads shared a few beers with Chicks With Balls. Headlined by Most Valuable Bowler Dennis Laube and his breathtaking 563 series, No Pinheads collected 3 wins against the Chicks. In the midst of this, Andrea Caudillo guided the Chicks with her above-average 445 despite her team notching only a single win. No Pinheads remains in 4th place, while the Chicks remain in 8th.
Bowlers bribing their way into The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (210), Carl Goetz (204), Dennis Laube (200), Duncan Ferber (203), Ken M. Wilson (201), Rich DeYoung (211), Rob Kaszuba (230), and Ryan Doll (215)
New personal high games were set tonight by Rob Kaszuba (230, previous best 209), Brett Schroeder (186, previous best 182), and AJ Taylor (167, previous best 162). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Ben Wetteborn (450, previous best 436) and AJ Taylor (443, previous best 412).
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 1 as it was a complete embarassment, while Dennis Laube vanquished Division 2. Janelle (Laube) Lamar spanked Division 3, and Ben Wetteborn whipped Division 4. Finally, Ken M. Wilson (Division 1) mopped up this week's Interdivisional bracket. Congratulations to our division champions! The following eight people will compete next week for the big prize! Division 1: Carl GoetzDivision 2: Dennis Laube and Phil Schroeder. Division 3: Adam MessnerDivision 4: Ryan Housknecht
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Schlitz For Us, Splits For You (hcp 66) will compete against 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds. Schlitz is expected to maintain their current strength as they just barely miss getting swept; while Chico's are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Rule 6B (hcp 39) will share a couple of pitchers with 4th-place No Pinheads. Rule 6B might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with No Pinheads; while No Pinheads ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Sh!t, Another Season will test their mettle against 6th-place WWJB (hcp 168). Another Season will likely have a bit of an off night, yet still manage to win the series; while WWJB will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Turkey Sandwich will chill with 8th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 25). Turkey Sandwich might perform well and win the series; while the Chicks ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends (hcp 8) will challenge 10th-place XXX. Wonder Friends are predicted to perform well and win the series; while XXX is anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | Schlitz For Us, Splits For You | 42-18 | .700 | 27,525 | n/a |
| 2 | Chico's Bail Bonds | 40.5-19.5 | .675 | 31,365 | n/a |
| 3 | Rule 6B | 37-23 | .617 | 26,423 | n/a |
| 4 | No Pinheads | 34-26 | .567 | 28,799 | n/a |
| 5 | Sh!t, Another Season | 32-28 | .533 | 30,813 | n/a |
| 6 | WWJB | 27-33 | .450 | 21,532 | n/a |
| 7 | Turkey Sandwich | 23-37 | .383 | 23,938 | n/a |
| 8 | Chicks With Balls | 22-38 | .367 | 22,629 | n/a |
| 9 | Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends | 20.5-39.5 | .342 | 18,334 | n/a |
| 10 | XXX | 20-40 | .333 | 20,800 | n/a |
