The tweltfh week of Fall 2009 saw three teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 162, and women's high series was bagged by Sarah Sauer with a 445. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (247) and series (727). Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Chicks With Balls alternated between bowling and dry humping BILFs. With the strength of Janelle (Laube) Lamar with her 412 series, the Chicks collected 3 wins against BILFs. On the flipside, Derrick Grimpo reigned supreme in BILFs with his stupendous 482 despite his team notching only a single win. Chicks With Balls remains in 9th place, while BILFs sink 1 spot to 6th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Split Happens couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Quick Release. Though reinforced by Nick Allegri with his above-average 438 series, Split Happens got swept by Quick Release. Concurrently, Ryan Doll shined in Quick Release with his 563 as they swept the competition. Split Happens remains in 10th place, while Quick Release moves 1 spot to 2nd.
On lanes 23 & 24: No Pinheads chucked gutter balls with Ebowla. Led by Phil Schroeder with his spectacular 570 series, No Pinheads split the series with Ebowla. Meanwhile, Jason Carpio showed off in Ebowla with his marvelous 618 as they matched their opponent in wins. No Pinheads drop 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Ebowla moves 1 spot to 7th.
On lanes 25 & 26: BOWLSH!T did battle with Sweep The Leg, Johnny. Notwithstanding the leadership of Travis Kleiner with his above-average 473 series, BOWLSH!T got swept by Sweep The Leg. Across the ball return, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Ken M. Wilson drew the spotlight in Sweep The Leg with his staggering 727 as they swept the competition. BOWLSH!T drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Sweep The Leg remains in 1st.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Rollin' J's waged a heated competition against WWJB. Starring Jerry Krall with his 384 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Jared Goff, Rollin' J's collected 3 wins against WWJB. On the adjacent lane, Rich Foster guided WWJB with his phenomenal 509 despite his team notching only a single win. Rollin' J's leap 2 spots in the standings to 4th place, while WWJB sinks 1 spot to 5th.
Bowlers entering The 200 Club include: Aubrey Moren (224), Jason Carpio (216,203), John Boren (235,204), Ken M. Wilson (247,246,234), Phil Schroeder (202,209), and Ryan Doll (203)

The 727 rolled by Ken M. Wilson is the new 3rd-best series in league history!
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson had his way with Division 1, while Rich Foster clobbered Division 2. Janelle (Laube) Lamar creamed Division 3, and Sarah Sauer ruled Division 4. Finally, Jared Goff (Division 4) made quick work of this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson holds the reins in Division 1; Aubrey Moren dominates Division 2; AJ Hofmann tops Division 3; and Amanda Duncan reigns over Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 2nd-place Quick Release will battle 8th-place BOWLSH!T (hcp 95). Quick Release is expected to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while BOWLSH!T is forecast to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place Ebowla will throw some gutter balls with 9th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 50). Ebowla might perform well and sweep the series; while the Chicks ought to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place WWJB (hcp 7) will spend some quality time with 10th-place Split Happens. WWJB will likely roll decently, but split the series with Split Happens; while Split Happens will probably raise their average while they keep the series tied.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 6th-place BILFs will hang out with 4th-place Rollin' J's (hcp 28). BILFs might perform well and sweep the series; while Rollin' J's ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 1st-place Sweep The Leg, Johnny will share a couple of pitchers with 3rd-place No Pinheads (hcp 67). Sweep The Leg is predicted to maintain their current strength as they just barely miss sweeping the series; while No Pinheads are anticipated to hold steady as they just barely avoid getting swept.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | Sweep The Leg, Johnny | 46-2 | .958 | 27,045 | n/a |
2 | Quick Release | 33-15 | .688 | 23,465 | +1 |
3 | No Pinheads | 31-17 | .646 | 24,186 | -1 |
4 | Rollin' J's | 23.5-24.5 | .490 | 17,210 | +2 |
5 | WWJB | 23-25 | .479 | 18,934 | -1 |
6 | BILFs | 22-26 | .458 | 19,794 | -1 |
7 | Ebowla | 19-29 | .396 | 18,381 | +1 |
8 | BOWLSH!T | 19-29 | .396 | 17,175 | -1 |
9 | Chicks With Balls | 18.5-29.5 | .385 | 17,595 | n/a |
10 | Split Happens | 5-43 | .104 | 15,277 | n/a |