The fourteenth week of Spring 2010 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (242) and series (590) for the women, while Ryan Doll earned this week's high game (230) and series (618) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 25 & 26: Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz entered a showdown to the death with Empire Strikes Back. Headlined by #1 Power-Ranked Angela Bradford and her awe-inspiring 590 series, the Schlitz celebrated a clean sweep over the Empire. Simultaneously, Ken M. Wilson guided the Empire with his 554 despite his team getting swept. Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz leaps 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while the Empire sinks 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 27 & 28: Little Lebowski Urban Achievers tussled with Lil' Devils. In spite of top-billing by Mitch Kempker with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 475 series, the Urban Achievers got swept by Lil' Devils. While that was going down, Andrea Caudillo laid down the law in Lil' Devils with her above-average 432 as they swept the competition. Little Lebowski Urban Achievers remains in 8th place, while Lil' Devils remain in 4th.

On lanes 29 & 30: The Prak Attack alternated between bowling and dry humping Bowlumpkin. In spite of the prowess of Bill Riley with his breathtaking 401 series, the Attack accomplished only 1 win against Bowlumpkin. As for the opposition, Jason Carpio took the lead in Bowlumpkin with his 553 as his team took the series with 3 wins. The Prak Attack drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Bowlumpkin moves 1 spot to 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 31 & 32: 3 Pin Moon did battle with No Pinheads. Blessed by Ryan Doll with his above-average 618 series, 3 Pin Moon collected 3 wins against the Pinheads. Concurrently, #1 Head-to-Head and Most Valuable Bowler Phil Schroeder commanded the Pinheads with his exceptional 549 despite his team notching only a single win. 3 Pin Moon remains in 3rd place, while the Pinheads remain in 7th.

Bowlers bribing their way into The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (242), Carl Goetz (204), Jason Carpio (223), Mitch Kempker (209), and Ryan Doll (230,213)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Dennis Laube dominated Division 1, while Adam Messner routed Division 2. Janelle (Laube) Lamar had her way with Division 3, and Bill Riley staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 4. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson calls the shots for Division 1; Chris Lewis dominates Division 2; Janelle (Laube) Lamar reigns over Division 3; and Lawrence Prak leads Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 25&26, 6th-place The Prak Attack (hcp 141) will throw some gutter balls with 3rd-place 3 Pin Moon. The Attack is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while 3 Pin Moon is forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 27&28, 7th-place No Pinheads will roll against 5th-place Bowlumpkin (hcp 100). The Pinheads might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Bowlumpkin ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 29&30, 8th-place Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (hcp 172) will meet with 2nd-place Empire Strikes Back. The Urban Achievers will likely roll decently, yet still manage to get swept; while the Empire will probably drop their average a bit even as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 31&32, 1st-place Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz will compete against 4th-place Lil' Devils (hcp 95). The Schlitz is predicted to roll a little low, but split the series with Lil' Devils; while Lil' Devils are anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Phil Schroeder Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Angela Bradford Runner Up: Phil Schroeder	#1 H2H BOWLER Phil Schroeder Runner Up: Ryan Doll
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Did you see that dance Ken kept doing in his approach tonight? Someone needs to get that guy some Preparation H." Mitch Kempker, hoping to administer it himself.