A sparsely-attended eleventh week of Fall 2024 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Seth Gunderson snagged this week's high game with a 212, and high series was earned by Ben Spencer with a 577. Scooter is too depressed and horrified to do a proper writeup this week, and if he did it would just be a rehash of the November 9, 2016 recap. So read on here for the current stats, then go read that one to see some cute pictures to get your mind off current events.

First up, on lanes 1 & 2: Half of Scootytang shared a few beers with Half of Scooter's Succulent Sausages™. With the strength of Seth Gunderson with his 543 series, with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler Buck Nasty, Tang collected 3 wins against Sausagemakers. Concurrently, Scott Murdock with his better-than-normal 467 series commanded Sausagemakers despite his team notching only a single win. Scootytang leaps 2 spots in the standings to 2nd place, while Sausages sink 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 3 & 4: In a juxtaposition of two close team averages, Stealing Pins in the Burrows entered a showdown to the death with Bowls Deep. Topped by Nathan Burrows with his above-average 446 series, along with kudos to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Chris Lenz, Pin Thieves collected 3 wins against Bowls. Among the other players in the match, Kent Harms with his 506 series drew the spotlight of Bowls despite his team notching only a single win. Stealing Pins in the Burrows remains in 5th place, while Bowls sink 1 spot to 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 5 & 6: In a rather lopsided matchup, the rascally Sun Dolphins deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of the oppressive Squid Row. Notwithstanding the leadership of Ryan Sisco with his above-average 442 series, Dolphins got swept by Calimari. Conversely, Ben Spencer with his better-than-normal 577 series oversaw Calimari as they swept the competition. Sun Dolphins remains in 6th place, while Calimari remains in 1st.

Bowlers watching election results from their private VIP suites at The 200 Club include: Ben Spencer (204) and Seth Gunderson (212)

A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Buck Nasty (468, previous best 457).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ben Spencer clobbered Division 1, while Scott Murdock made quick work of Division 2. Buck Nasty creamed Division 3, and Chris Lenz conquered Division 4. In terms of overall points: Seth Gunderson is in the driver's seat in Division 1; Scott Murdock reigns over Division 2; Buck Nasty runs the show in Division 3; and Chris Lenz and Brian Schaben hold the reins in Division 4 in a tie.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 1&2, 5th-place Stealing Pins in the Burrows (hcp 176) will socialize with 1st-place Squid Row. Pin Thieves are expected to roll a little low and get swept; while Calimari is forecast to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 3&4, 3rd-place Scooter's Succulent Sausages™ will throw some gutter balls with 6th-place Sun Dolphins (hcp 83). Sausagemakers might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Dolphins ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 5&6, 2nd-place Scootytang will chuck some balls with 4th-place Bowls Deep (hcp 100). Tang is predicted to roll decently and sweep the series; while Bowls are anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Chris Lenz Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Chris Lenz Runner Up: Buck Nasty	#1 H2H BOWLER Buck Nasty Runner Up: Ben Spencer
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Starting Spring 2025 I'm available on Tuesday nights, if anyone needs a new teammate. JoAnne needs some competition!" Kamala Harris, on her shocking upcoming schedule change in January.