Intro: Normally, when Scott Murdock isn't sick and decides to use company time to do the write up, you'd get this on Wednesday. But since half the matchups are pending post-bowling scores and all awards are tentative, I (AJ), wanted to give you an early summary.
Chapter 1: *Well that was a horrible throw, definitely the lane conditions and I should kick the wall* "Oww! That hurt..." - AJ Hofmann 
Chapter 2: "Shit, a post-bowling opponent?! Ok, we'll bowl *redacted* in games *redacted* and *redacted* in game *redacted*. Worse case scenario we go *redacted*."- Ian Goetz.
Chapter 3: "We can't win when Scott Murdock bowls multiple 200 games. We can't win without him." - Scott's Teammates.
Chapter 4: "I was thinking... we should all bowl *redacted* and let the bowling gods decide the outcome. Oh and let's change our name in the computers again!" - Ben Spencer (I like math)
In Closing: We don't have to hump Scoot tonight and can join The 200 Club include: Ben Spencer (200), Carl Goetz (230,217), Cory Chorpenning (224), Dennis Walling (204), Freda Schroeder (212), Ian Goetz (212,206), Jeremy Cline (242,230), Ken M. Wilson (254,202), Michael Gordon (214), and Seth Gunderson (209)
The 212 rolled by Freda Schroeder is this season's new high game among women.
The Tournament of Champions begins next week. Here are the final division assignments for this season:
| DIVISION 1 1. Carl Goetz 2. Ken Wilson 3. Cory Chorpenning 4. Jeremy Cline 5. Ian Goetz 6. Matthew Taylor 7. Aaron Barber 8. Michael Gordon | DIVISION 2 1. Dennis Walling 2. Seth Gunderson 3. Ben Spencer 4. Scott Murdock 5. Nick Kinney 6. Jonathan Vigliaturo 7. Rob Kaszuba 8. AJ Hofmann | DIVISION 3 1. Freda Schroeder 2. Conor Clarke 3. Curtis Whiles 4. Joe Meyer 5. Jeremy Varnell 6. James Tott 7. Luke Melton 8. JoAnne Barber | DIVISION 4 1. Alison Radke 2. Michael Whiles 3. Brian Bockelman 4. Jared Nuhn 5. Tony Marin 6. Dennis Cummings 7. Ben Conaghan |
Prologue: NEXT WEEK: Blah, blah, blah. If you've read this far and are concerned about next week's matchups, check back once the post-bowling team's scores are in... or more likely, just show up next week and see what lanes, opponent, and handicap you have.
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | C.I.C.K. Ass 2 | 9-3 | .750 | 7,196 | +1 |
| 2 | Pin Is King 2 | 9-3 | .750 | 6,398 | -1 |
| 3 | See you next Tuesday! | 9-3 | .750 | 6,145 | n/a |
| 4 | BDE | 6-6 | .500 | 5,468 | n/a |
| 5 | The James Tott Center for Kids Who Can't Bowl Good... | 5-7 | .417 | 4,948 | n/a |
| 6 | Scared Splitless | 4-8 | .333 | 4,592 | +2 |
| 7 | Rear Admirals | 3-9 | .250 | 4,909 | -1 |
| 8 | Bowl Movements | 2-10 | .167 | 3,037 | -1 |
| Men's High Series Scratch | Women's High Series Scratch |
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Jeremy Cline - 640 Ken Wilson - 633 Carl Goetz - 621 Cory Chorpenning - 581 Ian Goetz - 579 |
Freda Schroeder - 464 JoAnne Barber - 357 Alison Radke - 344 |
| Men's High Series Handicap | Women's High Series Handicap |
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Jeremy Cline - 676 Nick Kinney - 648 Seth Gunderson - 647 Ken Wilson - 633 Carl Goetz - 621 |
Freda Schroeder - 588 JoAnne Barber - 537 Alison Radke - 504 |
| Men's High Game Scratch | Women's High Game Scratch |
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Ken Wilson - 254 Jeremy Cline - 242 Carl Goetz - 230 Cory Chorpenning - 224 Michael Gordon - 214 |
Freda Schroeder - 212 JoAnne Barber - 129 Alison Radke - 119 |
| Men's High Game Handicap | Women's High Game Handicap |
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Ken Wilson - 254 Jeremy Cline - 254 (t) Luke Melton - 238 Seth Gunderson - 237 Jeremy Varnell - 235 Michael Gordon - 234 |
Freda Schroeder - 253 JoAnne Barber - 189 Alison Radke - 172 |
| Men's Pins Over Average | Women's Pins Over Average |
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Jeremy Cline - 57 Luke Melton - 54 Ken Wilson - 54 (t) Jeremy Varnell - 48 Seth Gunderson - 45 Michael Gordon - 40 |
Freda Schroeder - 64 JoAnne Barber - 4 |
Any idea when the two post-bowling teams will be doin’ their thang?
I am not sure. Scoot passed on their post-bowling emails to me. If I get scores passed on to me before he’s back in town I’ll update them though!
Cool deal. Thanks!