Being lamewads, we here at Gutteralley can't claim to know what "Mustache Cash Stash" means or what the Google Image Search images that we found mean. But we do know enough to know that MCS = this week's first-place flavor-of-the-week.
On lanes 1 & 2: A very below-average NotContra faced off against Bowl Yer Ballz Off. Led by Aaron Barber and his 552 series, which won him Most Valuable Bowler since he was the only shining light in a dark sea of suckery, NotContra secured a clean sweep over Bowl Yer Ballz Off. Meanwhile, led by Rob Kaszuba and his 404 series, Bowl Yer Ballz Off got swept. NotContra climbs 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Bowl Yer Ballz Off drops 1 spot to 6th.
On lanes 3 & 4: Split It & Hit It deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Brooklyn Strikers. It backfired. Led by Russell Bingham and his 495 series, Split It & Hit It managed only 1 win against Brooklyn Strikers. Meanwhile, led by sub Doug Bonney and his 495 series, Brooklyn Strikers racked up 3 wins in a matchup that ended up having a handicap of 0. Despite losing 3, Split It & Hit It still climbs 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Brooklyn Strikers moves up 1 spot to 7th.
On lanes 5 & 6: Roll, Drink, Repeat snuggled up with Less Terra Bowl. Despite the cuddliness, Sean Simmons and his 486 series was not enough to help Roll, Drink, Repeat get out of its slump. That's because Matthew Taylor and his 575 series led Less Terra Bowl in the second of tonight's three sweeps. Roll, Drink, Repeat remains in 10th place, while Less Terra Bowl moves up 1 spot to 5th.
On lanes 7 & 8: Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of JG's Rusty Nuts. Naughty Freda! And Dennis, I'm shamed of you. At any rate, it apparently worked. Led by Aubrey Moren and his 593 series, Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! finished tonight's sweep trifecta. Meanwhile, Pat Hamell's 424 series wasn't enough to keep JG's Rusty Nuts from getting swept. Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! climbs 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while JG's Rusty Nuts sinks 2 spots to 9th.
Finally, down on lanes 9 & 10: Mustache Cash Stash squashed the rights of The Alt-Left. Led by Michael Mead and his 659 series, Mustache Cash Stash secured 3 wins against The Alt-Left. Meanwhile, led by Lefty John Boren and his 387 series, The Alt-Left could only secure 1 win and much rioting ensued. Mustache Cash Stash climbs 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while The Alt-Left sinks 3 spots to 4th.
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Aaron Barber claimed victory in Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Scott Murdock and Dennis Laube came closest). Ben Spencer trounced Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Lefty Ken M. Wilson came closest). Finally, JoAnne Barber (Division 4) eradicated this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Aaron Barber calls the shots for Division 1; AJ Hofmann reigns over Division 2; Freda Schroeder governs Division 3; and Conrad Bonney runs the show in Division 4.
Bowlers entering The 200 Club include: Aubrey Moren (210,203), Dennis Walling (225,215), Matthew Taylor (222), Michael Mead (224,276), and Scott Murdock (211)
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | Mustache Cash Stash | 14-6 | .700 | 11,074 | +1 |
| 2 | NotContra | 14-6 | .700 | 10,151 | +1 |
| 3 | Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! | 13-7 | .650 | 9,436 | +1 |
| 4 | The Alt-Left | 13-7 | .650 | 7,396 | -3 |
| 5 | Less Terra Bowl | 12-8 | .600 | 9,681 | +1 |
| 6 | Bowl Yer Ballz Off | 9-11 | .450 | 8,232 | -1 |
| 7 | Brooklyn Strikers | 9-11 | .450 | 6,358 | +1 |
| 8 | Split It & Hit It | 6-14 | .300 | 8,787 | +1 |
| 9 | DB's Rusty Nuts | 6-14 | .300 | 7,369 | -2 |
| 10 | Roll, Drink, Repeat | 4-16 | .200 | 8,058 | n/a |
