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Sweepage

Posted by ScooterJ September 6, 2016 Fall 2016, Week 3 View Score Sheets

All four matchups ended in sweeps tonight. Who did the sweeping and who wound up in the dustbin? The answers to these questions and more, in this week's episode of All My Gutterballs.

This week on lanes 7 & 8, the part of Kody Karnes will be played by sub Jeremy Gregory (and perhaps for a few weeks more.) Meanwhile the part of Bryan Bay has been recast as new rookie Ben Spencer, who will join us next week. Anyway, Terra Bowl faced off against O'Dell Lawn Service. Led by Tim Deddens and his 445 series, Terra Bowl got swept by O'Dell Lawn Service. Meanwhile, led by Aaron Barber and his 572 series, O'Dell Lawn Service secured a clean sweep. Terra Bowl drops 3 spots in the standings to 7th place, while O'Dell Lawn Service jumps 2 spots to 5th.

On lanes 9 & 10: A un-JVed Vote JV HoF 2016 stared deep into the empty eye sockets of Ray & Stevie. Led by Carl Goetz and his 609 series, Vote JV HoF 2016 secured a "shocking" clean sweep over Ray & Stevie. Vote JV HoF 2016 remains in 1st place, while Ray & Stevie remains in 8th.

On lanes 11 & 12: The perpetually Way-ward Split It & Hit It did battle with Holy Sandbaggers, Batman!. Led by Dennis Blake and his 552 series, Split It & Hit It got swept by Holy Sandbaggers, Batman!. Meanwhile, led by Phil Schroeder and his MVB/#power-ranked 574 series, Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! secured a clean sweep. Split It & Hit It drops 3 spots in the standings to 6th place, while Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! jumps 2 spots to 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 13 & 14: W.A.Q.P.T.G.B.T.E! spent a romantic evening with Stephen Hawking's Fight Club. Led by Landon Cline and his 571 series (and assisted by a new record high 222 game by Sean Miller) , W.A.Q.P.T.G.B.T.E! secured a clean sweep over Stephen Hawking's Fight Club. Meanwhile, led by Michael Gordon and his 582 series, Stephen Hawking's Fight Club got swept. W.A.Q.P.T.G.B.T.E! climbs 2 spots in the standings to 4th place, while Stephen Hawking's Fight Club remains in 2nd.

After two hours of painful programming hacks to deal with Kody's illness, next week's arrival of Ben, and an MIA Todd, the Tournament of Champions is finally ready to begin. Division 1 will contain Aubrey, John Boren, Carl, Aaron, Landon, Dustin, and a placeholder for Kody. Division 2 will contain Mighael Gordon, Dennis Blake, Seth, Phil, Michael Mead, and a placeholder for Todd. Division 3 contains Dennis Laube, Russell, Jonathan, Sean Miller, Freda, AJ, and Tim. Finally, Division 4 is stuffed full of Jake, Mark, Scott, Sean Simmons, Michael Smith, Dennis Cummings, and a placeholder for Ben.

Bowlers entering The 200 Club this week include: Aaron Barber (211), Carl Goetz (203,215), Dennis Blake (214), Matt O'Dell (210), Michael Gordon (209), Phil Schroeder (219), Sean Miller (222), and Seth Gunderson (206)

See you next week!

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Phil Schroeder
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Phil Schroeder
Runner Up:
Sean Miller

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Michael Gordon
Runner Up:
Carl Goetz

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"No Way."

Garth Algar, absolutely shocked by the level of Todd Way's participation in his team so far this season.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Vote JV HoF 2016 11-1 .917 6,361 n/a
2 Stephen Hawking's Fight Club 7-5 .583 6,243 n/a
3 Holy Sandbaggers, Batman! 7-5 .583 6,184 +2
4 W.A.Q.P.T.G.B.T.E! 7-5 .583 5,652 +2
5 O'Dell Lawn Service 7-5 .583 5,560 +2
6 Split It & Hit It 5-7 .417 4,997 -3
7 Terra Bowl 4-8 .333 4,481 -3
8 Ray & Stevie 0-12 .000 0 n/a

Top Individual Achievements for Week 3
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 609
John Boren - 585
Michael Gordon - 582
Phil Schroeder - 574
Aaron Barber - 572
Freda Schroeder - 473
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Phil Schroeder - 696
Sean Miller - 688
Russell Bingham - 660
Michael Gordon - 654
Carl Goetz - 640
Freda Schroeder - 595
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Sean Miller - 222
Phil Schroeder - 219
Carl Goetz - 215
Dennis Blake - 214
Aaron Barber - 211
Freda Schroeder - 182
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Sean Miller - 274
Phil Schroeder - 259
Matt O'Dell - 239
Jake Parrott - 239 (t)
Russell Bingham - 235
Freda Schroeder - 222
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Sean Miller - 88
Phil Schroeder - 70
Jake Parrott - 52
Matt O'Dell - 47
Russell Bingham - 46
Freda Schroeder - 33


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