The sun is setting on the 26th season of GutterAlley action and, with Week #13 now in the history books, the title is neither settled nor decided. Couple that with the fact that we have a team post-bowling and we really don't know the lay of the land at the moment.NOTE: Due to post-bowling, the matchup between Mayan Apocalypse and Split It and Hit It cannot yet be determined.Having won the last two seasons, the Turkey Hunters showed why they can't be counted out just yet. Facing opponents Ballz Out, who have punishing opponents lately, the Turkeys came out firing to take Games #1 and #2 despite ever improving Cliff Barendsen and his 492 series. Game #3 came down to the wire, however, with the Hunters' Freda Schroeder (tentatively this week's Most Valuable Bowler) and Aubrey Moren needing to string the strikes in order to pull off the come-from-behind victory...which they did. Ending his night striking out to notch a 3-pin victory, Aubrey Moren led the Turkey Hunters with his 563 series. While Ballz Out remains in 8th place, the Turkey Hunters tentatively move up into 3rd place.Sexual Chocolate's anchor and Hall of Fame nominee Jason Carpio had not rolled since Week #8. During his absence, his team managed to go 11-5, conjuring up talks that perhaps the team didn't need him. Turns out they needed him Tuesday night as Carpio's 630 series – tentatively earning his #1 Power Ranked bowler honors – led his team to a 3-1 matchup victory over opponents Bobby Belt and The Facebook Friends. The Belt, led this week by anchor Bill Krejci and his 564 series, add one win to their record and tentatively find themselves in 4th place. Sexual Chocolate, improving to 24-28, sweetens their position by tentatively moving into 6th place.Each time the Pocket Pounders manage to work themselves into striking distance, they run head first into current league leaders FTOP...this time, lead off bowler John Boren. Boren, shooting a 641 series to lead his team, helped extend FTOP's lead over the league to 3.5 games with a 3-1 matchup victory over their opponents. The Pounders anchor, Ryan Doll, shot a 633 series in the losing effort. Despite the wins and losses, neither team moves from their current spots with FTOP still in 1st and the Pocket Pounders in 2nd place. Bowlers spending some time in The 200 Club before Thanksgiving this week include: Aubrey Moren (213), Bill Krejci (213), Dennis "Pops" Laube (200), Freda Schroeder (216), Jason Carpio (225, 215), John Boren (215, 222, 204), Ken M. Wilson (202), and Ryan Doll (202, 224, 207).Until the post-bowling takes place, we cannot calculate the results of this week's Tournament of Champions matchups.See you next Tuesday!
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | FTOP | 33-19 | .635 | 29,024 | n/a |
2 | Pocket Pounders | 29.5-22.5 | .567 | 27,408 | n/a |
3 | Mayan Apocalypse | 27-25 | .519 | 27,131 | +1 |
4 | Turkey Hunters | 27-25 | .519 | 26,371 | +1 |
5 | Bobby Belt and the Facebook Friends | 26-26 | .500 | 25,996 | -2 |
6 | Sexual Chocolate | 24-28 | .462 | 23,043 | +1 |
7 | Split It and Hit It | 22-30 | .423 | 21,546 | -1 |
8 | Ballz Out | 19.5-32.5 | .375 | 18,031 | n/a |
Men's High Series Scratch | Women's High Series Scratch |
Carl Goetz - 693 John Boren - 641 Ryan Doll - 633 Jason Carpio - 630 Ken Wilson - 576 |
Freda Schroeder - 534 Anita Osthoff - 457 Teresa Deterding - 455 |
Men's High Series Handicap | Women's High Series Handicap |
Carl Goetz - 697 Jason Carpio - 673 John Boren - 667 Ryan Doll - 666 Cliff Barendsen - 619 |
Freda Schroeder - 649 Teresa Deterding - 599 Anita Osthoff - 579 |
Men's High Game Scratch | Women's High Game Scratch |
Carl Goetz - 246 Jason Carpio - 225 Ryan Doll - 224 John Boren - 222 Aubrey Moren - 213 Bill Krejci - 213 (t) |
Freda Schroeder - 216 Anita Osthoff - 170 Teresa Deterding - 163 |
Men's High Game Handicap | Women's High Game Handicap |
Carl Goetz - 247 Jason Carpio - 239 Ryan Doll - 235 John Boren - 230 Dennis Laube - 230 (t) |
Freda Schroeder - 254 Teresa Deterding - 211 Anita Osthoff - 210 |
Men's Pins Over Average | Women's Pins Over Average |
Carl Goetz - 48 Michael Smith - 43 Jason Carpio - 43 (t) Dennis Laube - 38 Ryan Doll - 38 (t) John Boren - 33 Andy McLeod - 32 |
Freda Schroeder - 64 Teresa Deterding - 23 Anita Osthoff - 21 |
Better luck next time, Doll…if there even is another time you face my team this season.
JV is such a half-racist.
I believe Ken is the full racist and I’m just the scapegoat.