When we last heard from the abandoned mascot of Feed the Monkey, he had taken a job as a men's room attendant on the advice of a less-than-reputable psychic.The new career began well, but on the second night a bar brawl in the men' room nearly killed Monkey.Unfortunately for Monkey, the fight erupted because the bathroom had not been adequately stocked with toiletpaper, as this photo proved. Monkey was immediately fired.Homeless, alone, and destitute, Monkey wandered the streets throughout the night and following day. Seeing no other way out, Monkey decided to end it all.Unfortunately for Monkey but fortunately for us, that pesky fire department thwarted Monkey's plan...Monkeys don't give up easily.     The next day, Monkey came up with a foolproof plan...Will Monkey survive, or is this the end?????????----PART TWO----The strong winds this weekend blew Monkey of the track before a train ever arrived. Monkey took this as a sign -- he was meant to live, and decided to end his death wish once and for all.Unfortunately this realization came just before he was captured by a crazy, hungry guy who loves to eat exotic animals. He was stuffed into a sack and driven for what must have seemed like minutes. Finally he was removed from the bag and placed on a counter.Exhausted, Monkey barely squirmed at all while being seasoned with salt, pepper, garlic, and thyme. Within moments he found himself in a tight spot...However apart from a banana nothing motivates a monkey like a hot butt, and within seconds he leaped from the pan and found a place to cool its rump roast...Drenched, Monkey slipped out an open window. Monkey had finally realized that being alone at home is better than having no home at all. He took a guess which way home might be and began hitchhiking. He was last seen on US-71 about 45 miles south of Kansas City. Will he find his way?