The fourteenth week of Spring 2010 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (242) and series (590) for the women, while Ryan Doll earned this week's high game (230) and series (618) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 25 & 26: Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz alternated splits with Empire Strikes Back. Led by #1 Power-Ranked Angela Bradford and her awe-inspiring 590 series, the Schlitz celebrated a clean sweep over the Empire. On the other side, Ken M. Wilson called the shots for the Empire with his 554 despite his team getting swept. Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz leaps 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while the Empire sinks 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 27 & 28: Little Lebowski Urban Achievers spent some quality time with Lil' Devils. Regardless of the star power of Mitch Kempker with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 475 series, the Urban Achievers got swept by Lil' Devils. On the adjacent lane, Andrea Caudillo shined in Lil' Devils with her above-average 432 as they swept the competition. Little Lebowski Urban Achievers remains in 8th place, while Lil' Devils remain in 4th.

On lanes 29 & 30: The Prak Attack alternated between bowling and dry humping Bowlumpkin. Although blessed by Bill Riley with his powerful 401 series, the Attack accomplished only 1 win against Bowlumpkin. On the flipside, Jason Carpio reigned supreme in Bowlumpkin with his 553 as his team took the series with 3 wins. The Prak Attack drops 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Bowlumpkin moves 1 spot to 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 31 & 32: 3 Pin Moon kept stealing sips of beer from No Pinheads. With top billing by Ryan Doll with his above-average 618 series, 3 Pin Moon collected 3 wins against the Pinheads. On the other half of the score sheet, #1 Head-to-Head and Most Valuable Bowler Phil Schroeder guided the Pinheads with his stupendous 549 despite his team notching only a single win. 3 Pin Moon remains in 3rd place, while the Pinheads remain in 7th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (242), Carl Goetz (204), Jason Carpio (223), Mitch Kempker (209), and Ryan Doll (230,213)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Dennis Laube creamed Division 1, while Adam Messner conquered Division 2. Janelle (Laube) Lamar topped Division 3, and Bill Riley rolled his ass to the top of Division 4. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson reigns over Division 1; Chris Lewis governs Division 2; Janelle (Laube) Lamar runs the show in Division 3; and Lawrence Prak is in the driver's seat in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 25&26, 6th-place The Prak Attack (hcp 141) will roll against 3rd-place 3 Pin Moon. The Attack is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while 3 Pin Moon is forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 27&28, 7th-place No Pinheads will throw some gutter balls with 5th-place Bowlumpkin (hcp 100). The Pinheads might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Bowlumpkin ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 29&30, 8th-place Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (hcp 172) will match wits with 2nd-place Empire Strikes Back. The Urban Achievers will likely roll decently, yet still manage to get swept; while the Empire will probably drop their average a bit even as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 31&32, 1st-place Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz will chuck some balls with 4th-place Lil' Devils (hcp 95). The Schlitz is predicted to roll a little low, but split the series with Lil' Devils; while Lil' Devils are anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Phil Schroeder Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Angela Bradford Runner Up: Phil Schroeder	#1 H2H BOWLER Phil Schroeder Runner Up: Ryan Doll
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I sure could have used a little Haiti action tonight." Tiffany Schmidt, on her difficulty getting pins to fall.