The eleventh week of Spring 2010 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (192) and series (530) for the women, while Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (256) and series (616) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 25 & 26: Lil' Devils waged a heated competition against No Pinheads. Demonstrating the prowess of Most Valuable Bowler Janelle (Laube) Lamar and her dazzling 500 series, Lil' Devils celebrated a clean sweep over the Pinheads. Conversely, Freda Schroeder laid down the law in the Pinheads with her 494 despite her team getting swept. Lil' Devils leap 2 spots in the standings to 4th place, while the Pinheads plunge 2 spots to 6th.

On lanes 27 & 28: 3 Pin Moon spent some quality time with Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. Despite being led by Rob Kaszuba with his 475 series, 3 Pin Moon got swept by the Urban Achievers. On the adjacent lane, Jim Flath oversaw the Urban Achievers with his above-average 436 as they swept the competition. 3 Pin Moon remains in 3rd place, while the Urban Achievers remain in 8th.

On lanes 29 & 30: Empire Strikes Back took turns kicking the ball return with The Prak Attack. Starring Ken M. Wilson with his above-average 616 series, the Empire split the series with the Attack. While that was going down, Joe Longstreet drew the spotlight in the Attack with his exceptional 429 as they matched their opponent in wins. Empire Strikes Back remains in 2nd place, while the Attack remains in 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 31 & 32: Bowlumpkin celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz. In spite of top-billing by Jason Carpio with his above-average 574 series, with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Janelle Laube, Bowlumpkin accomplished only 1 win against the Schlitz. Across the ball return, Scott Murdock guided the Schlitz with his above-average 538 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bowlumpkin remains in 5th place, while the Schlitz remains in 1st.

Bowlers slipping into The 200 Club include: Bob Brunker (204), Carl Goetz (209,215), Jason Carpio (230), Ken M. Wilson (256), Orion Kinkaid (202), and Rob Kaszuba (208)

A new personal high game was set tonight by AJ Taylor (190, previous best 178). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Orion Kinkaid (518, previous best 505).

Adding to the excitement, the 256 rolled by Ken M. Wilson is this season's new high game for men.

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson creamed Division 1, while Chris Lewis triumphed over his enemies in Division 2. Janelle (Laube) Lamar creamed Division 3, and Orion Kinkaid trounced Division 4. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson reigns over Division 1; Brett Schroeder leads Division 2; Janelle (Laube) Lamar holds the reins in Division 3; and Lawrence Prak dominates Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Empire Strikes Back will face 5th-place Bowlumpkin (hcp 137). The Empire is expected to perform well and sweep the series; while Bowlumpkin is forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 27&28, 7th-place The Prak Attack (hcp 116) will chill with 1st-place Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz. The Attack might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Schlitz ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Then, over on lanes 29&30, 4th-place Lil' Devils (hcp 128) will meet with 3rd-place 3 Pin Moon. Lil' Devils will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while 3 Pin Moon will probably drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 31&32, 6th-place No Pinheads will tussle with 8th-place Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (hcp 138). The Pinheads are predicted to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while the Urban Achievers are anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Janelle Laube Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Orion Kinkaid Runner Up: Janelle Lamar	#1 H2H BOWLER Orion Kinkaid Runner Up: Janelle (Laube) Lamar
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?" Jason Carpio, failing to recognize the other team's anchor.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz	30-14	.682	20,968	n/a
2	Empire Strikes Back	27-17	.614	23,244	n/a
3	3 Pin Moon	23.5-20.5	.534	22,097	n/a
4	Lil' Devils	23-21	.523	16,711	+2
5	Bowlumpkin	20-24	.455	18,542	n/a
6	No Pinheads	19.5-24.5	.443	21,761	-2
7	The Prak Attack	19-25	.432	15,923	n/a
8	Little Lebowski Urban Achievers	14-30	.318	16,877	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 616 Carl Goetz - 609 Jason Carpio - 574 Scott Murdock - 538 Bob Brunker - 535	Angela Bradford - 530 Janelle Lamar - 500 Freda Schroeder - 494 Sabrina Gray - 411 Kim Shelton - 330
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Orion Kinkaid - 676 Ken Wilson - 654 Scott Murdock - 638 Jason Carpio - 634 Carl Goetz - 628	Janelle Lamar - 656 Angela Bradford - 614 Sabrina Gray - 600 Kim Shelton - 598 Freda Schroeder - 570
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 256 Jason Carpio - 230 Carl Goetz - 215 Rob Kaszuba - 208 Bob Brunker - 204	Angela Bradford - 192 Freda Schroeder - 180 Janelle Lamar - 174 Sabrina Gray - 168 Kim Shelton - 131
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Ken Wilson - 268 Orion Kinkaid - 254 Jason Carpio - 250 AJ Taylor - 241 Bill Riley - 240	Sabrina Gray - 231 Janelle Lamar - 226 Kim Shelton - 220 Angela Bradford - 220 (t) Freda Schroeder - 205 Tiffany Schmidt - 167
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Ken Wilson - 72 Orion Kinkaid - 68 Bill Riley - 59 Jason Carpio - 55 AJ Taylor - 54	Sabrina Gray - 47 Kim Shelton - 43 Janelle Lamar - 39 Angela Bradford - 27 Freda Schroeder - 12

The tenth week of Spring 2010 saw two teams climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (182) and series (505) for the women. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson snagged this week's high game with a 248, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 619. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 25 & 26: 3 Pin Moon had some one-on-one time with Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz. Though reinforced by Ryan Doll with his above-average 593 series, 3 Pin Moon got swept by the Schlitz. Conversely, Bob Brunker commanded the Schlitz with his below-average 509 as they swept the competition. 3 Pin Moon plummets 2 spots in the standings to 3rd place, while the Schlitz moves 1 spot to 1st.

On lanes 27 & 28: Empire Strikes Back alternated splits with No Pinheads. Featuring #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Carl Goetz and his above-average 619 series, the Empire celebrated a clean sweep over the Pinheads. Concurrently, Phil Schroeder shined in the Pinheads with his 474 despite his team getting swept. Empire Strikes Back leaps 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while the Pinheads remain in 4th.

On lanes 29 & 30: Bowlumpkin deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Lil' Devils. Starring Orion Kinkaid with his 409 series, Bowlumpkin split the series with Lil' Devils. On the other side, Janelle (Laube) Lamar mastered Lil' Devils with her 402 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bowlumpkin remains in 5th place, while Lil' Devils remain in 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 31 & 32: Little Lebowski Urban Achievers sparred with The Prak Attack. In spite of top-billing by Jason Carpio with his 527 series, the Urban Achievers accomplished only 1 win against the Attack. On the flipside, Shane Pfaffly guided the Attack with his below-average 399 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Lawrence Prak) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Little Lebowski Urban Achievers remains in 8th place, while the Attack remains in 7th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (201,201,217), Ian Goetz (201,200), Jason Carpio (204), Ken M. Wilson (248), and Ryan Doll (200,213)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Sarah Sauer (175, previous best 174).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ryan Doll dominated Division 1, while Rob Kaszuba vanquished Division 2. Shane Pfaffly staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 3, and Lawrence Prak eradicated Division 4. In terms of overall points: Bob Brunker runs the show in Division 1; Brett Schroeder governs Division 2; Shane Pfaffly is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Lawrence Prak leads Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 25&26, 6th-place Lil' Devils (hcp 125) will compete against 4th-place No Pinheads. Lil' Devils are expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Pinheads are forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 27&28, 3rd-place 3 Pin Moon will share a couple of pitchers with 8th-place Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (hcp 153). 3 Pin Moon might roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while the Urban Achievers ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 29&30, 2nd-place Empire Strikes Back will battle 7th-place The Prak Attack (hcp 179). The Empire will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Attack will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 31&32, 5th-place Bowlumpkin (hcp 76) will face 1st-place Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz. Bowlumpkin is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Schlitz is anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Lawrence Prak Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Carl Goetz Runner Up: Ken Wilson	#1 H2H BOWLER Carl Goetz Runner Up: Ian Goetz
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I sure could have used a little Haiti action tonight." Janelle Lamar, on her difficulty getting pins to fall.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz	27-13	.675	18,954	+1
2	Empire Strikes Back	25-15	.625	21,086	+1
3	3 Pin Moon	23.5-16.5	.588	20,214	-2
4	No Pinheads	19.5-20.5	.488	19,905	n/a
5	Bowlumpkin	19-21	.475	16,644	n/a
6	Lil' Devils	19-21	.475	15,159	n/a
7	The Prak Attack	17-23	.425	14,409	n/a
8	Little Lebowski Urban Achievers	10-30	.250	15,355	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 619 Ken Wilson - 600 Ryan Doll - 593 Ian Goetz - 577 Jason Carpio - 527	Angela Bradford - 505 Freda Schroeder - 471 Sarah Sauer - 440 Janelle Lamar - 402 Andrea Caudillo - 377
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Ken Wilson - 643 Carl Goetz - 643 (t) Ian Goetz - 625 Ryan Doll - 621 Chris Lewis - 619 Clay Mellgren - 599	Sarah Sauer - 596 Angela Bradford - 591 Janelle Lamar - 558 Freda Schroeder - 545 Andrea Caudillo - 533
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 248 Carl Goetz - 217 Ryan Doll - 213 Jason Carpio - 204 Ian Goetz - 201	Angela Bradford - 182 Sarah Sauer - 175 Freda Schroeder - 167 Janelle Lamar - 142 Andrea Caudillo - 141
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Ken Wilson - 262 Joe Longstreet - 232 Carl Goetz - 225 Jason Carpio - 224 Ryan Doll - 222	Sarah Sauer - 227 Angela Bradford - 210 Tiffany Schmidt - 199 Janelle Lamar - 194 Andrea Caudillo - 193
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Ken Wilson - 66 Joe Longstreet - 48 Chris Lewis - 29 Jason Carpio - 29 (t) Carl Goetz - 27 Greg Shelton - 26	Sarah Sauer - 40 Angela Bradford - 18 Tiffany Schmidt - 16 Janelle Lamar - 7 Andrea Caudillo - 6

The ninth week of Spring 2010 saw three teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder landed this week's high game for the women with a 202, and women's high series was bagged by Angela Bradford with a 525. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (233) and series (647). Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 25 & 26: Bowlumpkin spent a romantic evening with Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. With the strength of Most Valuable Bowler AJ Taylor and his thrilling 503 series, Bowlumpkin celebrated a clean sweep over the Urban Achievers. Meanwhile, Mitch Kempker commanded the Urban Achievers with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 502 despite his team getting swept. Bowlumpkin leaps 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while the Urban Achievers remain in 8th.

On lanes 27 & 28: Lil' Devils couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of The Prak Attack. Reinforced by Andrea Caudillo with her above-average 443 series, Lil' Devils collected 3 wins against the Attack. Conversely, Shane Pfaffly called the shots for the Attack with his below-average 388 despite his team notching only a single win. Lil' Devils drop 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while the Attack remains in 7th.

On lanes 29 & 30: No Pinheads alternated splits with Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz. In spite of the prowess of Freda Schroeder with her 512 series, the Pinheads got swept by the Schlitz. On the other half of the score sheet, Bob Brunker took the lead in the Schlitz with his 534 as they swept the competition. No Pinheads plummet 2 spots in the standings to 4th place, while the Schlitz moves 1 spot to 2nd.

Finally, down on lanes 31 & 32: Empire Strikes Back deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of 3 Pin Moon. Headlined by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Ken M. Wilson and his remarkable 647 series, the Empire collected 3 wins against 3 Pin Moon. Concurrently, Adam Messner guided 3 Pin Moon with his above-average 579 despite his team notching only a single win. Empire Strikes Back leaps 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while 3 Pin Moon remains in 1st.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Adam Messner (201), Bob Brunker (201), Carl Goetz (214), Freda Schroeder (202), Ian Goetz (204,203), Ken M. Wilson (213,233,201), Mitch Kempker (212), Ryan Doll (223), and Scott Murdock (213)

New personal best series were rolled tonight by AJ Taylor (503, previous best 443) and Tiffany Schmidt (416, previous best 387).

Adding to the excitement, the 647 rolled by Ken M. Wilson is this season's new high series for men.

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson vanquished Division 1, while Angela Bradford topped Division 2. AJ Taylor routed Division 3, and Tiffany Schmidt spanked Division 4. In terms of overall points: Bob Brunker calls the shots for Division 1; Brett Schroeder is in the driver's seat in Division 2; Janelle (Laube) Lamar leads Division 3; and Lawrence Prak and Tiffany Schmidt top Division 4 in a tie.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 25&26, 1st-place 3 Pin Moon will chill with 2nd-place Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz (hcp 40). 3 Pin Moon is expected to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with the Schlitz; while the Schlitz is forecast to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 27&28, 3rd-place Empire Strikes Back will test their mettle against 4th-place No Pinheads (hcp 24). The Empire might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Pinheads ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 29&30, 5th-place Bowlumpkin will compete against 6th-place Lil' Devils (hcp 16). Bowlumpkin will likely roll decently, but split the series with Lil' Devils; while Lil' Devils will probably raise their average while they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 31&32, 8th-place Little Lebowski Urban Achievers will face 7th-place The Prak Attack. The Urban Achievers are predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Attack is anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB AJ Taylor Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Ken Wilson Runner Up: AJ Taylor	#1 H2H BOWLER Ken M. Wilson Runner Up: AJ Taylor
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish." Angela Bradford, collecting orders for the snack bar.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	3 Pin Moon	23.5-12.5	.653	18,264	n/a
2	Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz	23-13	.639	16,970	+1
3	Empire Strikes Back	21-15	.583	18,807	+1
4	No Pinheads	19.5-16.5	.542	18,033	-2
5	Bowlumpkin	17-19	.472	15,019	+1
6	Lil' Devils	17-19	.472	13,733	-1
7	The Prak Attack	14-22	.389	12,929	n/a
8	Little Lebowski Urban Achievers	9-27	.250	13,787	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 647 Ian Goetz - 582 Adam Messner - 579 Ryan Doll - 577 Carl Goetz - 555	Angela Bradford - 525 Freda Schroeder - 512 Andrea Caudillo - 443 Tiffany Schmidt - 416 Janelle Lamar - 410
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Ken Wilson - 699 AJ Taylor - 666 Adam Messner - 651 Scott Murdock - 636 Ian Goetz - 634	Tiffany Schmidt - 622 Angela Bradford - 613 Andrea Caudillo - 601 Freda Schroeder - 586 Janelle Lamar - 568
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 233 Ryan Doll - 223 Carl Goetz - 214 Scott Murdock - 213 Mitch Kempker - 212	Freda Schroeder - 202 Angela Bradford - 192 Andrea Caudillo - 166 Sarah Sauer - 165 Tiffany Schmidt - 159
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Ken Wilson - 250 Scott Murdock - 248 Ryan Doll - 232 Rob Kaszuba - 227 Adam Messner - 225	Tiffany Schmidt - 227 Freda Schroeder - 226 Angela Bradford - 221 Andrea Caudillo - 218 Sarah Sauer - 216
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Scott Murdock - 57 Ken Wilson - 55 AJ Taylor - 38 Lawrence Prak - 37 Rob Kaszuba - 35 Ryan Doll - 35 (t)	Tiffany Schmidt - 45 Freda Schroeder - 33 Andrea Caudillo - 32 Sarah Sauer - 29 Angela Bradford - 29 (t) Janelle Lamar - 16

The Spring 2010 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The eighth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 172, and women's high series was bagged by Angela Bradford with a 474. As for the men, Ryan Doll snagged this week's high game with a 220, and high series was earned by Ian Goetz with a 600. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 25 & 26: No Pinheads couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of 3 Pin Moon. Although topped by Dennis Laube with his 508 series, the Pinheads got swept by 3 Pin Moon. Across the ball return, Ryan Doll dominated 3 Pin Moon with his 562 as they swept the competition. No Pinheads drop 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while 3 Pin Moon moves 1 spot to 1st.

On lanes 27 & 28: Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz hung out with Empire Strikes Back. Headlined by Bob Brunker with his 559 series, the Schlitz split the series with the Empire. On the flipside, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Ian Goetz mastered the Empire with his above-average 600 as they matched their opponent in wins. Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz remains in 3rd place, while the Empire remains in 4th.

On lanes 29 & 30: The Prak Attack tussled with Bowlumpkin. Regardless of the star power of Shane Pfaffly with his above-average 457 series, the Attack accomplished only 1 win against Bowlumpkin. On the other side, Dave Winger reigned supreme in Bowlumpkin with his above-average 445 as his team took the series with 3 wins. The Prak Attack plummets 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while Bowlumpkin remains in 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 31 & 32: Lil' Devils had a delightful time with Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. Featuring Janelle (Laube) Lamar with her breathtaking 462 series, Lil' Devils celebrated a clean sweep over the Urban Achievers. Conversely, Greg Shelton drew the spotlight in the Urban Achievers with his above-average 411 despite his team getting swept. Lil' Devils leap 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while the Urban Achievers remain in 8th.

Bowlers entering The 200 Club include: Bob Brunker (200), Ian Goetz (201,200), and Ryan Doll (220)

A new personal high game was set tonight by AJ Taylor (178, previous best 171). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Amy Goodnow (412, previous best 394) and Tiffany Schmidt (387, previous best 380).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Dennis Laube cleaned up Division 1, while Brett Schroeder decimated Division 2. Shane Pfaffly made quick work of Division 3, and Tiffany Schmidt whipped Division 4. In terms of overall points: Bob Brunker tops Division 1; Brett Schroeder leads Division 2; Greg Shelton calls the shots for Division 3; and Lawrence Prak governs Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 25&26, 6th-place Bowlumpkin will face 8th-place Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (hcp 34). Bowlumpkin is expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Urban Achievers are forecast to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 27&28, 5th-place Lil' Devils will spend some quality time with 7th-place The Prak Attack (hcp 20). Lil' Devils might perform well and sweep the series; while the Attack ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 29&30, 2nd-place No Pinheads will hang out with 3rd-place Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz (hcp 38). The Pinheads will likely maintain their current strength as they just barely lose the series; while the Schlitz will probably raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 31&32, 4th-place Empire Strikes Back will chuck some balls with 1st-place 3 Pin Moon (hcp 17). The Empire is predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while 3 Pin Moon is anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Ian Goetz Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Ian Goetz Runner Up: Janelle Lamar	#1 H2H BOWLER Ian Goetz Runner Up: Adam Messner
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I slipped in Ken's puddle." Orion Kinkaid, constantly in the middle of the drippy mess.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	3 Pin Moon	22.5-9.5	.703	16,148	+1
2	No Pinheads	19.5-12.5	.609	16,122	-1
3	Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz	19-13	.594	15,031	n/a
4	Empire Strikes Back	18-14	.563	16,626	n/a
5	Lil' Devils	14-18	.438	12,126	+2
6	Bowlumpkin	13-19	.406	13,273	n/a
7	The Prak Attack	13-19	.406	11,532	-2
8	Little Lebowski Urban Achievers	9-23	.281	12,162	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ian Goetz - 600 Ryan Doll - 562 Bob Brunker - 559 Adam Messner - 544 Ken Wilson - 516	Angela Bradford - 474 Janelle Lamar - 462 Freda Schroeder - 423 Amy Goodnow - 412 Tiffany Schmidt - 387
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Ian Goetz - 662 Adam Messner - 620 Bob Brunker - 609 Shane Pfaffly - 598 Brett Schroeder - 598 (t)	Janelle Lamar - 625 Amy Goodnow - 606 Tiffany Schmidt - 600 Angela Bradford - 560 Sabrina Gray - 538
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ryan Doll - 220 Ian Goetz - 201 Bob Brunker - 200 Aubrey Moren - 191 Adam Messner - 190	Janelle Lamar - 172 Angela Bradford - 169 Tiffany Schmidt - 159 Freda Schroeder - 148 Amy Goodnow - 146
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
AJ Taylor - 233 Ryan Doll - 229 Dave Winger - 227 Ian Goetz - 221 Phil Schroeder - 220	Tiffany Schmidt - 230 Janelle Lamar - 226 Amy Goodnow - 210 Sabrina Gray - 198 Angela Bradford - 197
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
AJ Taylor - 47 Dave Winger - 40 Ryan Doll - 32 Shane Pfaffly - 30 Phil Schroeder - 29	Tiffany Schmidt - 48 Janelle Lamar - 40 Amy Goodnow - 27 Sabrina Gray - 14 Kim Shelton - 12

By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Spring 2010 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The seventh week saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (191) and series (534) for the women. As for the men, Ryan Doll snagged this week's high game with a 252, and high series was earned by Bob Brunker with a 622. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 25 & 26: Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz sparred with Lil' Devils. Headlined by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Bob Brunker and his awe-inspiring 622 series, the Schlitz celebrated a clean sweep over Lil' Devils. Across the ball return, Janelle (Laube) Lamar drew the spotlight in Lil' Devils with her 380 despite her team getting swept. Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz remains in 3rd place, while Lil' Devils plunge 2 spots to 7th.

On lanes 27 & 28: Little Lebowski Urban Achievers kept stealing sips of beer from Empire Strikes Back. Even though highlighted by the skills of Sarah Sauer with her 426 series, the Urban Achievers got swept by the Empire. On the other side, Carl Goetz took the lead in the Empire with his 593 as they swept the competition. Little Lebowski Urban Achievers drop 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while the Empire remains in 4th.

On lanes 29 & 30: The Prak Attack shared a platter of cheese sticks with 3 Pin Moon. Starring Most Valuable Bowler Bill Riley and his stunning 429 series, the Attack collected 3 wins against 3 Pin Moon. On the adjacent lane, Ryan Doll mastered 3 Pin Moon with his above-average 603 despite his team notching only a single win. The Prak Attack leaps 3 spots in the standings to 5th place, while 3 Pin Moon sinks 1 spot to 2nd.

Finally, down on lanes 31 & 32: No Pinheads traded lane malfunctions with Bowlumpkin. Featuring Freda Schroeder with her 534 series, the Pinheads missed a clean sweep over Bowlumpkin by just one pin.In the meantime, Dave Winger guided Bowlumpkin with his dramatic 513 as his team missed getting swept by just one pin. No Pinheads leap 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while Bowlumpkin remains in 6th.

Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Bob Brunker (217,222), Carl Goetz (203,203), Dennis Laube (211), Ken M. Wilson (205), Ryan Doll (252), and Scott Murdock (201)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Dave Winger (192, previous best 189). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Bob Brunker (622, previous best 616) and Dave Winger (513, previous best 512).

Adding to the excitement, the 252 rolled by Ryan Doll is this season's new high game for men.

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Bob Brunker won Division 1, while Scott Murdock claimed victory in Division 2. Dave Winger swept Division 3, and Lawrence Prak routed Division 4. In terms of overall points: Bob Brunker governs Division 1; Scott Murdock reigns over Division 2; Greg Shelton leads Division 3; and Bill Riley calls the shots for Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 25&26, 1st-place No Pinheads will match wits with 2nd-place 3 Pin Moon (hcp 6). The Pinheads are expected to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while 3 Pin Moon is forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 27&28, 3rd-place Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz (hcp 56) will throw some gutter balls with 4th-place Empire Strikes Back. The Schlitz might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Empire ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 29&30, 5th-place The Prak Attack (hcp 34) will chuck some balls with 6th-place Bowlumpkin. The Attack will likely roll decently, yet still manage to get swept; while Bowlumpkin will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 31&32, 7th-place Lil' Devils will chill with 8th-place Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (hcp 8). Lil' Devils are predicted to perform well and win the series; while the Urban Achievers are anticipated to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Bill Riley Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Bob Brunker Runner Up: Dave Winger	#1 H2H BOWLER Bob Brunker Runner Up: Bill Riley
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "So you have no frame of reference here, Brett. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know..." Scott Murdock, on bowlers who show up late and want to join the game in progress.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	No Pinheads	19.5-8.5	.696	14,208	+1
2	3 Pin Moon	18.5-9.5	.661	14,083	-1
3	Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz	17-11	.607	13,163	n/a
4	Empire Strikes Back	16-12	.571	14,595	n/a
5	The Prak Attack	12-16	.429	10,109	+3
6	Bowlumpkin	10-18	.357	11,597	n/a
7	Lil' Devils	10-18	.357	10,463	-2
8	Little Lebowski Urban Achievers	9-19	.321	10,756	-1

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Bob Brunker - 622 Ryan Doll - 603 Carl Goetz - 593 Ken Wilson - 558 Scott Murdock - 537	Freda Schroeder - 534 Angela Bradford - 491 Sarah Sauer - 426 Janelle Lamar - 380 Amy Goodnow - 363
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Bob Brunker - 686 Dave Winger - 671 Scott Murdock - 652 Bill Riley - 652 (t) Ryan Doll - 639	Freda Schroeder - 601 Angela Bradford - 577 Sarah Sauer - 572 Amy Goodnow - 557 Janelle Lamar - 540
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ryan Doll - 252 Bob Brunker - 222 Dennis Laube - 211 Ken Wilson - 205 Carl Goetz - 203	Freda Schroeder - 191 Angela Bradford - 182 Sarah Sauer - 158 Janelle Lamar - 150 Amy Goodnow - 136
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Ryan Doll - 264 Dave Winger - 244 Bob Brunker - 243 Scott Murdock - 239 Dennis Laube - 238	Freda Schroeder - 213 Angela Bradford - 210 Sarah Sauer - 206 Janelle Lamar - 203 Amy Goodnow - 200
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Ryan Doll - 67 Dave Winger - 58 Scott Murdock - 49 Bob Brunker - 49 (t) Bill Riley - 49 (t) Dennis Laube - 45 Joe Longstreet - 30	Sarah Sauer - 19 Freda Schroeder - 19 (t) Angela Bradford - 18 Amy Goodnow - 17 Janelle Lamar - 17 (t) Sabrina Gray - 7