The fourth week of Spring 2010 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (204) and series (549) for the women, while Ian Goetz earned this week's high game (232) and series (610) for the men. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 25 & 26: No Pinheads alternated between bowling and dry humping Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. Highlighting the skills of Freda Schroeder with her above-average 549 series, the Pinheads collected 3 wins against the Urban Achievers. Concurrently, Jim Flath oversaw the Urban Achievers with his 373 despite his team notching only a single win. No Pinheads remains in 1st place, while the Urban Achievers remain in 3rd.
On lanes 27 & 28: Lil' Devils couldn't stop inappropriately groping 3 Pin Moon. Topped by Andrea Caudillo with her above-average 444 series, Lil' Devils split the series with 3 Pin Moon. On the other half of the score sheet, Most Valuable Bowler Adam Messner called the shots for 3 Pin Moon with his staggering 589 as they matched their opponent in wins. Lil' Devils remains in 8th place, while 3 Pin Moon remains in 2nd.
On lanes 29 & 30: Empire Strikes Back tussled with Bowlumpkin. Led by #1 Head-to-Head Ian Goetz and his spectacular 610 series, the Empire collected 3 wins against Bowlumpkin. On the flipside, #1 Power-Ranked Orion Kinkaid took the lead in Bowlumpkin with his commanding 481 despite his team notching only a single win. Empire Strikes Back leaps 3 spots in the standings to 4th place, while Bowlumpkin plunges 2 spots to 7th.
Finally, down on lanes 31 & 32: The Prak Attack chucked gutter balls with Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz. Showcasing Shane Pfaffly with his above-average 447 series, the Attack split the series with the Schlitz. In the meantime, Clay Mellgren guided the Schlitz with his 482 as they matched their opponent in wins. The Prak Attack remains in 6th place, while the Schlitz sinks 1 spot to 5th.
Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Adam Messner (224,211), Carl Goetz (224), Freda Schroeder (204), Ian Goetz (232,200), and Shane Pfaffly (203)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ian Goetz routed Division 1, while Adam Messner ruled Division 2. Andrea Caudillo creamed Division 3, and Sabrina Gray spanked Division 4. In terms of overall points: Ian Goetz tops Division 1; Adam Messner dominates Division 2; Andrea Caudillo governs Division 3; and Sabrina Gray is in the driver's seat in Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 25&26, 8th-place Lil' Devils (hcp 162) will face 4th-place Empire Strikes Back. Lil' Devils are expected to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Empire is forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Moving to lanes 27&28, 5th-place Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz will share a couple of pitchers with 3rd-place Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (hcp 94). The Schlitz might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Urban Achievers ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Then, over on lanes 29&30, 1st-place No Pinheads will test their mettle against 6th-place The Prak Attack (hcp 182). The Pinheads will likely have a bit of an off night, yet still manage to sweep the series; while the Attack will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Finally, on lanes 31&32, 7th-place Bowlumpkin (hcp 116) will throw some gutter balls with 2nd-place 3 Pin Moon. Bowlumpkin is predicted to perform well and win the series; while 3 Pin Moon is anticipated to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | No Pinheads | 13-3 | .813 | 8,242 | n/a |
2 | 3 Pin Moon | 10-6 | .625 | 8,019 | n/a |
3 | Little Lebowski Urban Achievers | 8-8 | .500 | 6,296 | n/a |
4 | Empire Strikes Back | 7-9 | .438 | 8,365 | +3 |
5 | Scoot Gave Us The Schlitz | 7-9 | .438 | 7,410 | -1 |
6 | The Prak Attack | 7-9 | .438 | 5,499 | n/a |
7 | Bowlumpkin | 6-10 | .375 | 6,455 | -2 |
8 | Lil' Devils | 6-10 | .375 | 5,919 | n/a |