The fourteenth week of Fall 2009 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Andrea Caudillo picked up this week's high game (167) and series (475) for the women. As for the men, David Codding snagged this week's high game with a 229, and high series was earned by Ken M. Wilson with a 617. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: No Pinheads matched wits with WWJB. Led by trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Phil Schroeder and his awe-inspiring 612 series, No Pinheads celebrated a clean sweep over WWJB. While that was going down, Dave Winger called the shots for WWJB with his below-average 368 despite his team getting swept. No Pinheads remains in 3rd place, while WWJB sinks 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Sweep The Leg, Johnny celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Rollin' J's. Starring Ken M. Wilson with his 617 series, Sweep The Leg split the series with Rollin' J's. In the meantime, Jerry Krall shined in Rollin' J's with his above-average 447 as they matched their opponent in wins. Sweep The Leg, Johnny remains in 1st place, while Rollin' J's remain in 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: BILFs couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of BOWLSH!T. Though featuring Scott Murdock with his below-average 449 series, BILFs got swept by BOWLSH!T. Across the ball return, Travis Kleiner showed off in BOWLSH!T with his above-average 479 as they swept the competition. BILFs plummet 2 spots in the standings to 8th place, while BOWLSH!T moves 1 spot to 7th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla alternated splits with Split Happens. Demonstrating the prowess of Jason Carpio with his below-average 515 series, Ebowla collected 3 wins against Split Happens. . With Split Happens forfeiting, all Ebowla needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. Ebowla leaps 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Split Happens remain in 10th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Chicks With Balls faced off against Quick Release. Blessed by Andrea Caudillo with her above-average 475 series, the Chicks split the series with Quick Release. Countering this, Ryan Doll commanded Quick Release with his 565 as they matched their opponent in wins. Chicks With Balls remains in 9th place, while Quick Release remains in 2nd.

Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: David Codding (204,229), Dennis Laube (224), Jason Carpio (224), John Boren (206,204), Ken M. Wilson (202,211,204), Phil Schroeder (224,205), Rob Kaszuba (204), Ryan Doll (217), and Travis Kleiner (200)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 1 as it was a complete embarassment, while Aubrey Moren walloped Division 2Phil Schroeder walloped Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Jerry Krall came closest), and Orion Kinkaid got the better of Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson runs the show in Division 1; Aubrey Moren and Phil Schroeder hold the reins in Division 2 in a tie; AJ Hofmann leads Division 3; and Amanda Duncan reigns over Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Sweep The Leg, Johnny will tussle with 9th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 218). Sweep The Leg is expected to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while the Chicks are forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place BOWLSH!T will spend some quality time with 6th-place WWJB (hcp 11). BOWLSH!T might perform well and win the series; while WWJB ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Ebowla will challenge 4th-place Rollin' J's (hcp 28). Ebowla will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Rollin' J's will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 3rd-place No Pinheads will chill with 2nd-place Quick Release (hcp 24). No Pinheads might roll a little low and get swept; while Quick Release ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 8th-place BILFs will compete against 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 10). BILFs are predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens are anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Phil Schroeder Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Phil Schroeder Runner Up: Dennis Laube	#1 H2H BOWLER Phil Schroeder Runner Up: Aubrey Moren
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Alison is quite the hooker." Amy Goodnow, on the curvature of Alison's roll.