The fourteenth week of Fall 2009 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Andrea Caudillo picked up this week's high game (167) and series (475) for the women. As for the men, David Codding snagged this week's high game with a 229, and high series was earned by Ken M. Wilson with a 617. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: No Pinheads couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of WWJB. Demonstrating the prowess of trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Phil Schroeder and his spectacular 612 series, No Pinheads celebrated a clean sweep over WWJB. In the midst of this, Dave Winger took the lead in WWJB with his below-average 368 despite his team getting swept. No Pinheads remains in 3rd place, while WWJB sinks 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Sweep The Leg, Johnny did battle with Rollin' J's. With top billing by Ken M. Wilson with his 617 series, Sweep The Leg split the series with Rollin' J's. While that was going down, Jerry Krall guided Rollin' J's with his above-average 447 as they matched their opponent in wins. Sweep The Leg, Johnny remains in 1st place, while Rollin' J's remain in 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: BILFs spent some quality time with BOWLSH!T. Notwithstanding the leadership of Scott Murdock with his below-average 449 series, BILFs got swept by BOWLSH!T. On the adjacent lane, Travis Kleiner commanded BOWLSH!T with his above-average 479 as they swept the competition. BILFs plummet 2 spots in the standings to 8th place, while BOWLSH!T moves 1 spot to 7th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla kept stealing sips of beer from Split Happens. Reinforced by Jason Carpio with his below-average 515 series, Ebowla collected 3 wins against Split Happens. . With Split Happens forfeiting, all Ebowla needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. Ebowla leaps 2 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Split Happens remain in 10th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Chicks With Balls celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Quick Release. With the strength of Andrea Caudillo with her above-average 475 series, the Chicks split the series with Quick Release. Across the ball return, Ryan Doll dominated Quick Release with his 565 as they matched their opponent in wins. Chicks With Balls remains in 9th place, while Quick Release remains in 2nd.

Bowlers enjoying a guest admission to The 200 Club include: David Codding (204,229), Dennis Laube (224), Jason Carpio (224), John Boren (206,204), Ken M. Wilson (202,211,204), Phil Schroeder (224,205), Rob Kaszuba (204), Ryan Doll (217), and Travis Kleiner (200)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 1 as it was a complete embarassment, while Aubrey Moren decimated Division 2Phil Schroeder decimated Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Jerry Krall came closest), and Orion Kinkaid had his way with Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson dominates Division 1; Aubrey Moren and Phil Schroeder run the show in Division 2 in a tie; AJ Hofmann governs Division 3; and Amanda Duncan calls the shots for Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Sweep The Leg, Johnny will compete against 9th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 218). Sweep The Leg is expected to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while the Chicks are forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place BOWLSH!T will challenge 6th-place WWJB (hcp 11). BOWLSH!T might perform well and win the series; while WWJB ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Ebowla will roll against 4th-place Rollin' J's (hcp 28). Ebowla will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Rollin' J's will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 3rd-place No Pinheads will socialize with 2nd-place Quick Release (hcp 24). No Pinheads might roll a little low and get swept; while Quick Release ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 8th-place BILFs will test their mettle against 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 10). BILFs are predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens are anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Phil Schroeder Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Phil Schroeder Runner Up: Dennis Laube	#1 H2H BOWLER Phil Schroeder Runner Up: Aubrey Moren
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Our balls are getting really oily. It's like we've all been teabagging Colonel Sanders." Jason Carpio, on the excessive oily condition on the lanes.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Sweep The Leg, Johnny	52-4	.929	31,613	n/a
2	Quick Release	38-18	.679	27,295	n/a
3	No Pinheads	35-21	.625	28,421	n/a
4	Rollin' J's	28.5-27.5	.509	20,521	n/a
5	Ebowla	26-30	.464	21,925	+2
6	WWJB	26-30	.464	21,806	-1
7	BOWLSH!T	24-32	.429	20,443	+1
8	BILFs	23-33	.411	23,005	-2
9	Chicks With Balls	20.5-35.5	.366	20,568	n/a
10	Split Happens	5-51	.089	15,217	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 617 Phil Schroeder - 612 David Codding - 608 John Boren - 602 Ryan Doll - 565	Andrea Caudillo - 475 Janelle Lamar - 351 Alison Radke - 350 Amy Goodnow - 347 Sarah Sauer - 342 Amanda Duncan - 342 (t)
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Phil Schroeder - 700 Dennis Laube - 664 Aubrey Moren - 626 Ken Wilson - 617 Rob Kaszuba - 616 Orion Kinkaid - 616 (t)	Andrea Caudillo - 609 Amy Goodnow - 567 Tiffany Schmidt - 565 Alison Radke - 561 Amanda Duncan - 548
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
David Codding - 229 Phil Schroeder - 224 Dennis Laube - 224 (t) Jason Carpio - 224 (t) Ryan Doll - 217 Ken Wilson - 211 John Boren - 206	Andrea Caudillo - 167 Amy Goodnow - 155 Amanda Duncan - 139 Alison Radke - 137 Janelle Lamar - 127
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Dennis Laube - 258 Phil Schroeder - 253 Rob Kaszuba - 241 Travis Kleiner - 240 Jason Carpio - 238	Amy Goodnow - 228 Andrea Caudillo - 211 Amanda Duncan - 207 Alison Radke - 207 (t) Tiffany Schmidt - 198
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Dennis Laube - 67 Phil Schroeder - 61 Rob Kaszuba - 51 Travis Kleiner - 50 Jerry Krall - 46	Amy Goodnow - 47 Alison Radke - 25 Amanda Duncan - 25 (t) Andrea Caudillo - 23 Tiffany Schmidt - 18

A stagnated thirteenth week of Fall 2009 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. One bowler set a new personal best series. Andrea Caudillo landed this week's high game for the women with a 181, and women's high series was bagged by Janelle (Laube) Lamar with a 432. As for the men, John Boren snagged this week's high game with a 266, and high series was earned by David Codding with a 718. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Quick Release couldn't stop inappropriately groping BOWLSH!T. Headlined by Ryan Doll with his 565 series, Quick Release collected 3 wins against BOWLSH!T. On the adjacent lane, Travis Kleiner guided BOWLSH!T with his 444 despite his team notching only a single win. Quick Release remains in 2nd place, while BOWLSH!T remains in 8th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Ebowla had a delightful time with Chicks With Balls. With top billing by Jason Carpio with his above-average 597 series, and supported tremendously by real star — trifecta-winner #1 Power-Ranked, #1 Head-to-Head, and Most Valuable Bowler Zach Frank, Ebowla celebrated a clean sweep over the Chicks. On the other side, Janelle (Laube) Lamar drew the spotlight in the Chicks with her above-average 432 despite her team getting swept. Ebowla remains in 7th place, while the Chicks remain in 9th.

On lanes 23 & 24: WWJB had a rendezvous with Split Happens. Blessed by Rich Foster with his above-average 455 series, WWJB collected 3 wins against Split Happens. . With Split Happens forfeiting, all WWJB needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. WWJB remains in 5th place, while Split Happens remain in 10th.

On lanes 25 & 26: BILFs shared a platter of cheese sticks with Rollin' J's. Although topped by Scott Murdock with his 489 series, BILFs accomplished only 1 win against Rollin' J's. In the midst of this, Corey Weinfurt showed off in Rollin' J's with his 532 as his team took the series with 3 wins. BILFs remains in 6th place, while Rollin' J's remain in 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Sweep The Leg, Johnny did battle with No Pinheads. Highlighting the skills of David Codding with his dazzling 718 series, Sweep The Leg celebrated a clean sweep over No Pinheads. In the meantime, Aubrey Moren dominated No Pinheads with his above-average 527 despite his team getting swept. Sweep The Leg, Johnny remains in 1st place, while No Pinheads remain in 3rd.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Corey Weinfurt (203), David Codding (234,226,258), Jason Carpio (212,208), John Boren (245,266), Ryan Doll (210), and Zach Frank (206)

A new personal best series was rolled tonight by David Codding (718, previous best 702).

The 718 rolled by David Codding is the new 4th-best series in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: David Codding creamed Division 1, while Brett Schroeder dominated Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though AJ Taylor and Jerry Krall came closest), and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Alison Radke came closest). Finally, Zach Frank (Division 3) rolled his ass to the top of this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson is in the driver's seat in Division 1; Brett Schroeder dominates Division 2; AJ Hofmann runs the show in Division 3; and Amanda Duncan calls the shots for Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place No Pinheads will hang out with 5th-place WWJB (hcp 120). No Pinheads are expected to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while WWJB is forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 1st-place Sweep The Leg, Johnny will test their mettle against 4th-place Rollin' J's (hcp 239). Sweep The Leg might roll a little low, yet still manage to sweep the series; while Rollin' J's ought to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 6th-place BILFs will chill with 8th-place BOWLSH!T (hcp 17). BILFs will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while BOWLSH!T will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Ebowla will roll against 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 20). Ebowla might perform well and win the series; while Split Happens ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 128) will compete against 2nd-place Quick Release. The Chicks are predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Quick Release is anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Zach Frank Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Zach Frank Runner Up: David Codding	#1 H2H BOWLER Zach Frank Runner Up: David Codding
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I don't know you got it in but I want you to get it out!" Dave Winger, to Eric Summers, on a piece of cheese stick wedged in his thumb hole.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Sweep The Leg, Johnny	50-2	.962	29,403	n/a
2	Quick Release	36-16	.692	25,385	n/a
3	No Pinheads	31-21	.596	26,142	n/a
4	Rollin' J's	26.5-25.5	.510	18,927	n/a
5	WWJB	26-26	.500	20,412	n/a
6	BILFs	23-29	.442	21,441	n/a
7	Ebowla	23-29	.442	20,298	n/a
8	BOWLSH!T	20-32	.385	18,754	n/a
9	Chicks With Balls	18.5-33.5	.356	19,062	n/a
10	Split Happens	5-47	.096	15,277	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
David Codding - 718 John Boren - 668 Jason Carpio - 597 Zach Frank - 579 Ryan Doll - 565	Janelle Lamar - 432 Andrea Caudillo - 414 Julie Benson-Grant - 391 Sarah Sauer - 381 Alison Radke - 378
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Zach Frank - 749 David Codding - 718 John Boren - 670 Jason Carpio - 642 Jerry Krall - 627	Julie Benson-Grant - 599 Janelle Lamar - 595 Alison Radke - 591 Sarah Sauer - 556 Amy Goodnow - 554
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
John Boren - 266 David Codding - 258 Jason Carpio - 212 Ryan Doll - 210 Zach Frank - 206	Andrea Caudillo - 181 Janelle Lamar - 157 Alison Radke - 155 Julie Benson-Grant - 143 Amy Goodnow - 135
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
John Boren - 266 Zach Frank - 262 David Codding - 258 Rich Foster - 231 Kelly Sands - 229	Alison Radke - 226 Andrea Caudillo - 225 Julie Benson-Grant - 212 Janelle Lamar - 211 Amy Goodnow - 208
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Zach Frank - 77 John Boren - 67 David Codding - 57 Rich Foster - 43 Kelly Sands - 42	Alison Radke - 44 Andrea Caudillo - 37 Julie Benson-Grant - 30 Amy Goodnow - 27 Janelle Lamar - 25

The tweltfh week of Fall 2009 saw three teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 162, and women's high series was bagged by Sarah Sauer with a 445. As for the men, Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (247) and series (727). Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Chicks With Balls had some one-on-one time with BILFs. Blessed by Janelle (Laube) Lamar with her 412 series, the Chicks collected 3 wins against BILFs. Meanwhile, Derrick Grimpo dominated BILFs with his miraculous 482 despite his team notching only a single win. Chicks With Balls remains in 9th place, while BILFs sink 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Split Happens took turns kicking the ball return with Quick Release. Despite being led by Nick Allegri with his above-average 438 series, Split Happens got swept by Quick Release. Across the ball return, Ryan Doll drew the spotlight in Quick Release with his 563 as they swept the competition. Split Happens remains in 10th place, while Quick Release moves 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 23 & 24: No Pinheads did battle with Ebowla. Reinforced by Phil Schroeder with his awe-inspiring 570 series, No Pinheads split the series with Ebowla. On the other side, Jason Carpio oversaw Ebowla with his staggering 618 as they matched their opponent in wins. No Pinheads drop 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Ebowla moves 1 spot to 7th.

On lanes 25 & 26: BOWLSH!T sparred with Sweep The Leg, Johnny. Notwithstanding the leadership of Travis Kleiner with his above-average 473 series, BOWLSH!T got swept by Sweep The Leg. In the midst of this, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Ken M. Wilson commanded Sweep The Leg with his fantastic 727 as they swept the competition. BOWLSH!T drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Sweep The Leg remains in 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Rollin' J's couldn't stop inappropriately groping WWJB. With the strength of Jerry Krall with his 384 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Jared Goff, Rollin' J's collected 3 wins against WWJB. On the other half of the score sheet, Rich Foster shined in WWJB with his commanding 509 despite his team notching only a single win. Rollin' J's leap 2 spots in the standings to 4th place, while WWJB sinks 1 spot to 5th.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Aubrey Moren (224), Jason Carpio (216,203), John Boren (235,204), Ken M. Wilson (247,246,234), Phil Schroeder (202,209), and Ryan Doll (203)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Aubrey Moren (224, previous best 222). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Sarah Sauer (445, previous best 412).

The 727 rolled by Ken M. Wilson is the new 3rd-best series in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson triumphed over his enemies in Division 1, while Rich Foster creamed Division 2. Janelle (Laube) Lamar staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 3, and Sarah Sauer rolled her ass to the top of Division 4. Finally, Jared Goff (Division 4) cleaned up this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson governs Division 1; Aubrey Moren dominates Division 2; AJ Hofmann leads Division 3; and Amanda Duncan runs the show in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 2nd-place Quick Release will match wits with 8th-place BOWLSH!T (hcp 95). Quick Release is expected to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while BOWLSH!T is forecast to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place Ebowla will throw some gutter balls with 9th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 50). Ebowla might perform well and sweep the series; while the Chicks ought to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place WWJB (hcp 7) will tussle with 10th-place Split Happens. WWJB will likely roll decently, but split the series with Split Happens; while Split Happens will probably raise their average while they keep the series tied.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 6th-place BILFs will test their mettle against 4th-place Rollin' J's (hcp 28). BILFs might perform well and sweep the series; while Rollin' J's ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 1st-place Sweep The Leg, Johnny will compete against 3rd-place No Pinheads (hcp 67). Sweep The Leg is predicted to maintain their current strength as they just barely miss sweeping the series; while No Pinheads are anticipated to hold steady as they just barely avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jared Goff Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Ken Wilson Runner Up: Phil Schroeder	#1 H2H BOWLER Ken M. Wilson Runner Up: Jason Carpio
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I don't know you got it in but I want you to get it out!" Ken Wilson, to Eric Summers, on a piece of cheese stick wedged in his thumb hole.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Sweep The Leg, Johnny	46-2	.958	27,045	n/a
2	Quick Release	33-15	.688	23,465	+1
3	No Pinheads	31-17	.646	24,186	-1
4	Rollin' J's	23.5-24.5	.490	17,210	+2
5	WWJB	23-25	.479	18,934	-1
6	BILFs	22-26	.458	19,794	-1
7	Ebowla	19-29	.396	18,381	+1
8	BOWLSH!T	19-29	.396	17,175	-1
9	Chicks With Balls	18.5-29.5	.385	17,595	n/a
10	Split Happens	5-43	.104	15,277	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 727 John Boren - 635 Jason Carpio - 618 Phil Schroeder - 570 Ryan Doll - 563	Sarah Sauer - 445 Janelle Lamar - 412 Andee Weinfurt - 406 Alison Radke - 369 Amanda Duncan - 357
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Ken Wilson - 727 Jason Carpio - 670 Phil Schroeder - 663 Derrick Grimpo - 650 Rich Foster - 648	Sarah Sauer - 625 Andee Weinfurt - 588 Alison Radke - 587 Tiffany Schmidt - 581 Janelle Lamar - 577
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 247 John Boren - 235 Aubrey Moren - 224 Jason Carpio - 216 Phil Schroeder - 209	Janelle Lamar - 162 Andee Weinfurt - 159 Sarah Sauer - 152 Tiffany Schmidt - 143 Alison Radke - 140
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Aubrey Moren - 253 Ken Wilson - 247 Phil Schroeder - 240 John Boren - 237 Derrick Grimpo - 236	Tiffany Schmidt - 220 Andee Weinfurt - 219 Janelle Lamar - 217 Alison Radke - 212 Sarah Sauer - 212 (t) Amy Goodnow - 202
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Aubrey Moren - 61 Derrick Grimpo - 50 Phil Schroeder - 48 Rich Foster - 43 Nick Allegri - 42	Tiffany Schmidt - 40 Andee Weinfurt - 35 Janelle Lamar - 31 Alison Radke - 31 (t) Sarah Sauer - 27 Shali Wade - 23

The eleventh week of Fall 2009 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Sarah Sauer landed this week's high game for the women with a 162, and women's high series was bagged by Andrea Caudillo with a 413. As for the men, Ryan Doll snagged this week's high game with a 240, and high series was earned by Ken M. Wilson with a 617. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Split Happens sparred with No Pinheads. Despite being led by James Long with his above-average 536 series, Split Happens got swept by No Pinheads. Countering this, #1 Power-Ranked Aubrey Moren mastered No Pinheads with his fantastic 564 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Phil Schroeder) as they swept the competition. Split Happens remains in 10th place, while No Pinheads move 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Rollin' J's matched wits with BOWLSH!T. Even though highlighted by the skills of Jerry Krall with his 382 series, Rollin' J's got swept by BOWLSH!T. Simultaneously, Travis Kleiner showed off in BOWLSH!T with his above-average 483 (with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler ) as they swept the competition. Rollin' J's plummet 2 spots in the standings to 6th place, while BOWLSH!T moves 1 spot to 7th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Sweep The Leg, Johnny had a rendezvous with BILFs. Starring Ken M. Wilson with his 617 series, Sweep The Leg collected 3 wins against BILFs. Conversely, Scott Murdock drew the spotlight in BILFs with his above-average 546 despite his team notching only a single win. Sweep The Leg, Johnny remains in 1st place, while BILFs remain in 5th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Chicks With Balls had some one-on-one time with WWJB. Despite the strength of Andrea Caudillo with her below-average 413 series, the Chicks accomplished only 1 win against WWJB. In the meantime, Rich Foster dominated WWJB with his above-average 479 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Chicks With Balls remains in 9th place, while WWJB jumps 2 spots to 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Quick Release spent a romantic evening with Ebowla. Headlined by Ryan Doll with his 588 series, Quick Release collected 3 wins against Ebowla. Concurrently, Jason Carpio oversaw Ebowla with his 552 despite his team notching only a single win. Quick Release drops 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Ebowla sinks 1 spot to 8th.

Bowlers bribing their way into The 200 Club include: Aubrey Moren (222), David Codding (210), Dennis Laube (219), James Long (218), Jason Carpio (214,201), Ken M. Wilson (223), Pat Searcy (206), Ryan Doll (240), and Scott Murdock (225)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Aubrey Moren (222, previous best 213). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Scott Murdock (546, previous best 539).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Dennis Laube walloped Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Rob Kaszuba came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though AJ Hofmann came closest), and Alison Radke triumphed over her enemies in Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Rob Kaszuba (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson and Dennis Laube lead Division 1 in a tie; Aubrey Moren is in the driver's seat in Division 2; AJ Hofmann calls the shots for Division 3; and Amanda Duncan dominates Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 9th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 49) will compete against 5th-place BILFs. The Chicks are expected to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while BILFs are forecast to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 94) will socialize with 3rd-place Quick Release. Split Happens might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Quick Release ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place No Pinheads will match wits with 8th-place Ebowla (hcp 102). No Pinheads will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Ebowla will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place BOWLSH!T (hcp 181) will throw some gutter balls with 1st-place Sweep The Leg, Johnny. BOWLSH!T might perform well, yet still manage to just barely miss getting swept; while Sweep The Leg ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 6th-place Rollin' J's (hcp 52) will hang out with 4th-place WWJB. Rollin' J's are predicted to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while WWJB is anticipated to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Phil Schroeder Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Aubrey Moren Runner Up: Orion Kinkaid	#1 H2H BOWLER Orion Kinkaid Runner Up: Phil Schroeder
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Wow, he sure is going to extremes to get in character for 'Ghost II'." Sarah Sauer, on the passing of Patrick Swayze.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Sweep The Leg, Johnny	42-2	.955	24,628	n/a
2	No Pinheads	29-15	.659	22,117	+1
3	Quick Release	29-15	.659	21,556	-1
4	WWJB	22-22	.500	17,314	+2
5	BILFs	21-23	.477	18,143	n/a
6	Rollin' J's	20.5-23.5	.466	15,609	-2
7	BOWLSH!T	19-25	.432	15,574	+1
8	Ebowla	17-27	.386	16,554	-1
9	Chicks With Balls	15.5-28.5	.352	16,066	n/a
10	Split Happens	5-39	.114	14,008	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 617 David Codding - 596 Ryan Doll - 588 Aubrey Moren - 564 Jason Carpio - 552	Andrea Caudillo - 413 Sarah Sauer - 396 Janelle Lamar - 371 Alison Radke - 362 Tiffany Schmidt - 349
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Aubrey Moren - 660 Scott Murdock - 639 Orion Kinkaid - 632 Dennis Laube - 627 Phil Schroeder - 624	Tiffany Schmidt - 586 Alison Radke - 582 Sarah Sauer - 578 Amanda Duncan - 548 Andrea Caudillo - 545
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ryan Doll - 240 Scott Murdock - 225 Ken Wilson - 223 Aubrey Moren - 222 Dennis Laube - 219	Sarah Sauer - 162 Andrea Caudillo - 141 Amy Goodnow - 138 Amanda Duncan - 138 (t) Tiffany Schmidt - 134 Janelle Lamar - 131
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Scott Murdock - 256 Aubrey Moren - 254 Dennis Laube - 252 Ryan Doll - 247 James Long - 244	Sarah Sauer - 222 Tiffany Schmidt - 213 Amy Goodnow - 211 Amanda Duncan - 207 Alison Radke - 200
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Scott Murdock - 64 Aubrey Moren - 62 Dennis Laube - 61 James Long - 51 Rich Foster - 51 (t) Ryan Doll - 49	Sarah Sauer - 38 Tiffany Schmidt - 33 Amy Goodnow - 30 Amanda Duncan - 25 Alison Radke - 19