The Spring 2009 season draws to a close, with Schlitz For Us, Splits For You officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (192) and series (499) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (226) and series (570) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Schlitz For Us, Splits For You celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Chico's Bail Bonds. Blessed by Bob Brunker with his 512 series, Schlitz collected 3 wins against Chico's. In the midst of this, Ken M. Wilson shined in Chico's with his 531 despite his team notching only a single win. Schlitz For Us, Splits For You finish in 1st place, while Chico's come out in 2nd.
On lanes 21 & 22: Rule 6B alternated splits with No Pinheads. Regardless of the star power of Ryan Doll with his 490 series, with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Phil Schroeder, Rule 6B accomplished only 1 win against No Pinheads. On the other side, Most Valuable Bowler Phil Schroeder oversaw No Pinheads with his above-average 531 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Rule 6B end the season in 3rd place, while No Pinheads cros the finish line in 4th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Sh!t, Another Season couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of WWJB. Showcasing Cory Chorpenning with his 570 series, Another Season collected 3 wins against WWJB. Conversely, Rich Foster laid down the law in WWJB with his miraculous 489 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, Another Season end in 5th place, while WWJB go home with 6th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Turkey Sandwich had some one-on-one time with Chicks With Balls. Topped by Zach Frank with his 424 series, Turkey Sandwich collected 3 wins against the Chicks. On the other half of the score sheet, Kelly Minihan commanded the Chicks with her stupendous 435 despite her team notching only a single win. Turkey Sandwich close out in 7th place, while the Chicks wind up in 8th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends sparred with XXX. Though reinforced by Drew Eldridge with his above-average 440 series, Wonder Friends accomplished only 1 win against XXX. As for the opposition, Rich DeYoung mastered XXX with his 488 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends drop 1 spot in the standings to 10th place, while XXX moves 1 spot to 9th.
Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (203,226)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Phil Schroeder (Division 2), with landing in second place. Phil will pocket the nice first-place pot, while will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | Schlitz For Us, Splits For You | 45-19 | .703 | 29,363 | n/a |
2 | Chico's Bail Bonds | 41.5-22.5 | .648 | 33,377 | n/a |
3 | Rule 6B | 38-26 | .594 | 28,185 | n/a |
4 | No Pinheads | 37-27 | .578 | 30,722 | n/a |
5 | Sh!t, Another Season | 35-29 | .547 | 32,870 | n/a |
6 | WWJB | 28-36 | .438 | 23,058 | n/a |
7 | Turkey Sandwich | 26-38 | .406 | 25,636 | n/a |
8 | Chicks With Balls | 23-41 | .359 | 24,114 | n/a |
9 | XXX | 23-41 | .359 | 22,352 | +1 |
10 | Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends | 21.5-42.5 | .336 | 19,783 | -1 |