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Spring 2009, Week 15

Posted by BowlingBot On April - 28 - 2009ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2009 Week 15 Robo-RecapA stagnated fifteenth week of Spring 2009 resulted in absolutely no movement in the standings. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and three rolled new personal high games. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (210) and series (499) for the women. As for the men, Rob Kaszuba snagged this week's high game with a 230, and high series was earned by Rich DeYoung with a 592. Meanwhile, Tournament of Champions is officially down to its final eight bowlers, who will face each other next week competing for two cash prizes! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Sh!t, Another Season alternated between bowling and dry humping Turkey Sandwich. Headlined by Duncan Ferber with his 556 series, Another Season collected 3 wins against Turkey Sandwich. On the adjacent lane, Sarah Sauer laid down the law in Turkey Sandwich with her above-average 403 despite her team notching only a single win. Sh!t, Another Season remains in 5th place, while Turkey Sandwich remains in 7th.

week15On lanes 21 & 22: Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends faced off against Schlitz For Us, Splits For You. Despite the strength of Ryan Housknecht with his above-average 427 series, Wonder Friends accomplished only 1 win against Schlitz. On the other half of the score sheet, Angela Bradford drew the spotlight in Schlitz with her 499 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends remains in 9th place, while Schlitz remains in 1st.

On lanes 23 & 24: Rule 6B waged a heated competition against XXX. Blessed by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Ryan Doll and his amazing 583 series, Rule 6B collected 3 wins against XXX. Meanwhile, Rich DeYoung reigned supreme in XXX with his terrific 592 despite his team notching only a single win. Rule 6B remains in 3rd place, while XXX remains in 10th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Chico's Bail Bonds deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of WWJB. Led by Ken M. Wilson with his 556 series, Chico's collected 3 wins against WWJB. While that was going down, AJ Taylor dominated WWJB with his fantastic 443 despite his team notching only a single win. Chico's Bail Bonds remains in 2nd place, while WWJB remains in 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: No Pinheads spent some quality time with Chicks With Balls. Reinforced by Most Valuable Bowler Dennis Laube and his astonishing 563 series, No Pinheads collected 3 wins against the Chicks. Countering this, Andrea Caudillo oversaw the Chicks with her above-average 445 despite her team notching only a single win. No Pinheads remains in 4th place, while the Chicks remain in 8th.

Bowlers bribing their way into The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (210), Carl Goetz (204), Dennis Laube (200), Duncan Ferber (203), Ken M. Wilson (201), Rich DeYoung (211), Rob Kaszuba (230), and Ryan Doll (215)


New personal high games were set tonight by Rob Kaszuba (230, previous best 209), Brett Schroeder (186, previous best 182), and AJ Taylor (167, previous best 162). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Ben Wetteborn (450, previous best 436) and AJ Taylor (443, previous best 412).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 1 as it was a complete embarassment, while Dennis Laube creamed Division 2. Janelle (Laube) Lamar routed Division 3, and Ben Wetteborn crushed Division 4. Finally, Ken M. Wilson (Division 1) topped this week's Interdivisional bracket. Congratulations to our division champions! The following eight people will compete next week for the big prize! Division 1: Carl GoetzDivision 2: Dennis Laube and Phil Schroeder. Division 3: Adam MessnerDivision 4: Ryan Housknecht

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Schlitz For Us, Splits For You (hcp 66) will throw some gutter balls with 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds. Schlitz is expected to maintain their current strength as they just barely miss getting swept; while Chico's are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Rule 6B (hcp 39) will meet with 4th-place No Pinheads. Rule 6B might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with No Pinheads; while No Pinheads ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Sh!t, Another Season will test their mettle against 6th-place WWJB (hcp 168). Another Season will likely have a bit of an off night, yet still manage to win the series; while WWJB will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Turkey Sandwich will spend some quality time with 8th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 25). Turkey Sandwich might perform well and win the series; while the Chicks ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends (hcp 8) will hang out with 10th-place XXX. Wonder Friends are predicted to perform well and win the series; while XXX is anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Dennis Laube
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Ryan Doll
Runner Up:
Rich DeYoung

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Ryan Doll
Runner Up:
Rich DeYoung

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Now that is just ridiculous, Dude. Nobody is going to cut your dick off. Not if I have anything to say about it."

Rob Kaszuba, reassuring Dennis Laube, who was heading to the men's room.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Schlitz For Us, Splits For You 42-18 .700 27,525 n/a
2 Chico's Bail Bonds 40.5-19.5 .675 31,365 n/a
3 Rule 6B 37-23 .617 26,423 n/a
4 No Pinheads 34-26 .567 28,799 n/a
5 Sh!t, Another Season 32-28 .533 30,813 n/a
6 WWJB 27-33 .450 21,532 n/a
7 Turkey Sandwich 23-37 .383 23,938 n/a
8 Chicks With Balls 22-38 .367 22,629 n/a
9 Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends 20.5-39.5 .342 18,334 n/a
10 XXX 20-40 .333 20,800 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 15
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Rich DeYoung - 592
Ryan Doll - 583
Dennis Laube - 563
Duncan Ferber - 556
Ken Wilson - 556 (t)
Carl Goetz - 546
Angela Bradford - 499
Andrea Caudillo - 445
Sarah Sauer - 403
Deena Slinkard - 381
Kelly Minihan - 339
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Rich DeYoung - 676
Ryan Doll - 674
Dennis Laube - 661
Rob Kaszuba - 629
Chris Lewis - 627
Andrea Caudillo - 603
Sarah Sauer - 597
Angela Bradford - 587
Brandi Spiva - 544
Amanda Zahnweh - 539
Amber Kollman - 539 (t)
Deena Slinkard - 539 (t)
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Rob Kaszuba - 230
Ryan Doll - 215
Rich DeYoung - 211
Carl Goetz - 204
Duncan Ferber - 203
Angela Bradford - 210
Andrea Caudillo - 180
Sarah Sauer - 174
Deena Slinkard - 142
Amanda Zahnweh - 124
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Rob Kaszuba - 269
Ryan Doll - 245
Rich DeYoung - 239
Chris Lewis - 236
Dennis Laube - 232
Angela Bradford - 239
Sarah Sauer - 238
Andrea Caudillo - 232
Deena Slinkard - 194
Amanda Zahnweh - 193
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Rob Kaszuba - 79
Ryan Doll - 53
Chris Lewis - 47
Rich DeYoung - 46
AJ Taylor - 43
Sarah Sauer - 55
Angela Bradford - 47
Andrea Caudillo - 46
Amanda Zahnweh - 11
Deena Slinkard - 8
Brandi Spiva - 8 (t)

Spring 2009, Week 14

Posted by BowlingBot On April - 21 - 2009ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2009 Week 14 Robo-RecapThe fourteenth week of Spring 2009 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (223) and series (595) for the women. As for the men, Jason Carpio snagged this week's high game with a 232, and high series was earned by David Codding with a 655. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Chico's Bail Bonds alternated splits with Schlitz For Us, Splits For You. Topped by #1 Head-to-Head David Codding and his stunning 655 series, Chico's collected 3 wins against Schlitz. As for the opposition, #1 Power-Ranked Angela Bradford called the shots for Schlitz with her stupendous 595 despite her team notching only a single win. Chico's Bail Bonds remains in 2nd place, while Schlitz remains in 1st.

An irritated Kody waits for Russell to bowl.On lanes 21 & 22: Sh!t, Another Season did battle with XXX. With the strength of Cory Chorpenning with his above-average 598 series, Another Season celebrated a clean sweep over XXX. On the other side, Rich DeYoung drew the spotlight in XXX with his above-average 521 despite his team getting swept. Sh!t, Another Season remains in 5th place, while XXX remains in 10th.

On lanes 23 & 24: No Pinheads accepted a challenge by Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends. Showcasing Dennis Laube with his 493 series, No Pinheads collected 3 wins against Wonder Friends. . With Wonder Friends forfeiting, all No Pinheads needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. No Pinheads remains in 4th place, while Wonder Friends sink 1 spot to 9th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Rule 6B alternated between bowling and dry humping Chicks With Balls. Starring Adam Messner with his above-average 460 series, Rule 6B celebrated a clean sweep over the Chicks. Meanwhile, Janelle (Laube) Lamar guided the Chicks with her above-average 457 despite her team getting swept. Rule 6B remains in 3rd place, while the Chicks sink 1 spot to 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Turkey Sandwich waged a heated competition against WWJB. With top billing by Jason Carpio with his above-average 607 series, Turkey Sandwich collected 3 wins against WWJB. While that was going down, Most Valuable Bowler Rich Foster reigned supreme in WWJB with his commanding 490 despite his team notching only a single win. Turkey Sandwich leaps 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while WWJB remains in 6th.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (223,219), Carl Goetz (211), Cory Chorpenning (205,224), David Codding (224,224,207), Duncan Ferber (202), Jason Carpio (232,223), Ken M. Wilson (226), and Scott Murdock (221)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though David Codding came closest), while Rob Kaszuba spanked Division 2. Janelle (Laube) Lamar cleaned up Division 3, and Rich Foster rolled his ass to the top of Division 4. Finally, Cory Chorpenning (Division 1) crushed this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz holds the reins in Division 1; Phil Schroeder reigns over Division 2; Adam Messner leads Division 3; and Deena Slinkard calls the shots for Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 19&20, 5th-place Sh!t, Another Season will compete against 7th-place Turkey Sandwich (hcp 120). Another Season is expected to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while Turkey Sandwich is forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 9th-place Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends (hcp 99) will chill with 1st-place Schlitz For Us, Splits For You. Wonder Friends might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Schlitz ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 3rd-place Rule 6B will share a couple of pitchers with 10th-place XXX (hcp 68). Rule 6B will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while XXX will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds will face 6th-place WWJB (hcp 180). Chico's might perform well and sweep the series; while WWJB ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 4th-place No Pinheads will chuck some balls with 8th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 107). No Pinheads are predicted to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Chicks are anticipated to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Rich Foster
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Angela Bradford
Runner Up:
David Codding

  #1 H2H BOWLER


David Codding
Runner Up:
Rich Foster

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"The faster I go, the harder it gets."

Ben Wetteborn, contemplating slowing down the pace a little.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Schlitz For Us, Splits For You 39-17 .696 25,731 n/a
2 Chico's Bail Bonds 37.5-18.5 .670 29,252 n/a
3 Rule 6B 34-22 .607 24,509 n/a
4 No Pinheads 31-25 .554 26,910 n/a
5 Sh!t, Another Season 29-27 .518 28,827 n/a
6 WWJB 26-30 .464 20,070 n/a
7 Turkey Sandwich 22-34 .393 22,353 +2
8 Chicks With Balls 21-35 .375 21,115 -1
9 Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends 19.5-36.5 .348 16,897 -1
10 XXX 19-37 .339 19,212 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 14
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
David Codding - 655
Jason Carpio - 607
Cory Chorpenning - 598
Ken Wilson - 568
Carl Goetz - 567
Angela Bradford - 595
Janelle Lamar - 457
Deena Slinkard - 407
Andrea Caudillo - 385
Brandi Spiva - 366
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
David Codding - 686
Rich Foster - 660
Jason Carpio - 659
Cory Chorpenning - 624
Ken Wilson - 618
Angela Bradford - 691
Janelle Lamar - 608
Brandi Spiva - 591
Deena Slinkard - 567
Sarah Sauer - 559
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Jason Carpio - 232
Ken Wilson - 226
David Codding - 224
Cory Chorpenning - 224 (t)
Scott Murdock - 221
Carl Goetz - 211
Angela Bradford - 223
Janelle Lamar - 163
Andrea Caudillo - 153
Deena Slinkard - 139
Brandi Spiva - 136
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Scott Murdock - 263
Jason Carpio - 249
Ken Wilson - 242
Rich Foster - 238
David Codding - 234
Angela Bradford - 255
Janelle Lamar - 213
Brandi Spiva - 211
Andrea Caudillo - 205
Sarah Sauer - 195
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Scott Murdock - 74
Jason Carpio - 54
Rich Foster - 53
Ken Wilson - 47
David Codding - 37
Angela Bradford - 63
Brandi Spiva - 30
Janelle Lamar - 26
Andrea Caudillo - 19
Amy Goodnow - 13

Spring 2009, Week 13

Posted by BowlingBot On April - 14 - 2009ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2009 Week 13 Robo-RecapThe thirteenth week of Spring 2009 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Janelle (Laube) Lamar picked up this week's high game (154) and series (428) for the women. As for the men, Jason Carpio snagged this week's high game with a 241, and high series was earned by David Codding with a 584. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: WWJB hung out with Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends. Demonstrating the prowess of Rich Foster with his 391 series, WWJB collected 3 wins against Wonder Friends. . With Wonder Friends forfeiting, all WWJB needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. WWJB remains in 6th place, while Wonder Friends remain in 8th.

week13On lanes 21 & 22: Rule 6B had a rendezvous with Turkey Sandwich. With the strength of Ryan Doll with his above-average 520 series, Rule 6B collected 3 wins against Turkey Sandwich. Meanwhile, Jason Carpio laid down the law in Turkey Sandwich with his above-average 576 despite his team notching only a single win. Rule 6B leaps 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Turkey Sandwich remains in 9th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Schlitz For Us, Splits For You accepted a challenge by Chicks With Balls. Led by trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Scott Murdock and his spectacular 513 series, Schlitz celebrated a clean sweep over the Chicks. While that was going down, Janelle (Laube) Lamar took the lead in the Chicks with her 428 despite her team getting swept. Schlitz For Us, Splits For You remains in 1st place, while the Chicks remain in 7th.

On lanes 25 & 26: No Pinheads alternated splits with XXX. In spite of top-billing by Phil Schroeder with his below-average 433 series, No Pinheads got swept by XXX. Simultaneously, Brandi Spiva called the shots for XXX with her above-average 340 as they swept the competition. No Pinheads drop 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while XXX remains in 10th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Sh!t, Another Season spent a romantic evening with Chico's Bail Bonds. Although blessed by Duncan Ferber with his 555 series, Another Season accomplished only 1 win against Chico's. On the adjacent lane, David Codding dominated Chico's with his 584 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Sh!t, Another Season remains in 5th place, while Chico's remain in 2nd.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Chris Lewis (200), David Codding (201), Duncan Ferber (210), Jason Carpio (241,211), and Ryan Doll (216)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Duncan Ferber rolled his ass to the top of Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 2 as it was a complete embarassment. Scott Murdock topped Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Ben Wetteborn came closest). And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz governs Division 1; Phil Schroeder tops Division 2; Scott Murdock reigns over Division 3; and Deena Slinkard dominates Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 19&20, 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds will battle 1st-place Schlitz For Us, Splits For You (hcp 64). Chico's are expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Schlitz is forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 5th-place Sh!t, Another Season will test their mettle against 10th-place XXX (hcp 150). Another Season might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while XXX ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 4th-place No Pinheads will match wits with 8th-place Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends (hcp 117). No Pinheads will likely have a bit of an off night and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Wonder Friends will probably raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 3rd-place Rule 6B will challenge 7th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 66). Rule 6B might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while the Chicks ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Turkey Sandwich will spend some quality time with 6th-place WWJB (hcp 50). Turkey Sandwich is predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while WWJB is anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Scott Murdock
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Scott Murdock
Runner Up:
Jason Carpio

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Scott Murdock
Runner Up:
David Codding

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"The faster I go, the harder it gets."

Janelle Lamar, contemplating slowing down the pace a little.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Schlitz For Us, Splits For You 38-14 .731 23,751 n/a
2 Chico's Bail Bonds 34.5-17.5 .663 27,006 n/a
3 Rule 6B 30-22 .577 22,816 +1
4 No Pinheads 28-24 .538 25,069 -1
5 Sh!t, Another Season 25-27 .481 26,712 n/a
6 WWJB 25-27 .481 18,565 n/a
7 Chicks With Balls 21-31 .404 19,654 n/a
8 Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends 19.5-32.5 .375 17,248 n/a
9 Turkey Sandwich 19-33 .365 20,586 n/a
10 XXX 19-33 .365 17,656 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 13
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
David Codding - 584
Jason Carpio - 576
Duncan Ferber - 555
Cory Chorpenning - 531
Ryan Doll - 520
Ken Wilson - 520 (t)
Janelle Lamar - 428
Angela Bradford - 406
Sarah Sauer - 401
Deena Slinkard - 398
Brandi Spiva - 340
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Scott Murdock - 645
Jason Carpio - 631
Chris Lewis - 618
David Codding - 617
Ryan Doll - 611
Sarah Sauer - 600
Janelle Lamar - 581
Brandi Spiva - 568
Deena Slinkard - 556
Amber Kollman - 548
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Jason Carpio - 241
Ryan Doll - 216
Duncan Ferber - 210
David Codding - 201
Chris Lewis - 200
Janelle Lamar - 154
Sarah Sauer - 150
Angela Bradford - 146
Brandi Spiva - 144
Deena Slinkard - 136
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Jason Carpio - 259
Ryan Doll - 246
Chris Lewis - 244
Rob Kaszuba - 232
Brett Schroeder - 226
Duncan Ferber - 226 (t)
Brandi Spiva - 220
Sarah Sauer - 216
Janelle Lamar - 205
Amber Kollman - 195
Deena Slinkard - 188
Amy Goodnow - 188 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Jason Carpio - 64
Chris Lewis - 56
Ryan Doll - 54
Rob Kaszuba - 42
Brett Schroeder - 38
Brandi Spiva - 39
Sarah Sauer - 33
Janelle Lamar - 18
Amber Kollman - 17
Amy Goodnow - 8

Spring 2009, Week 12

Posted by BowlingBot On April - 7 - 2009ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2009 Week 12 Robo-RecapThe tweltfh week of Spring 2009 saw three teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (220) and series (533) for the women. As for the men, Jason Carpio snagged this week's high game with a 237, and high series was earned by Carl Goetz with a 595. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Turkey Sandwich couldn't stop inappropriately groping No Pinheads. Even though highlighted by the skills of Jason Carpio with his above-average 572 series, Turkey Sandwich got swept by No Pinheads. In the midst of this, Phil Schroeder dominated No Pinheads with his exceptional 550 as they swept the competition. Turkey Sandwich drops 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while No Pinheads jump 2 spots to 3rd.

Jeremy Cline celebrates the passage of medical marijuana in Missouri.On lanes 21 & 22: Chicks With Balls hung out with WWJB. In spite of top-billing by Janelle (Laube) Lamar with her 421 series, the Chicks accomplished only 1 win against WWJB. While that was going down, Rich Foster took the lead in WWJB with his stupendous 445 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Chicks With Balls drop 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while WWJB moves 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Chico's Bail Bonds traded lane malfunctions with Rule 6B. Reinforced by #1 Head-to-Head Carl Goetz and his above-average 595 series, Chico's collected 3 wins against Rule 6B. Conversely, Ryan Doll ruled Rule 6B with his 506 despite his team notching only a single win. Chico's Bail Bonds remains in 2nd place, while Rule 6B sinks 1 spot to 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends accepted a challenge by Sh!t, Another Season. Topped by #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Ryan Housknecht and his spectacular 489 series, Wonder Friends celebrated a clean sweep over Another Season. On the flipside, Duncan Ferber oversaw Another Season with his 549 despite his team getting swept. Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends leap 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Another Season sinks 1 spot to 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: XXX alternated between bowling and dry humping Schlitz For Us, Splits For You. In spite of the prowess of Rich DeYoung with his below-average 450 series, XXX got swept by Schlitz. Simultaneously, Angela Bradford shined in Schlitz with her above-average 533 as they swept the competition. XXX remains in 10th place, while Schlitz remains in 1st.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (220), Carl Goetz (208), Duncan Ferber (201), Freda Schroeder (215), Jason Carpio (237), and Ken M. Wilson (209)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz dominated Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Angela Bradford came closest). Adam Messner spanked Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Rich Foster came closest). Finally, Phil Schroeder (Division 2) decimated this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Ryan Housknecht (Division 4) decimated this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz holds the reins in Division 1; Phil Schroeder runs the show in Division 2; Adam Messner calls the shots for Division 3; and Deena Slinkard is in the driver's seat in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 19&20, 6th-place WWJB (hcp 16) will battle 8th-place Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends. WWJB is expected to perform well, but split the series with Wonder Friends; while Wonder Friends are forecast to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 4th-place Rule 6B will spend some quality time with 9th-place Turkey Sandwich (hcp 42). Rule 6B might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Turkey Sandwich ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 1st-place Schlitz For Us, Splits For You will roll against 7th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 87). Schlitz will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Chicks will probably raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 3rd-place No Pinheads will hang out with 10th-place XXX (hcp 118). No Pinheads might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while XXX ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 5th-place Sh!t, Another Season (hcp 4) will meet with 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds. Another Season is predicted to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Chico's are anticipated to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Ryan Housknecht
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Ryan Housknecht
Runner Up:
Phil Schroeder

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Carl Goetz
Runner Up:
Phil Schroeder

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Duncan's balls were all over the place."

Tiffany Schmidt, who seemed far too happy about it.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Schlitz For Us, Splits For You 34-14 .708 21,921 n/a
2 Chico's Bail Bonds 31.5-16.5 .656 24,900 n/a
3 No Pinheads 28-20 .583 23,328 +2
4 Rule 6B 27-21 .563 21,010 -1
5 Sh!t, Another Season 24-24 .500 24,741 -1
6 WWJB 22-26 .458 17,239 +1
7 Chicks With Balls 21-27 .438 18,226 -1
8 Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends 19.5-28.5 .406 17,248 +1
9 Turkey Sandwich 18-30 .375 18,967 -1
10 XXX 15-33 .313 16,170 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 12
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 595
Ken Wilson - 583
Jason Carpio - 572
Phil Schroeder - 550
Duncan Ferber - 549
Angela Bradford - 533
Freda Schroeder - 486
Janelle Lamar - 421
Kelly Minihan - 419
Andrea Caudillo - 403
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Ryan Housknecht - 661
Phil Schroeder - 650
Carl Goetz - 645
Ken Wilson - 635
Jason Carpio - 629
Angela Bradford - 626
Kelly Minihan - 594
Freda Schroeder - 582
Emily Podhajsky - 575
Janelle Lamar - 574
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Jason Carpio - 237
Ken Wilson - 209
Carl Goetz - 208
Duncan Ferber - 201
Phil Schroeder - 196
Angela Bradford - 220
Freda Schroeder - 215
Kelly Minihan - 171
Janelle Lamar - 162
Brandi Spiva - 148
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Jason Carpio - 256
Ryan Housknecht - 246
Phil Schroeder - 229
Adam Messner - 228
Ken Wilson - 226
Brett Schroeder - 226 (t)
Angela Bradford - 251
Freda Schroeder - 247
Kelly Minihan - 229
Brandi Spiva - 224
Janelle Lamar - 213
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Jason Carpio - 61
Ryan Housknecht - 61 (t)
Adam Messner - 40
Eric Summers - 39
Phil Schroeder - 38
Brett Schroeder - 38 (t)
Ken Wilson - 31
Angela Bradford - 59
Freda Schroeder - 55
Kelly Minihan - 44
Brandi Spiva - 43
Amy Goodnow - 32

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For those who like to hang out in the bar between turns, which of these would you prefer as a way of known when it's your turn?

  • A full-blown scoreboard you can watch in the bar area (likely projected on the wall somewhere)

    (100%, 3 Votes)
  • A QR code you can scan to load mobile web page that shows who is up on each lane

    (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Neither, your team will just yell when it's your turn (0%, 0 Votes)

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