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Spring 2009, Week 2

Posted by BowlingBot On January - 27 - 2009ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2009 Week 2 Robo-RecapThe second week of Spring 2009 saw three teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (183) and series (467) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (239) and series (612) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Rule 6B celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Chico's Bail Bonds. With the strength of Ryan Doll with his 505 series, Rule 6B split the series with Chico's. On the other half of the score sheet, #1 Head-to-Head and Most Valuable Bowler David Codding showed off in Chico's with his above-average 594 as they matched their opponent in wins. Rule 6B drops 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Chico's remain in 2nd.

week2On lanes 21 & 22: No Pinheads did battle with Turkey Sandwich. Demonstrating the prowess of Aubrey Moren with his remarkable 585 series, No Pinheads celebrated a clean sweep over Turkey Sandwich. In the midst of this, Brian Kille ruled Turkey Sandwich with his 364 despite his team getting swept. No Pinheads leap 5 spots in the standings to 3rd place, while Turkey Sandwich plunges 5 spots to 9th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Sh!t, Another Season kept grabbing the balls of Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends. Although topped by Cory Chorpenning with his below-average 612 series, Another Season got swept by Wonder Friends. Across the ball return, Amanda Zahnweh laid down the law in Wonder Friends with her staggering 400 as they swept the competition. Sh!t, Another Season plummets 6 spots in the standings to 7th place, while Wonder Friends jump 6 spots to 1st.

On lanes 25 & 26: Schlitz For Us, Splits For You accepted a challenge by XXX. Featuring Bob Brunker with his 471 series, Schlitz collected 3 wins against XXX. On the other side, Tiffany Schmidt mastered XXX with her 298 despite her team notching only a single win. Schlitz For Us, Splits For You remains in 5th place, while XXX plunges 2 spots to 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: WWJB had a rendezvous with Chicks With Balls. Despite being led by Dave Winger with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 390 series, with a nod to #1 Power-Ranked Eric Summers, WWJB accomplished only 1 win against the Chicks. While that was going down, Janelle (Laube) Lamar commanded the Chicks with her above-average 432 as her team took the series with 3 wins. WWJB remains in 10th place, while the Chicks jump 3 spots to 6th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Aubrey Moren (211,206), Cory Chorpenning (239,213), and David Codding (202,201)


A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Aubrey Moren (585, previous best 562).


The Tournament of Champions begins in 2 weeks. Here are how the divisions are shaping up so far:

DIVISION 1
1. Cory Chorpenning
2. Jason Carpio
3. David Codding
4. Ken Wilson
5. Aubrey Moren
6. Dennis Laube
7. Duncan Ferber
8. Ryan Doll
9. Rich DeYoung
10. Carl Goetz
DIVISION 2
1. Freda Schroeder
2. Bob Brunker
3. Rob Kaszuba
4. Phil Schroeder
5. Adam Messner
6. Angela Bradford
7. Chris Lewis
8. David Parre
9. Janelle Lamar
10. Drew Eldridge
DIVISION 3
1. Sarah Sauer
2. Ben Wetteborn
3. Scott Murdock
4. Brett Schroeder
5. Andrea Caudillo
6. Kelly Minihan
7. AJ Taylor
8. Ryan Housknecht
9. Deena Slinkard
10. Amanda Zahnweh
DIVISION 4
1. Ben Lee
2. Zach Frank
3. Rich Foster
4. Brandi Spiva
5. Tiffany Schmidt
6. Amber Kollman
7. Eric Summers
8. Amy Goodnow



NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 6th-place Chicks With Balls (hcp 53) will challenge 5th-place Schlitz For Us, Splits For You. The Chicks are expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Schlitz is forecast to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 1st-place Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends will throw some gutter balls with 10th-place WWJB (estimated hcp 47). Wonder Friends might perform well and win the series; while WWJB ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 8th-place XXX (hcp 145) will battle 3rd-place No Pinheads. XXX will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while No Pinheads will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds (hcp 7) will hang out with 7th-place Sh!t, Another Season. Chico's might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Another Season ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Turkey Sandwich (hcp 25) will compete against 4th-place Rule 6B. Turkey Sandwich is predicted to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Rule 6B; while Rule 6B is anticipated to drop their average a bit while keep the series tied.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


David Codding
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Eric Summers
Runner Up:
Amanda Zahnweh

  #1 H2H BOWLER


David Codding
Runner Up:
Aubrey Moren

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

Ryan Doll, letting his inner führer out.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends 6-2 .750 2,883 +6
2 Chico's Bail Bonds 5-3 .625 4,032 n/a
3 No Pinheads 5-3 .625 3,987 +5
4 Rule 6B 5-3 .625 3,493 -1
5 Schlitz For Us, Splits For You 5-3 .625 3,225 n/a
6 Chicks With Balls 4-4 .500 2,945 +3
7 Sh!t, Another Season 3-5 .375 4,091 -6
8 XXX 3-5 .375 2,797 -2
9 Turkey Sandwich 2-6 .250 2,926 -5
10 WWJB 2-6 .250 2,881 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 2
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 612
David Codding - 594
Aubrey Moren - 585
Duncan Ferber - 517
Ken Wilson - 512
Freda Schroeder - 467
Janelle Lamar - 432
Angela Bradford - 407
Amanda Zahnweh - 400
Andrea Caudillo - 400 (t)
Kelly Minihan - 389
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Eric Summers - 681
Phil Schroeder - 663
Aubrey Moren - 659
David Codding - 644
Cory Chorpenning - 612
Amanda Zahnweh - 649
Janelle Lamar - 592
Kelly Minihan - 581
Andrea Caudillo - 575
Freda Schroeder - 567
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 239
Aubrey Moren - 211
David Codding - 202
Dennis Laube - 193
Duncan Ferber - 192
Freda Schroeder - 183
Angela Bradford - 166
Janelle Lamar - 165
Andrea Caudillo - 160
Kelly Minihan - 150
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Phil Schroeder - 243
Cory Chorpenning - 239
Eric Summers - 238
Aubrey Moren - 235
Scott Murdock - 221
Amanda Zahnweh - 228
Janelle Lamar - 218
Andrea Caudillo - 218 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 216
Kelly Minihan - 214
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Eric Summers - 64
Phil Schroeder - 56
Aubrey Moren - 42
Scott Murdock - 34
Bob Brunker - 29
Amanda Zahnweh - 49
Andrea Caudillo - 33
Janelle Lamar - 32
Kelly Minihan - 30
Freda Schroeder - 25
Amy Goodnow - 25 (t)

Spring 2009, Week 1

Posted by BowlingBot On January - 20 - 2009ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2009 Week 1 Robo-RecapThe Spring 2009 season is now underway, with ten teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and four rolled new personal high games. Freda Schroeder landed this week's high game for the women with a 184, and women's high series was bagged by Angela Bradford with a 481. As for the men, Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (289) and series (689). Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: No Pinheads spent some quality time with Sh!t, Another Season. Though featuring Dennis Laube with his 548 series, No Pinheads accomplished only 1 win against Another Season. On the flipside, #1 Power-Ranked Cory Chorpenning dominated Another Season with his 689 as his team took the series with 3 wins. No Pinheads leaves the gate in 8th place, while Another Season commences the season with 1st.

week1On lanes 21 & 22: Chico's Bail Bonds spent a romantic evening with Chicks With Balls. With top billing by #1 Head-to-Head Ken M. Wilson and his 586 series, Chico's collected 3 wins against the Chicks. Simultaneously, Janelle (Laube) Lamar shined in the Chicks with her 400 despite her team notching only a single win. Chico's Bail Bonds starts out in 2nd place, while the Chicks get rolling in 9th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Schlitz For Us, Splits For You couldn't stop inappropriately groping Turkey Sandwich. Highlighting the skills of Angela Bradford with her 481 series, Schlitz split the series with Turkey Sandwich. Across the ball return, Jason Carpio guided Turkey Sandwich with his 621 as they matched their opponent in wins. Schlitz For Us, Splits For You begins with 5th place, while Turkey Sandwich begins in 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Rule 6B alternated between bowling and dry humping WWJB. Starring Ryan Doll with his 488 series, Rule 6B collected 3 wins against WWJB. While that was going down, Dave Winger commanded WWJB with his marvelous 512 despite his team notching only a single win. Rule 6B gets underway in 3rd place, while WWJB gets going with 10th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends alternated splits with XXX. Headlined by Drew Eldridge with his 424 series, Wonder Friends split the series with XXX. Concurrently, Rich DeYoung called the shots for XXX with his 483 as they matched their opponent in wins. Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends 7th place, while XXX 6th.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Aubrey Moren (203), Cory Chorpenning (211,289), Dennis Laube (214), Jason Carpio (223,233), Ken M. Wilson (204), and Rob Kaszuba (209)


New personal high games were set tonight by Dave Winger (187, previous best 183), Cory Chorpenning (289, previous best 286), Rob Kaszuba (209, previous best 204), and Adam Messner (189, previous best 167). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Dave Winger (512, previous best 488) and Cory Chorpenning (689, previous best 688).

The 289 rolled by Cory Chorpenning is the new 2nd-best game in league history!


The Tournament of Champions begins in 3 weeks. Here are how the divisions are shaping up so far:

DIVISION 1
1. Cory Chorpenning
2. Jason Carpio
3. Ken Wilson
4. Dennis Laube
5. David Codding
6. Duncan Ferber
7. Aubrey Moren
8. Rob Kaszuba
9. Carl Goetz
10. Ryan Doll
DIVISION 2
1. Rich DeYoung
2. Angela Bradford
3. Freda Schroeder
4. Adam Messner
5. Chris Lewis
6. David Parre
7. Drew Eldridge
8. Phil Schroeder
9. Scott Murdock
10. Ben Wetteborn
DIVISION 3
1. Sarah Sauer
2. Brett Schroeder
3. Janelle Lamar
4. Andrea Caudillo
5. Ryan Housknecht
6. AJ Taylor
7. Kelly Minihan
8. Brandi Spiva
9. Deena Slinkard
10. Zach Frank
DIVISION 4
1. Ben Lee
2. Rich Foster
3. Amber Kollman
4. Tiffany Schmidt
5. Amy Goodnow
6. Amanda Zahnweh
7. Eric Summers



NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Rule 6B (hcp 83) will challenge 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds. Rule 6B is expected to roll a little low and get swept; while Chico's are forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 8th-place No Pinheads will socialize with 4th-place Turkey Sandwich (hcp 71). No Pinheads might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Turkey Sandwich ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 1st-place Sh!t, Another Season will battle 7th-place Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends (hcp 191). Another Season will likely maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Wonder Friends will probably hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 5th-place Schlitz For Us, Splits For You will chill with 6th-place XXX (estimated hcp 72). Schlitz might perform well and win the series; while XXX ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 10th-place WWJB (estimated hcp 61) will compete against 9th-place Chicks With Balls. WWJB is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Chicks are anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


No one
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Cory Chorpenning
Runner Up:
Jason Carpio

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Ken M. Wilson
Runner Up:
Ryan Doll

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Zach's ball bag is gray? When did that happen?"

Sarah Sauer, on the ravages of age.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Sh!t, Another Season 3-1 .750 2,127 n/a
2 Chico's Bail Bonds 3-1 .750 2,064 n/a
3 Rule 6B 3-1 .750 1,753 n/a
4 Turkey Sandwich 2-2 .500 1,667 n/a
5 Schlitz For Us, Splits For You 2-2 .500 1,602 n/a
6 XXX 2-2 .500 1,454 n/a
7 Capt. Awesome & Wonder Friends 2-2 .500 1,411 n/a
8 No Pinheads 1-3 .250 1,938 n/a
9 Chicks With Balls 1-3 .250 1,436 n/a
10 WWJB 1-3 .250 1,408 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 1
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 689
Jason Carpio - 621
Ken Wilson - 586
Dennis Laube - 548
David Codding - 537
Angela Bradford - 481
Freda Schroeder - 475
Sarah Sauer - 402
Janelle Lamar - 400
Andrea Caudillo - 383
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Cory Chorpenning - 689
Jason Carpio - 621
Ken Wilson - 598
Dennis Laube - 591
David Codding - 587
Angela Bradford - 577
Freda Schroeder - 575
Janelle Lamar - 560
Sarah Sauer - 560 (t)
Andrea Caudillo - 558
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 289
Jason Carpio - 233
Dennis Laube - 214
Rob Kaszuba - 209
Ken Wilson - 204
Freda Schroeder - 184
Andrea Caudillo - 171
Angela Bradford - 167
Sarah Sauer - 150
Janelle Lamar - 148
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Cory Chorpenning - 289
Rob Kaszuba - 236
Jason Carpio - 233
Dennis Laube - 228
Aubrey Moren - 227
Andrea Caudillo - 229
Freda Schroeder - 217
Sarah Sauer - 202
Janelle Lamar - 201
Brandi Spiva - 201 (t)
Amber Kollman - 199
Angela Bradford - 199 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Cory Chorpenning - 60
Rob Kaszuba - 43
Adam Messner - 36
Aubrey Moren - 34
Dennis Laube - 32
Andrea Caudillo - 44
Freda Schroeder - 26
Amber Kollman - 19
Brandi Spiva - 17
Sarah Sauer - 16

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