The Fall 2008 season draws to a close, with Chico's Bail Bonds officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (169) and series (501) for the women, while Kendall Kukowski earned this week's high game (236) and series (587) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Chico's Bail Bonds sparred with Ain't No Sh!t. Demonstrating the prowess of Ken M. Wilson with his below-average 506 series, Chico's collected 3 wins against Ain't No Sh!t. As for the opposition, Kendall Kukowski laid down the law in Ain't No Sh!t with his 587 despite his team notching only a single win. Chico's Bail Bonds end the season in 1st place, while Ain't No Sh!t cross the finish line in 2nd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Dios Mios kept stealing sips of beer from Bowl Movement. Despite being led by Bill Krejci with his 539 series, Dios Mios accomplished only 1 win against Bowl Movement. Across the ball return, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Carter Collins shined in Bowl Movement with his dramatic 532 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Dios Mios complete in 3rd place, while Bowl Movement wind up in 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bad Newz Kennels had a rendezvous with Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty. In spite of top-billing by Freda Schroeder with her 501 series, the Kennels accomplished only 1 win against Spare The Rod. Concurrently, Will Jeter showed off in Spare The Rod with his 473 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bad Newz Kennels drop 1 spot in the standings to close out in 6th place, while Spare The Rod moves 1 spot to come out in 5th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Is This Billable? alternated between bowling and dry humping Dave and the Wingers. Regardless of the star power of Ryan Doll with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 392 series, Is This Billable? got swept by the Wingers. . With the Wingers forfeiting, all Is This Billable? needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. Is This Billable? end in 7th place, while the Wingers go home with 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Livin' On A Spare accepted a challenge by WWJB. Blessed by Ben Lee with his above-average 359 series, Livin' On A Spare collected 3 wins against WWJB. . With WWJB forfeiting, all Livin' On A Spare needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. Livin' On A Spare 9th place, while WWJB 10th.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (221), Cory Chorpenning (203), and Kendall Kukowski (236)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Aubrey Moren (Division 2), with landing in second place. Aubrey will pocket the nice first-place pot, while will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Carter Collins Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Carter Collins Runner Up: Chris Lewis	#1 H2H BOWLER Carter Collins Runner Up: Amanda Cox Jeter
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Well, at least Collins will spend less time in the men's room holding up the game." Travis Kleiner, on the death of Betty Page.