The fourth week of Fall 2008 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (185) and series (496) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (243) and series (581) for the men. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Dave and the Wingers had a rendezvous with Bad Newz Kennels. In spite of the prowess of Rob Kaszuba with his 417 series, the Wingers accomplished only 1 win against the Kennels. As for the opposition, Freda Schroeder guided the Kennels with her above-average 496 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Dave and the Wingers remains in 8th place, while the Kennels jump 2 spots to 4th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Livin' On A Spare spent a romantic evening with Chico's Bail Bonds. Despite the strength of Tom Finley with his above-average 398 series, Livin' On A Spare accomplished only 1 win against Chico's. Across the ball return, Carl Goetz laid down the law in Chico's with his staggering 566 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Livin' On A Spare remains in 9th place, while Chico's move 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty couldn't stop inappropriately groping Is This Billable?. While headlined by Andrea Caudillo with her below-average 369 series, Spare The Rod got swept by Is This Billable?. On the adjacent lane, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Adam Messner called the shots for Is This Billable? with his outstanding 488 as they swept the competition. Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty plummets 3 spots in the standings to 10th place, while Is This Billable? jumps 4 spots to 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: WWJB alternated splits with Dios Mios. Although blessed by AJ Taylor with his above-average 395 series, WWJB got swept by Dios Mios. On the other half of the score sheet, Bill Krejci dominated Dios Mios with his 522 as they swept the competition. WWJB plummets 3 spots in the standings to 7th place, while Dios Mios remain in 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Bowl Movement had some one-on-one time with Ain't No Sh!t. Showcasing Travis Kleiner with his awe-inspiring 493 series, Bowl Movement split the series with Ain't No Sh!t. On the other side, Cory Chorpenning drew the spotlight in Ain't No Sh!t with his 581 as they matched their opponent in wins. Bowl Movement remains in 5th place, while Ain't No Sh!t sinks 1 spot to 3rd.

Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (201), Cory Chorpenning (243), Duncan Ferber (211), Kendall Kukowski (219), and Ryan Doll (206)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz routed Division 1, while David Parre rolled his ass to the top of Division 2. Carter Collins walloped Division 3, and Adam Messner crushed Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Carl Goetz governs Division 1; David Parre is in the driver's seat in Division 2; Carter Collins leads Division 3; and Adam Messner reigns over Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 5th-place Bowl Movement (hcp 59) will spend some quality time with 6th-place Is This Billable?. Bowl Movement is expected to perform well, but split the series with Is This Billable?; while Is This Billable? is forecast to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 1st-place Dios Mios (hcp 132) will challenge 3rd-place Ain't No Sh!t. Dios Mios might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Ain't No Sh!t ought to see their team average take a dive while they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 7th-place WWJB (hcp 129) will test their mettle against 2nd-place Chico's Bail Bonds. WWJB will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Chico's will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 10th-place Spare The Rod, Split The Kitty (hcp 56) will socialize with 4th-place Bad Newz Kennels. Spare The Rod might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Kennels ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place Livin' On A Spare (hcp 17) will compete against 8th-place Dave and the Wingers. Livin' On A Spare is predicted to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Wingers are anticipated to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Adam Messner Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Adam Messner Runner Up: Travis Kleiner	#1 H2H BOWLER Adam Messner Runner Up: Carl Goetz
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Oh, that's Sara's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture." Patty Morrisey, describing Lefty John Boren to one of the rookies.