The Spring 2008 season draws to a close, with Bad Newz Kennels officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (202) and series (550) for the women, while Duncan Ferber earned this week's high game (234) and series (604) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Bad Newz Kennels took turns kicking the ball return with You Don't Know Sh!t. Showcasing #1 Power-Ranked Aubrey Moren and his astonishing 562 series, with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Jason Garcia, the Kennels collected 3 wins against Don't Know Sh!t. On the flipside, Duncan Ferber showed off in Don't Know Sh!t with his above-average 604 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels end in 1st place, while Don't Know Sh!t sinks 1 spot to cross the finish line in 3rd.

On lanes 21 & 22: 3 Dudes and a Doll hung out with ?. Highlighting the skills of Chris Rigdon with his 542 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Jason Garcia, 3 Dudes and a Doll collected 3 wins against ?. Countering this, John Coleman shined in ? with his above-average 549 despite his team notching only a single win. 3 Dudes and a Doll leaps 1 spot in the standings to finish in 2nd place, while ? go home with 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Ebowla had a delightful time with Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Despite being led by Travis Kleiner with his below-average 410 series, Ebowla accomplished only 1 win against Dr. Strangelanes. On the adjacent lane, Seth Gunderson guided Dr. Strangelanes with his 508 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Ebowla close out in 5th place, while Dr. Strangelanes end up with 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: It's Britney, Bitch spent a romantic evening with Sofa King Good. Headlined by Jeff Unseld with his below-average 376 series, Britney split the series with Sofa King. On the other half of the score sheet, Don Glasscock commanded Sofa King with his below-average 578 as they matched their opponent in wins. It's Britney, Bitch complete in 7th place, while Sofa King come out in 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Dios Mios couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Split Happens. With Dios Mios forfeiting, all Split Happens needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. . But Split Happens also forfeited, making this entire matchup a waste of time to have written about. Dios Mios 9th place, while Split Happens 10th.

Bowlers getting the VIP treatment in The 200 Club include: Aubrey Moren (213), Cory Chorpenning (209,214), Don Glasscock (201,222), Duncan Ferber (234), Freda Schroeder (202), John Coleman (206), and John Richardson (211)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Aubrey Moren (Division 4), with John Richardson (Division 3) landing in second place. Aubrey will pocket the nice first-place pot, while John will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Jason Garcia Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Aubrey Moren Runner Up: Freda Schroeder	#1 H2H BOWLER Freda Schroeder Runner Up: Aubrey Moren
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Can I get a government bailout for my bowling fees?" Sarah Buchanan, preachin' it.