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Spring 2008, Week 14

Posted by BowlingBot April 22, 2008 Spring 2008, Week 14 View Score Sheets

Spring 2008 Week 14 Robo-RecapThe fourteenth week of Spring 2008 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (194) and series (542) for the women. As for the men, Chris Rigdon and Travis Kleiner both tied for this week's high game with a 214, and high series was earned by Cory Chorpenning with a 568. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: You Don't Know Sh!t couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of It's Britney, Bitch. In spite of the prowess of Cory Chorpenning with his below-average 568 series, Don't Know Sh!t accomplished only 1 win against Britney. Conversely, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Jeff Unseld called the shots for Britney with his exceptional 529 as his team took the series with 3 wins. You Don't Know Sh!t remains in 2nd place, while Britney remains in 9th.

An irritated Kody waits for Russell to bowl.On lanes 21 & 22: Sofa King Good shared a platter of cheese sticks with ?. Despite the strength of Angela Bradford with her above-average 542 series, Sofa King accomplished only 1 win against ?. As for the opposition, John Coleman took the lead in ? with his above-average 540 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Joel Teply) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Sofa King Good drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while ? remains in 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Ebowla spent a romantic evening with Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Showcasing Travis Kleiner with his amazing 531 series, Ebowla collected 3 wins against Dr. Strangelanes. On the adjacent lane, Nik Domann showed off in Dr. Strangelanes with his 469 despite his team notching only a single win. Ebowla leaps 2 spots in the standings to 6th place, while Dr. Strangelanes remain in 5th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Split Happens kept grabbing the balls of Dios Mios. Highlighting the skills of Ben Carmean with his above-average 448 series, Split Happens collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. . With Dios Mios forfeiting, all Split Happens needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. Split Happens remains in 10th place, while Dios Mios sink 1 spot to 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: 3 Dudes and a Doll entered a showdown to the death with Bad Newz Kennels. Blessed by Chris Rigdon with his above-average 551 series, 3 Dudes and a Doll split the series with the Kennels. In the meantime, Dennis Laube reigned supreme in the Kennels with his above-average 558 as they matched their opponent in wins. 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 3rd place, while the Kennels remain in 1st.

Bowlers slipping under the velvet rope in front of The 200 Club include: Chris Rigdon (214), Jeff Unseld (204), Ryan Doll (201), and Travis Kleiner (214)


New personal high games were set tonight by Travis Kleiner (214, previous best 211) and Tom Finley (188, previous best 172). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Travis Kleiner (531, previous best 497) and Amy Goodnow (374, previous best 363).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 1 as it was a complete embarassment, while John Coleman got the better of Division 2. Chris Rigdon triumphed over his enemies in Division 3, and Jeff Unseld routed Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Don Glasscock calls the shots for Division 1; Dennis Laube holds the reins in Division 2; Chris Rigdon leads Division 3; and Shaun Crockett dominates Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 8th-place Sofa King Good will test their mettle against 3rd-place 3 Dudes and a Doll (hcp 46). Sofa King is expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while 3 Dudes and a Doll is forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 5th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt will match wits with 9th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 115). Dr. Strangelanes might perform well and win the series; while Britney ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 24) will chill with 4th-place ?. Split Happens will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while ? will probably raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place You Don't Know Sh!t will socialize with 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels (hcp 72). Don't Know Sh!t might roll a little low, but split the series with the Kennels; while the Kennels ought to raise their average while they keep the series tied.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 6th-place Ebowla (hcp 20) will chuck some balls with 7th-place Dios Mios. Ebowla is predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Dios Mios are anticipated to drop their average a bit while avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Joel Teply
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Jeff Unseld
Runner Up:
Travis Kleiner

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Jeff Unseld
Runner Up:
Dennis Laube

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Man, you can't swing that thing around and not expect me to want some!"

Ryan Doll, to Ryan Simonet, on the slice of pizza Ryan was wielding.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Bad Newz Kennels 38-18 .679 27,082 n/a
2 You Don't Know Sh!t 36-20 .643 30,867 n/a
3 3 Dudes and a Doll 33-23 .589 25,790 n/a
4 ? 31-25 .554 23,396 n/a
5 Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... 26-30 .464 25,706 n/a
6 Ebowla 25-31 .446 22,460 +2
7 Dios Mios 23.5-32.5 .420 22,183 -1
8 Sofa King Good 23-33 .411 28,500 -1
9 It's Britney, Bitch 21.5-34.5 .384 20,097 n/a
10 Split Happens 19-37 .339 18,872 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 14
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 568
Dennis Laube - 558
Chris Rigdon - 551
John Coleman - 540
Travis Kleiner - 531
Angela Bradford - 542
Freda Schroeder - 446
Jennifer Seefeldt - 410
Amy Goodnow - 374
Sarah Buchanan - 370
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Jeff Unseld - 701
Travis Kleiner - 646
Dennis Laube - 632
Tom Finley - 627
Chris Rigdon - 620
Angela Bradford - 621
Amy Goodnow - 606
Sarah Buchanan - 574
Freda Schroeder - 532
Jennifer Seefeldt - 527
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Travis Kleiner - 214
Chris Rigdon - 214 (t)
Jeff Unseld - 204
Ryan Doll - 201
Dennis Laube - 199
Cory Chorpenning - 196
Angela Bradford - 194
Freda Schroeder - 193
Sarah Buchanan - 145
Jennifer Seefeldt - 145 (t)
Amy Goodnow - 132
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Jeff Unseld - 261
Tom Finley - 255
Travis Kleiner - 252
Chris Rigdon - 237
Ryan Schooley - 228
Freda Schroeder - 221
Angela Bradford - 220
Sarah Buchanan - 213
Amy Goodnow - 209
Jennifer Seefeldt - 184
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Jeff Unseld - 76
Tom Finley - 72
Travis Kleiner - 62
Chris Rigdon - 43
Ryan Schooley - 40
Sarah Buchanan - 30
Amy Goodnow - 29
Freda Schroeder - 29 (t)
Angela Bradford - 27


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