We are now halfway through the Spring 2008 season, so time is running out for those teams who want a shot at the championship to position themselves. The eighth week saw three teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (224) and series (535) for the women, while John Coleman earned this week's high game (217) and series (599) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: You Don't Know Sh!t hung out with Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Though featuring Cory Chorpenning with his below-average 539 series, Don't Know Sh!t accomplished only 1 win against Dr. Strangelanes. While that was going down, Shaun Crockett ruled Dr. Strangelanes with his above-average 473 as his team took the series with 3 wins. You Don't Know Sh!t remains in 3rd place, while Dr. Strangelanes remain in 5th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Bad Newz Kennels waged a heated competition against Ebowla. Led by Freda Schroeder with her above-average 535 series, the Kennels collected 3 wins against Ebowla. In the meantime, Chris Lewis reigned supreme in Ebowla with his 426 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels leap 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while Ebowla plunges 2 spots to 8th.
On lanes 23 & 24: 3 Dudes and a Doll kept grabbing the balls of ?. While headlined by Chris Rigdon with his below-average 469 series, 3 Dudes and a Doll got swept by ?. On the other half of the score sheet, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) John Coleman drew the spotlight in ? with his fantastic 599 as they swept the competition. 3 Dudes and a Doll drops 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while ? moves 1 spot to 7th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Sofa King Good chucked gutter balls with Dios Mios. In spite of the prowess of Don Glasscock with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 550 series, Sofa King got swept by Dios Mios. Simultaneously, Bill Krejci guided Dios Mios with his 533 as they swept the competition. Sofa King Good remains in 4th place, while Dios Mios move 1 spot to 6th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Split Happens kept stealing sips of beer from It's Britney, Bitch. Showcasing James Long with his 512 series, Split Happens collected 3 wins against Britney. On the adjacent lane, Jeff Unseld shined in Britney with his above-average 405 despite his team notching only a single win. Split Happens remains in 10th place, while Britney remains in 9th.
Bowlers sneaking into The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (204), Bill Krejci (210), Cory Chorpenning (213), Don Glasscock (208), Freda Schroeder (224), John Coleman (217), and Seth Gunderson (202)

Adding to the excitement, the 224 rolled by Freda Schroeder is this season's new high game among women.
The 224 rolled by Freda Schroeder is the new 8th-best women's game in league history!
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Bill Krejci dominated Division 1, while John Coleman vanquished Division 2. Kris Hiestand triumphed over his enemies in Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though John Keck came closest). And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Don Glasscock leads Division 1; Dennis Laube governs Division 2; John Richardson dominates Division 3; and Aubrey Moren runs the show in Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels will tussle with 7th-place ? (hcp 84). The Kennels are expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while ? is forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 4th-place Sofa King Good will challenge 9th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 192). Sofa King might roll a little low, yet still manage to sweep the series; while Britney ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt will throw some gutter balls with 6th-place Dios Mios (hcp 50). Dr. Strangelanes will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Dios Mios will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 8th-place Ebowla will spend some quality time with 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 12). Ebowla might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 3rd-place You Don't Know Sh!t will roll against 2nd-place 3 Dudes and a Doll (hcp 93). Don't Know Sh!t is predicted to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while 3 Dudes and a Doll is anticipated to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | Bad Newz Kennels | 22-10 | .688 | 15,555 | +1 |
2 | 3 Dudes and a Doll | 21-11 | .656 | 14,693 | -1 |
3 | You Don't Know Sh!t | 18-14 | .563 | 17,727 | n/a |
4 | Sofa King Good | 16-16 | .500 | 16,746 | n/a |
5 | Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... | 16-16 | .500 | 14,898 | n/a |
6 | Dios Mios | 16-16 | .500 | 13,676 | +1 |
7 | ? | 16-16 | .500 | 13,053 | +1 |
8 | Ebowla | 14-18 | .438 | 12,829 | -2 |
9 | It's Britney, Bitch | 11-21 | .344 | 11,376 | n/a |
10 | Split Happens | 10-22 | .313 | 12,629 | n/a |