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Spring 2008, Week 10

Posted by BowlingBot On March - 25 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2008 Week 10 Robo-RecapThe Spring 2008 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The tenth week saw three teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Angela Bradford landed this week's high game for the women with a 204, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 528. As for the men, Kendall Kukowski snagged this week's high game with a 217, and high series was earned by John Coleman with a 588. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Bad Newz Kennels matched wits with 3 Dudes and a Doll. Demonstrating the prowess of Freda Schroeder with her above-average 528 series, the Kennels collected 3 wins against 3 Dudes and a Doll. Conversely, Chris Rigdon ruled 3 Dudes and a Doll with his below-average 484 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels remains in 1st place, while 3 Dudes and a Doll sinks 1 spot to 3rd.

week10On lanes 21 & 22: You Don't Know Sh!t couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Dios Mios. Showcasing Cory Chorpenning with his below-average 572 series, Don't Know Sh!t collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. While that was going down, Bill Krejci oversaw Dios Mios with his below-average 505 despite his team notching only a single win. You Don't Know Sh!t leaps 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Dios Mios remain in 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Sofa King Good faced off against ?. In spite of top-billing by Angela Bradford with her 489 series, Sofa King got swept by ?. Simultaneously, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head John Coleman commanded ? with his above-average 588 as they swept the competition. Sofa King Good plummets 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while ? moves 1 spot to 5th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt shared a few beers with Ebowla. Topped by Seth Gunderson with his below-average 467 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Shaun Crockett, Dr. Strangelanes split the series with Ebowla. As for the opposition, Travis Kleiner guided Ebowla with his 471 as they matched their opponent in wins. Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt leaps 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Ebowla remains in 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: It's Britney, Bitch had a rendezvous with Split Happens. Though reinforced by Jeff Unseld with his above-average 401 series, Britney accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. Countering this, Ryan Simonet called the shots for Split Happens with his above-average 478 as his team took the series with 3 wins. It's Britney, Bitch remains in 9th place, while Split Happens remain in 10th.

Bowlers getting the VIP treatment in The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (204), Cory Chorpenning (211), and Kendall Kukowski (217)


A new personal high game was set tonight by Ben Carmean (188, previous best 177).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Kendall Kukowski came closest), while John Coleman claimed victory in Division 2. Kris Hiestand made quick work of Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Ben Carmean came closest). Finally, Rob Kaszuba (Division 4) dominated this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Kendall Kukowski calls the shots for Division 1; Dennis Laube governs Division 2; Kris Hiestand dominates Division 3; and Aubrey Moren holds the reins in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 4th-place Dios Mios (hcp 129) will compete against 2nd-place You Don't Know Sh!t. Dios Mios are expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Don't Know Sh!t is forecast to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 5th-place ? (hcp 58) will share a couple of pitchers with 6th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. ? might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Dr. Strangelanes ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 7th-place Sofa King Good will test their mettle against 8th-place Ebowla (hcp 121). Sofa King will likely have a bit of an off night, yet still manage to win the series; while Ebowla will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 3rd-place 3 Dudes and a Doll will hang out with 9th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 128). 3 Dudes and a Doll might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Britney ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels will match wits with 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 96). The Kennels are predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Split Happens are anticipated to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Shaun Crockett
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


John Coleman
Runner Up:
Kendall Kukowski

  #1 H2H BOWLER


John Coleman
Runner Up:
Kendall Kukowski

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?"

Kendall Kukowski, failing to recognize the other team's anchor.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Bad Newz Kennels 28-12 .700 19,331 n/a
2 You Don't Know Sh!t 24-16 .600 22,027 +1
3 3 Dudes and a Doll 23-17 .575 18,435 -1
4 Dios Mios 21-19 .525 17,124 n/a
5 ? 21-19 .525 16,387 +1
6 Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... 18-22 .450 18,456 +1
7 Sofa King Good 17-23 .425 20,592 -2
8 Ebowla 17-23 .425 15,886 n/a
9 It's Britney, Bitch 15-25 .375 14,188 n/a
10 Split Happens 13-27 .325 14,247 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 10
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
John Coleman - 588
Cory Chorpenning - 572
Kendall Kukowski - 567
Bill Krejci - 505
Dennis Laube - 496
Freda Schroeder - 528
Angela Bradford - 489
Jennifer Seefeldt - 429
Sarah Buchanan - 365
Sabrina Gray - 355
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
John Coleman - 657
Kendall Kukowski - 639
Joel Teply - 616
Ryan Simonet - 612
Rob Kaszuba - 612 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 612
Sarah Buchanan - 581
Amy Goodnow - 565
Angela Bradford - 561
Sabrina Gray - 556
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Kendall Kukowski - 217
Cory Chorpenning - 211
John Coleman - 199
Jason Garcia - 191
Dennis Laube - 191 (t)
Chris Rigdon - 188
Ben Carmean - 188 (t)
Angela Bradford - 204
Freda Schroeder - 196
Jennifer Seefeldt - 145
Sabrina Gray - 133
Sarah Buchanan - 132
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Jason Garcia - 249
Ben Carmean - 242
Kendall Kukowski - 241
Joel Teply - 227
Ryan Simonet - 223
Angela Bradford - 228
Freda Schroeder - 224
Sarah Buchanan - 204
Sabrina Gray - 200
Amy Goodnow - 190
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Jason Garcia - 64
Ben Carmean - 56
Kendall Kukowski - 47
Joel Teply - 44
Ryan Simonet - 35
Angela Bradford - 34
Freda Schroeder - 31
Sarah Buchanan - 22
Sabrina Gray - 17
Amy Goodnow - 10

Spring 2008, Week 9

Posted by BowlingBot On March - 18 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2008 Week 9 Robo-RecapBy now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Spring 2008 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The ninth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (165) and series (471) for the women. As for the men, Don Glasscock snagged this week's high game with a 266, and high series was earned by Cory Chorpenning with a 629. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Bad Newz Kennels waged a heated competition against ?. Blessed by Dennis Laube with his above-average 545 series, the Kennels collected 3 wins against ?. While that was going down, John Coleman commanded ? with his below-average 490 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels remains in 1st place, while ? moves 1 spot to 6th.

This was done rather often this week by people we wouldn't normally expect.On lanes 21 & 22: Sofa King Good alternated between bowling and dry humping It's Britney, Bitch. Regardless of the star power of Don Glasscock with his 628 series, Sofa King accomplished only 1 win against Britney. Across the ball return, Sabrina Gray dominated Britney with her 358 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Sofa King Good drops 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Britney remains in 9th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt matched wits with Dios Mios. Despite the strength of Nik Domann with his above-average 502 series, Dr. Strangelanes got swept by Dios Mios. In the midst of this, Bill Krejci oversaw Dios Mios with his 546 (benefitted greatly by real star — trifecta-winner #1 Power-Ranked, #1 Head-to-Head, and Most Valuable Bowler Kris Hiestand) as they swept the competition. Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt plummets 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while Dios Mios jump 2 spots to 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla chucked gutter balls with Split Happens. Even though highlighted by the skills of Brian Henderson, Travis Kleiner with their 402 series, Ebowla accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. . With Split Happens forfeiting, all Ebowla needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. Ebowla remains in 8th place, while Split Happens remain in 10th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: You Don't Know Sh!t took turns kicking the ball return with 3 Dudes and a Doll. Headlined by Cory Chorpenning with his 629 series, Don't Know Sh!t collected 3 wins against 3 Dudes and a Doll. On the other side, Chris Rigdon showed off in 3 Dudes and a Doll with his marvelous 587 despite his team notching only a single win. You Don't Know Sh!t remains in 3rd place, while 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 2nd.

Bowlers slipping under the velvet rope in front of The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (207), Chris Rigdon (253), Cory Chorpenning (215,238), Dennis Laube (211), Don Glasscock (214,266), Duncan Ferber (201,226), Kris Hiestand (227), and Ryan Doll (214)


A new personal high game was set tonight by Kris Hiestand (227, previous best 223).

The 266 rolled by Don Glasscock is tied for the 8th-best game in league history!


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Kendall Kukowski routed Division 1, while Dennis Laube trounced Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Chris Lewis came closest), and Sabrina Gray vanquished Division 4. Finally, Kris Hiestand (Division 3) creamed this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Kendall Kukowski is in the driver's seat in Division 1; Dennis Laube leads Division 2; Kris Hiestand calls the shots for Division 3; and Aubrey Moren governs Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels will chuck some balls with 2nd-place 3 Dudes and a Doll. The Kennels are expected to perform weakly, but split the series with 3 Dudes and a Doll; while 3 Dudes and a Doll is forecast to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place You Don't Know Sh!t will chill with 4th-place Dios Mios (hcp 132). Don't Know Sh!t might roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Dios Mios ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Sofa King Good will socialize with 6th-place ?. Sofa King will likely watch their averages take a plunge, but split the series with ?; while ? will probably see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt will challenge 8th-place Ebowla. Dr. Strangelanes might drop their averages like a brick, but split the series with Ebowla; while Ebowla ought to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 9th-place It's Britney, Bitch will test their mettle against 10th-place Split Happens. Britney is predicted to have the bottom drop out of their averages, but split the series with Split Happens; while Split Happens are anticipated to see their team average take a dive while they keep the series tied.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Kris Hiestand
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Kris Hiestand
Runner Up:
Chris Rigdon

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Kris Hiestand
Runner Up:
Cory Chorpenning

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I had Finley's cheese stick halfway in my mouth before I realized what I was doing."

John Keck, accidentally eating from Tom's plate. Suuuuuurrrrrrrre.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Bad Newz Kennels 25-11 .694 17,401 n/a
2 3 Dudes and a Doll 22-14 .611 16,599 n/a
3 You Don't Know Sh!t 21-15 .583 19,948 n/a
4 Dios Mios 20-16 .556 15,463 +2
5 Sofa King Good 17-19 .472 18,657 -1
6 ? 17-19 .472 14,626 +1
7 Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... 16-20 .444 16,668 -2
8 Ebowla 15-21 .417 14,298 n/a
9 It's Britney, Bitch 14-22 .389 12,734 n/a
10 Split Happens 10-26 .278 12,593 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 9
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 629
Don Glasscock - 628
Chris Rigdon - 587
Duncan Ferber - 575
Bill Krejci - 546
Freda Schroeder - 471
Angela Bradford - 469
Sabrina Gray - 358
Sarah Buchanan - 324
Amy Goodnow - 301
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Kris Hiestand - 691
Chris Rigdon - 661
Cory Chorpenning - 629
Don Glasscock - 628
Dennis Laube - 624
Sabrina Gray - 562
Freda Schroeder - 552
Sarah Buchanan - 537
Angela Bradford - 536
Amy Goodnow - 531
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 266
Chris Rigdon - 253
Cory Chorpenning - 238
Kris Hiestand - 227
Duncan Ferber - 226
Freda Schroeder - 165
Angela Bradford - 164
Sabrina Gray - 133
Sarah Buchanan - 125
Amy Goodnow - 117
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Chris Rigdon - 277
Kris Hiestand - 277 (t)
Don Glasscock - 266
Cory Chorpenning - 238
Dennis Laube - 237
Sabrina Gray - 201
Sarah Buchanan - 196
Amy Goodnow - 193
Freda Schroeder - 192
Angela Bradford - 186
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Kris Hiestand - 90
Chris Rigdon - 84
Martin Coady - 50
Don Glasscock - 46
Dennis Laube - 44
Brian Henderson - 44 (t)
Sabrina Gray - 18
Sarah Buchanan - 14
Amy Goodnow - 13

Spring 2008, Week 8

Posted by BowlingBot On March - 11 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2008 Week 8 Robo-RecapWe are now halfway through the Spring 2008 season, so time is running out for those teams who want a shot at the championship to position themselves. The eighth week saw three teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (224) and series (535) for the women, while John Coleman earned this week's high game (217) and series (599) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: You Don't Know Sh!t alternated between bowling and dry humping Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Though featuring Cory Chorpenning with his below-average 539 series, Don't Know Sh!t accomplished only 1 win against Dr. Strangelanes. As for the opposition, Shaun Crockett laid down the law in Dr. Strangelanes with his above-average 473 as his team took the series with 3 wins. You Don't Know Sh!t remains in 3rd place, while Dr. Strangelanes remain in 5th.

week8On lanes 21 & 22: Bad Newz Kennels deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Ebowla. Reinforced by Freda Schroeder with her above-average 535 series, the Kennels collected 3 wins against Ebowla. Across the ball return, Chris Lewis called the shots for Ebowla with his 426 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels leap 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while Ebowla plunges 2 spots to 8th.

On lanes 23 & 24: 3 Dudes and a Doll celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with ?. Although topped by Chris Rigdon with his below-average 469 series, 3 Dudes and a Doll got swept by ?. On the other half of the score sheet, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) John Coleman mastered ? with his staggering 599 as they swept the competition. 3 Dudes and a Doll drops 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while ? moves 1 spot to 7th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Sofa King Good kept stealing sips of beer from Dios Mios. In spite of the prowess of Don Glasscock with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 550 series, Sofa King got swept by Dios Mios. Countering this, Bill Krejci guided Dios Mios with his 533 as they swept the competition. Sofa King Good remains in 4th place, while Dios Mios move 1 spot to 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Split Happens alternated splits with It's Britney, Bitch. With top billing by James Long with his 512 series, Split Happens collected 3 wins against Britney. Concurrently, Jeff Unseld drew the spotlight in Britney with his above-average 405 despite his team notching only a single win. Split Happens remains in 10th place, while Britney remains in 9th.

Bowlers sneaking into The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (204), Bill Krejci (210), Cory Chorpenning (213), Don Glasscock (208), Freda Schroeder (224), John Coleman (217), and Seth Gunderson (202)


A new personal high game was set tonight by Freda Schroeder (224, previous best 222). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Shaun Crockett (473, previous best 461).

Adding to the excitement, the 224 rolled by Freda Schroeder is this season's new high game among women.

The 224 rolled by Freda Schroeder is the new 8th-best women's game in league history!


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Bill Krejci creamed Division 1, while John Coleman made quick work of Division 2. Kris Hiestand swept Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though John Keck came closest). And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Don Glasscock runs the show in Division 1; Dennis Laube holds the reins in Division 2; John Richardson leads Division 3; and Aubrey Moren dominates Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels will spend some quality time with 7th-place ? (hcp 84). The Kennels are expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while ? is forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 4th-place Sofa King Good will chuck some balls with 9th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 192). Sofa King might roll a little low, yet still manage to sweep the series; while Britney ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt will meet with 6th-place Dios Mios (hcp 50). Dr. Strangelanes will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Dios Mios will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 8th-place Ebowla will battle 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 12). Ebowla might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 3rd-place You Don't Know Sh!t will match wits with 2nd-place 3 Dudes and a Doll (hcp 93). Don't Know Sh!t is predicted to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while 3 Dudes and a Doll is anticipated to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


John Coleman
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


John Coleman
Runner Up:
Kris Hiestand

  #1 H2H BOWLER


John Coleman
Runner Up:
Kris Hiestand

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I tried to ignore it, but my gaze was constantly drawn to Martin's dead wood."

Nik Domann, wishing someone would come get it off. (The lane.)

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Bad Newz Kennels 22-10 .688 15,555 +1
2 3 Dudes and a Doll 21-11 .656 14,693 -1
3 You Don't Know Sh!t 18-14 .563 17,727 n/a
4 Sofa King Good 16-16 .500 16,746 n/a
5 Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... 16-16 .500 14,898 n/a
6 Dios Mios 16-16 .500 13,676 +1
7 ? 16-16 .500 13,053 +1
8 Ebowla 14-18 .438 12,829 -2
9 It's Britney, Bitch 11-21 .344 11,376 n/a
10 Split Happens 10-22 .313 12,629 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 8
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
John Coleman - 599
Don Glasscock - 550
Cory Chorpenning - 539
Bill Krejci - 533
James Long - 512
Freda Schroeder - 535
Angela Bradford - 506
Jennifer Seefeldt - 420
Amy Goodnow - 351
Sabrina Gray - 336
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
John Coleman - 678
Kris Hiestand - 628
Shaun Crockett - 619
Joel Teply - 604
Rob Kaszuba - 600
Freda Schroeder - 621
Amy Goodnow - 588
Angela Bradford - 573
Sabrina Gray - 537
Jennifer Seefeldt - 528
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
John Coleman - 217
Cory Chorpenning - 213
Bill Krejci - 210
Don Glasscock - 208
Seth Gunderson - 202
Freda Schroeder - 224
Angela Bradford - 204
Jennifer Seefeldt - 154
Amy Goodnow - 125
Sabrina Gray - 114
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Rob Kaszuba - 248
John Coleman - 243
Chris Lewis - 236
Shaun Crockett - 230
Jeff Geheb - 229
Freda Schroeder - 252
Angela Bradford - 226
Amy Goodnow - 204
Jennifer Seefeldt - 190
Sabrina Gray - 181
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Rob Kaszuba - 61
John Coleman - 50
Chris Lewis - 49
Jeff Geheb - 45
Shaun Crockett - 43
Joel Teply - 43 (t)
Freda Schroeder - 60
Angela Bradford - 32
Amy Goodnow - 24

Spring 2008, Week 7

Posted by BowlingBot On March - 4 - 2008ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2008 Week 7 Robo-RecapThe seventh week of Spring 2008 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (181) and series (497) for the women. As for the men, Phil Schroeder snagged this week's high game with a 245, and high series was earned by Don Glasscock with a 673. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: 3 Dudes and a Doll accepted a challenge by Dios Mios. Reinforced by Chris Rigdon with his above-average 542 series, 3 Dudes and a Doll split the series with Dios Mios. On the flipside, Bill Krejci ruled Dios Mios with his below-average 524 as they matched their opponent in wins. 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 1st place, while Dios Mios remain in 7th.

week7On lanes 21 & 22: Split Happens kept stealing sips of beer from Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Featuring Ben Carmean, Ryan Schooley with their 435 series, Split Happens collected 3 wins against Dr. Strangelanes. On the other half of the score sheet, Scott Murdock guided Dr. Strangelanes with his 459 despite his team notching only a single win. Split Happens remains in 10th place, while Dr. Strangelanes remain in 5th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Ebowla entered a showdown to the death with It's Britney, Bitch. With top billing by Chris Lewis with his 411 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Tom Finley, Ebowla celebrated a clean sweep over Britney. Meanwhile, Jeff Unseld shined in Britney with his 362 despite his team getting swept. Ebowla leaps 3 spots in the standings to 6th place, while Britney sinks 1 spot to 9th.

On lanes 25 & 26: ? waged a heated competition against You Don't Know Sh!t. In spite of the prowess of Rob Kaszuba with his below-average 381 series, ? got swept by Don't Know Sh!t. Conversely, Cory Chorpenning oversaw Don't Know Sh!t with his 632 as they swept the competition. ? plummets 2 spots in the standings to 8th place, while Don't Know Sh!t moves 1 spot to 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Sofa King Good celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Bad Newz Kennels. While headlined by Don Glasscock with his 673 series, Sofa King got swept by the Kennels. In the meantime, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Phil Schroeder reigned supreme in the Kennels with his phenomenal 622 as they swept the competition. Sofa King Good plummets 2 spots in the standings to 4th place, while the Kennels move 1 spot to 2nd.

Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (209), Chris Rigdon (211), Cory Chorpenning (235,200), David Parre (231), Don Glasscock (235,226,212), Kendall Kukowski (201), Nik Domann (205), and Phil Schroeder (245)


A new personal high game was set tonight by Phil Schroeder (245, previous best 231). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Phil Schroeder (622, previous best 606).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Don Glasscock came closest), while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Scott Murdock came closest). Chris Rigdon rolled his ass to the top of Division 3, and Shaun Crockett conquered Division 4. Finally, Phil Schroeder (Division 2) eradicated this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Don Glasscock tops Division 1; Phil Schroeder leads Division 2; John Richardson runs the show in Division 3; and Aubrey Moren holds the reins in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place You Don't Know Sh!t will socialize with 5th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt (hcp 88). Don't Know Sh!t is expected to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Dr. Strangelanes are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 2nd-place Bad Newz Kennels will share a couple of pitchers with 6th-place Ebowla (hcp 83). The Kennels might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Ebowla ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 1st-place 3 Dudes and a Doll will match wits with 8th-place ? (hcp 73). 3 Dudes and a Doll will likely have a bit of an off night and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while ? will probably raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place Sofa King Good will meet with 7th-place Dios Mios (hcp 116). Sofa King might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Dios Mios ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 10th-place Split Happens will spend some quality time with 9th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 53). Split Happens are predicted to perform well and win the series; while Britney is anticipated to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Tom Finley
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Phil Schroeder
Runner Up:
Don Glasscock

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Phil Schroeder
Runner Up:
Kendall Kukowski

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"So you have no frame of reference here, John. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know..."

John Keck, on bowlers who show up late and want to join the game in progress.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 3 Dudes and a Doll 21-7 .750 13,024 n/a
2 Bad Newz Kennels 19-9 .679 13,631 +1
3 You Don't Know Sh!t 17-11 .607 15,727 +1
4 Sofa King Good 16-12 .571 14,863 -2
5 Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... 13-15 .464 13,119 n/a
6 Ebowla 13-15 .464 11,312 +3
7 Dios Mios 12-16 .429 11,901 n/a
8 ? 12-16 .429 11,274 -2
9 It's Britney, Bitch 10-18 .357 9,974 -1
10 Split Happens 7-21 .250 10,974 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 7
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 673
Cory Chorpenning - 632
Phil Schroeder - 622
David Parre - 558
Kendall Kukowski - 550
Angela Bradford - 497
Freda Schroeder - 491
Jennifer Seefeldt - 440
Cindy Palmer - 370
Sabrina Gray - 361
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Phil Schroeder - 710
Don Glasscock - 673
Cory Chorpenning - 632
Kendall Kukowski - 622
Aubrey Moren - 620
David Parre - 620 (t)
Cindy Palmer - 598
Freda Schroeder - 575
Sabrina Gray - 565
Angela Bradford - 559
Jennifer Seefeldt - 545
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Phil Schroeder - 245
Cory Chorpenning - 235
Don Glasscock - 235 (t)
David Parre - 231
Chris Rigdon - 211
Bill Krejci - 209
Angela Bradford - 181
Freda Schroeder - 170
Jennifer Seefeldt - 165
Cindy Palmer - 131
Sabrina Gray - 130
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Phil Schroeder - 274
David Parre - 251
Chris Rigdon - 235
Cory Chorpenning - 235 (t)
Don Glasscock - 235 (t)
Nik Domann - 233
Kendall Kukowski - 225
Cindy Palmer - 207
Angela Bradford - 201
Jennifer Seefeldt - 200
Sabrina Gray - 198
Freda Schroeder - 198 (t)
Amy Goodnow - 183
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Phil Schroeder - 82
David Parre - 57
Chris Rigdon - 42
Nik Domann - 41
Joel Teply - 34
Cindy Palmer - 26
Sabrina Gray - 15
Jennifer Seefeldt - 9
Angela Bradford - 7
Freda Schroeder - 5

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