The third week of Spring 2008 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (213) and series (572) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (244) and series (662) for the men. And the Tournament of Champions divisions are now set, ready for one-on-one action to begin next week! Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Dios Mios shared a few beers with It's Britney, Bitch. Though featuring Bill Krejci with his below-average 546 series, Dios Mios got swept by Britney. Simultaneously, Most Valuable Bowler Sarah Buchanan dominated Britney with her miraculous 387 as they swept the competition. Dios Mios remains in 9th place, while Britney jumps 2 spots to 6th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Bad Newz Kennels. Though reinforced by Scott Murdock with his 469 series, Dr. Strangelanes got swept by the Kennels. As for the opposition, #1 Power-Ranked Phil Schroeder commanded the Kennels with his phenomenal 556 as they swept the competition. Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt plummets 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while the Kennels remain in 1st.
On lanes 23 & 24: ? had a rendezvous with Ebowla. Starring John Coleman with his above-average 541 series, ? celebrated a clean sweep over Ebowla. On the flipside, Chris Lewis drew the spotlight in Ebowla with his 424 despite his team getting swept. ? leaps 2 spots in the standings to 4th place, while Ebowla remains in 10th.
On lanes 25 & 26: You Don't Know Sh!t faced off against Sofa King Good. Led by #1 Head-to-Head Cory Chorpenning and his above-average 662 series, Don't Know Sh!t collected 3 wins against Sofa King. On the adjacent lane, Don Glasscock ruled Sofa King with his 651 despite his team notching only a single win. You Don't Know Sh!t leaps 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Sofa King plunges 2 spots to 5th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: 3 Dudes and a Doll celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Split Happens. Blessed by Ryan Doll with his below-average 539 series, 3 Dudes and a Doll collected 3 wins against Split Happens. Countering this, Ryan Simonet mastered Split Happens with his below-average 405 despite his team notching only a single win. 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 2nd place, while Split Happens sink 1 spot to 8th.
Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (208,213), Bill Krejci (200), Cory Chorpenning (244,213,205), David Parre (229), Don Glasscock (212,226,213), Duncan Ferber (209,226), John Coleman (201), Phil Schroeder (203), and Ryan Doll (200)
A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Sarah Buchanan (387, previous best 352). Adding to the excitement, the 572 rolled by Angela Bradford is this season's new high series among women.
The 572 rolled by Angela Bradford is the new 7th-best women's series in league history!
The Tournament of Champions begins next week. Here are the final division assignments for this season:
| DIVISION 1 1. Don Glasscock 2. Cory Chorpenning 3. Duncan Ferber 4. Bill Krejci 5. Ryan Doll 6. Seth Gunderson 7. Angela Bradford 8. Kendall Kukowski 9. Freda Schroeder 10. David Parre | DIVISION 2 1. Nik Domann 2. John Coleman 3. Travis Kleiner 4. Dennis Laube 5. Phil Schroeder 6. Scott Murdock 7. Jennifer Seefeldt 8. Chris Rigdon 9. Kris Hiestand 10. Chris Lewis | DIVISION 3 1. Ryan Simonet 2. John Richardson 3. Ryan Schooley 4. John Koehler 5. Rob Kaszuba 6. Jason Garcia 7. Ben Carmean 8. Aubrey Moren 9. Shaun Crockett 10. Sabrina Gray | DIVISION 4 1. John Keck 2. Jeff Unseld 3. Brian Henderson 4. Tom Finley 5. Jeff Geheb 6. Joel Teply 7. Martin Coady 8. Amy Goodnow 9. Sarah Buchanan 10. Cindy Palmer |
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 7th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt will face 10th-place Ebowla (hcp 76). Dr. Strangelanes are expected to roll a little low, but split the series with Ebowla; while Ebowla is forecast to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 6th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 228) will meet with 3rd-place You Don't Know Sh!t. Britney might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Don't Know Sh!t ought to drop their average a bit even as they enjoy their victories.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 9th-place Dios Mios will battle 8th-place Split Happens (hcp 43). Dios Mios will likely have a bit of an off night and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels will compete against 2nd-place 3 Dudes and a Doll (hcp 4). The Kennels might perform well and win the series; while 3 Dudes and a Doll ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 4th-place ? (hcp 125) will hang out with 5th-place Sofa King Good. ? is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Sofa King is anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | Bad Newz Kennels | 11-1 | .917 | 5,630 | n/a |
| 2 | 3 Dudes and a Doll | 10-2 | .833 | 5,456 | n/a |
| 3 | You Don't Know Sh!t | 8-4 | .667 | 6,657 | +1 |
| 4 | ? | 8-4 | .667 | 4,710 | +2 |
| 5 | Sofa King Good | 7-5 | .583 | 6,130 | -2 |
| 6 | It's Britney, Bitch | 6-6 | .500 | 4,178 | +2 |
| 7 | Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... | 4-8 | .333 | 5,521 | -2 |
| 8 | Split Happens | 4-8 | .333 | 4,705 | -1 |
| 9 | Dios Mios | 1-11 | .083 | 5,170 | n/a |
| 10 | Ebowla | 1-11 | .083 | 4,772 | n/a |
