The sixth week of Spring 2008 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Three bowlers set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Jennifer Seefeldt picked up this week's high game (189) and series (510) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (278) and series (770) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: It's Britney, Bitch chucked gutter balls with Bad Newz Kennels. Starring Dave Winger with his above-average 450 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Sarah Buchanan, Britney celebrated a clean sweep over the Kennels. Conversely, Dennis Laube commanded the Kennels with his 512 despite his team getting swept. It's Britney, Bitch remains in 8th place, while the Kennels sink 1 spot to 3rd.
On lanes 21 & 22: Dios Mios kept grabbing the balls of ?. Featuring Bill Krejci with his 581 series, Dios Mios celebrated a clean sweep over ?. Across the ball return, John Coleman laid down the law in ? with his below-average 454 despite his team getting swept. Dios Mios remains in 7th place, while ? sinks 1 spot to 6th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Split Happens couldn't stop inappropriately groping Sofa King Good. In spite of the prowess of Ben Carmean with his awe-inspiring 479 series, Split Happens got swept by Sofa King. Countering this, #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Don Glasscock ruled Sofa King with his commanding 770 as they swept the competition. Split Happens remains in 10th place, while Sofa King jumps 2 spots to 2nd.
On lanes 25 & 26: 3 Dudes and a Doll had some one-on-one time with Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. With top billing by Chris Rigdon with his 518 series, 3 Dudes and a Doll collected 3 wins against Dr. Strangelanes. On the flipside, Seth Gunderson reigned supreme in Dr. Strangelanes with his below-average 519 despite his team notching only a single win. 3 Dudes and a Doll remains in 1st place, while Dr. Strangelanes move 1 spot to 5th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Ebowla waged a heated competition against You Don't Know Sh!t. Headlined by Travis Kleiner with his 476 series, Ebowla celebrated a clean sweep over Don't Know Sh!t. Concurrently, Cory Chorpenning guided Don't Know Sh!t with his below-average 569 despite his team getting swept. Ebowla remains in 9th place, while Don't Know Sh!t sinks 1 spot to 4th.
Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (220,201), Cory Chorpenning (205), Don Glasscock (256,278,236), John Richardson (206), and Seth Gunderson (204)
New personal high games were set tonight by Sarah Buchanan (172, previous best 167) and Don Glasscock (278, previous best 277). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Shaun Crockett (461, previous best 456), Sarah Buchanan (411, previous best 387), and Don Glasscock (770, previous best 711). Don Glasscock nabbed both high game and series for the men this season with his 278 and 770, respectively.
The 278 rolled by Don Glasscock is the new 3rd-best game in league history!
Don Glasscock SET THE NEW ALL-TIME HIGH SERIES WITH His 770! CONGRATULATIONS!
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Don Glasscock trounced Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Travis Kleiner came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Chris Lewis came closest), and Ben Carmean dominated Division 4. Finally, Dennis Laube (Division 2) staked a claim for the Iron Throne in this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, John Richardson (Division 3) staked a claim for the Iron Throne in this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Don Glasscock tops Division 1; David Parre and Dennis Laube call the shots in Division 2 in a tie; John Richardson holds the reins in Division 3; and Aubrey Moren leads Division 4.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place 3 Dudes and a Doll will meet with 7th-place Dios Mios (hcp 56). 3 Dudes and a Doll is expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Dios Mios are forecast to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 10th-place Split Happens (hcp 94) will hang out with 5th-place Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening And Earn The Belt. Split Happens might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Dr. Strangelanes ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 9th-place Ebowla will socialize with 8th-place It's Britney, Bitch (hcp 69). Ebowla will likely roll decently and sweep the series; while Britney will probably raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 6th-place ? (hcp 163) will roll against 4th-place You Don't Know Sh!t. ? might perform well and win the series; while Don't Know Sh!t ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 2nd-place Sofa King Good will battle 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels (hcp 55). Sofa King is predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while the Kennels are anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | 3 Dudes and a Doll | 19-5 | .792 | 11,257 | n/a |
| 2 | Sofa King Good | 16-8 | .667 | 12,791 | +2 |
| 3 | Bad Newz Kennels | 15-9 | .625 | 11,553 | -1 |
| 4 | You Don't Know Sh!t | 13-11 | .542 | 13,408 | -1 |
| 5 | Dr. Strangelanes, Or How I Learned To Stop Opening... | 12-12 | .500 | 11,209 | +1 |
| 6 | ? | 12-12 | .500 | 9,700 | -1 |
| 7 | Dios Mios | 10-14 | .417 | 10,244 | n/a |
| 8 | It's Britney, Bitch | 10-14 | .417 | 8,646 | n/a |
| 9 | Ebowla | 9-15 | .375 | 9,652 | n/a |
| 10 | Split Happens | 4-20 | .167 | 9,340 | n/a |
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