The Fall 2007 season draws to a close, with Sh!t, I Don't Know officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 180, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 470. As for the men, Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (239) and series (683). Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Sh!t, I Don't Know had a rendezvous with Bad Newz Kennels. Highlighting the skills of Cory Chorpenning with his 570 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against the Kennels. Meanwhile, Carl Goetz oversaw the Kennels with his 526 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know finish in 1st place, while the Kennels wind up in 2nd.
On lanes 21 & 22: Seefeldt the Glasscock matched wits with Dios Mios. Demonstrating the prowess of #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Don Glasscock and his 683 series, the Glasscock collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. Concurrently, Bill Krejci showed off in Dios Mios with his below-average 525 despite his team notching only a single win. Seefeldt the Glasscock close out in 3rd place, while Dios Mios end up with 4th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Cannonbelt Run alternated splits with Split Happens. Led by Seth Gunderson with his 495 series, Cannonbelt celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. . With Split Happens forfeiting, all Cannonbelt needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. Cannonbelt Run end the season in 5th place, while Split Happens go home with 6th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla waged a heated competition against The GameCox. Notwithstanding the leadership of Travis Kleiner with his 415 series, Ebowla got swept by the GameCox. Across the ball return, Jason Carpio commanded the GameCox with his 485 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Janelle Laube) as they swept the competition. Ebowla plummets 2 spots in the standings to complete in 9th place, while the GameCox jumps 2 spots to cross the finish line in 7th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Your Mom kept stealing sips of beer from Seriously Handicapped. With the strength of Ryan Doll with his 560 series, Your Mom collected 3 wins against the Handicapped. On the flipside, Tyler Hilker guided the Handicapped with his 528 despite his team notching only a single win. Your Mom 8th place, while the Handicapped 10th.
Bowlers getting the VIP treatment in The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (206), David Parre (219), and Don Glasscock (228,216,239)
After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Tyler Hilker (Division 2),
with Cory Chorpenning (Division 1) landing in second place. Tyler will pocket the nice first-place pot,
while Cory will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!
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#1 POWER BOWLER
 Don Glasscock Runner Up: Janelle Lamar
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#1 H2H BOWLER
 Don Glasscock Runner Up: Ryan Doll
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Sabrina is quite the hooker."
Amanda Cox Jeter, on the curvature of Sabrina's roll.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. |
Team name |
Record |
Percent |
Total Pins |
Change |
1 |
Sh!t, I Don't Know |
42-22 |
.656 |
33,331 |
n/a |
2 |
Bad Newz Kennels |
39-25 |
.609 |
31,595 |
n/a |
3 |
Seefeldt the Glasscock |
38-26 |
.594 |
35,433 |
n/a |
4 |
Dios Mios |
36-28 |
.563 |
29,394 |
n/a |
5 |
Cannonbelt Run |
35-29 |
.547 |
29,600 |
n/a |
6 |
Split Happens |
29-35 |
.453 |
26,098 |
n/a |
7 |
The GameCox |
28-36 |
.438 |
25,490 |
+2 |
8 |
Your Mom |
27-37 |
.422 |
26,290 |
n/a |
9 |
Ebowla |
27-37 |
.422 |
23,577 |
-2 |
10 |
Seriously Handicapped |
19-45 |
.297 |
23,967 |
n/a |
Top Individual Achievements for Week 16