The Fall 2007 season draws to a close, with Sh!t, I Don't Know officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 180, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 470. As for the men, Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (239) and series (683). Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Sh!t, I Don't Know kept grabbing the balls of Bad Newz Kennels. Reinforced by Cory Chorpenning with his 570 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against the Kennels. Meanwhile, Carl Goetz ruled the Kennels with his 526 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know end in 1st place, while the Kennels go home with 2nd.
On lanes 21 & 22: Seefeldt the Glasscock traded lane malfunctions with Dios Mios. With top billing by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Don Glasscock and his 683 series, the Glasscock collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. Concurrently, Bill Krejci commanded Dios Mios with his below-average 525 despite his team notching only a single win. Seefeldt the Glasscock complete in 3rd place, while Dios Mios cros the finish line in 4th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Cannonbelt Run hung out with Split Happens. Showcasing Seth Gunderson with his 495 series, Cannonbelt celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. . With Split Happens forfeiting, all Cannonbelt needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. Cannonbelt Run finish in 5th place, while Split Happens wind up in 6th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla entered a showdown to the death with The GameCox. Even though highlighted by the skills of Travis Kleiner with his 415 series, Ebowla got swept by the GameCox. While that was going down, Jason Carpio showed off in the GameCox with his 485 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Janelle Laube) as they swept the competition. Ebowla plummets 2 spots in the standings to end the season in 9th place, while the GameCox jumps 2 spots to come out in 7th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Your Mom sparred with Seriously Handicapped. Headlined by Ryan Doll with his 560 series, Your Mom collected 3 wins against the Handicapped. Simultaneously, Tyler Hilker called the shots for the Handicapped with his 528 despite his team notching only a single win. Your Mom 8th place, while the Handicapped 10th.
Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (206), David Parre (219), and Don Glasscock (228,216,239)
After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Tyler Hilker (Division 2),
with Cory Chorpenning (Division 1) landing in second place. Tyler will pocket the nice first-place pot,
while Cory will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!
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#1 POWER BOWLER
 Don Glasscock Runner Up: Janelle Lamar
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#1 H2H BOWLER
 Don Glasscock Runner Up: Ryan Doll
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Those pins collapsed like a bridge in Minneapolis."
Carl Goetz, using a sprawling simile that just doesn't stand up.
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EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. |
Team name |
Record |
Percent |
Total Pins |
Change |
1 |
Sh!t, I Don't Know |
42-22 |
.656 |
33,331 |
n/a |
2 |
Bad Newz Kennels |
39-25 |
.609 |
31,595 |
n/a |
3 |
Seefeldt the Glasscock |
38-26 |
.594 |
35,433 |
n/a |
4 |
Dios Mios |
36-28 |
.563 |
29,394 |
n/a |
5 |
Cannonbelt Run |
35-29 |
.547 |
29,600 |
n/a |
6 |
Split Happens |
29-35 |
.453 |
26,098 |
n/a |
7 |
The GameCox |
28-36 |
.438 |
25,490 |
+2 |
8 |
Your Mom |
27-37 |
.422 |
26,290 |
n/a |
9 |
Ebowla |
27-37 |
.422 |
23,577 |
-2 |
10 |
Seriously Handicapped |
19-45 |
.297 |
23,967 |
n/a |
Top Individual Achievements for Week 16