The Fall 2007 season draws to a close, with Sh!t, I Don't Know officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 180, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 470. As for the men, Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (239) and series (683). Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Sh!t, I Don't Know alternated splits with Bad Newz Kennels. Blessed by Cory Chorpenning with his 570 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against the Kennels. In the midst of this, Carl Goetz reigned supreme in the Kennels with his 526 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know end in 1st place, while the Kennels cros the finish line in 2nd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Seefeldt the Glasscock matched wits with Dios Mios. Topped by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Don Glasscock and his 683 series, the Glasscock collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. Conversely, Bill Krejci guided Dios Mios with his below-average 525 despite his team notching only a single win. Seefeldt the Glasscock end the season in 3rd place, while Dios Mios go home with 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Cannonbelt Run couldn't stop inappropriately groping Split Happens. With top billing by Seth Gunderson with his 495 series, Cannonbelt celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. . With Split Happens forfeiting, all Cannonbelt needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. Cannonbelt Run complete in 5th place, while Split Happens end up with 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla tussled with The GameCox. In spite of the prowess of Travis Kleiner with his 415 series, Ebowla got swept by the GameCox. Meanwhile, Jason Carpio laid down the law in the GameCox with his 485 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Janelle Laube) as they swept the competition. Ebowla plummets 2 spots in the standings to close out in 9th place, while the GameCox jumps 2 spots to come out in 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Your Mom entered a showdown to the death with Seriously Handicapped. Starring Ryan Doll with his 560 series, Your Mom collected 3 wins against the Handicapped. While that was going down, Tyler Hilker took the lead in the Handicapped with his 528 despite his team notching only a single win. Your Mom 8th place, while the Handicapped 10th.

Bowlers slipping under the velvet rope in front of The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (206), David Parre (219), and Don Glasscock (228,216,239)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Tyler Hilker (Division 2), with Cory Chorpenning (Division 1) landing in second place. Tyler will pocket the nice first-place pot, while Cory will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Janelle Laube Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Don Glasscock Runner Up: Janelle Lamar	#1 H2H BOWLER Don Glasscock Runner Up: Ryan Doll
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I ran up to high-five Freda but I tripped face-first into the rack." Don Glasscock, motorboatin' his way up to the lane.