The Fall 2007 season draws to a close, with Sh!t, I Don't Know officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Janelle (Laube) Lamar landed this week's high game for the women with a 180, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 470. As for the men, Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (239) and series (683). Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Sh!t, I Don't Know spent a romantic evening with Bad Newz Kennels. Topped by Cory Chorpenning with his 570 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against the Kennels. As for the opposition, Carl Goetz ruled the Kennels with his 526 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know end in 1st place, while the Kennels wind up in 2nd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Seefeldt the Glasscock shared a few beers with Dios Mios. Blessed by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Don Glasscock and his 683 series, the Glasscock collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. Simultaneously, Bill Krejci took the lead in Dios Mios with his below-average 525 despite his team notching only a single win. Seefeldt the Glasscock complete in 3rd place, while Dios Mios come out in 4th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Cannonbelt Run hung out with Split Happens. With top billing by Seth Gunderson with his 495 series, Cannonbelt celebrated a clean sweep over Split Happens. . With Split Happens forfeiting, all Cannonbelt needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. Mission accomplished. Cannonbelt Run finish in 5th place, while Split Happens go home with 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla did battle with The GameCox. Even though highlighted by the skills of Travis Kleiner with his 415 series, Ebowla got swept by the GameCox. Meanwhile, Jason Carpio reigned supreme in the GameCox with his 485 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Janelle Laube) as they swept the competition. Ebowla plummets 2 spots in the standings to close out in 9th place, while the GameCox jumps 2 spots to cross the finish line in 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Your Mom accepted a challenge by Seriously Handicapped. Headlined by Ryan Doll with his 560 series, Your Mom collected 3 wins against the Handicapped. In the midst of this, Tyler Hilker drew the spotlight in the Handicapped with his 528 despite his team notching only a single win. Your Mom 8th place, while the Handicapped 10th.

Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (206), David Parre (219), and Don Glasscock (228,216,239)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Tyler Hilker (Division 2), with Cory Chorpenning (Division 1) landing in second place. Tyler will pocket the nice first-place pot, while Cory will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!

THIS WEEK'S MVB Janelle Laube Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Don Glasscock Runner Up: Janelle Lamar	#1 H2H BOWLER Don Glasscock Runner Up: Ryan Doll
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I don't know you got it in but I want you to get it out!" Tyler Hilker, to Ben Lee, on a piece of cheese stick wedged in his thumb hole.

The fifteenth week of Fall 2007 saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (215) and series (529) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (266) and series (692) for the men. Meanwhile, Tournament of Champions is officially down to its final eight bowlers, who will face each other next week competing for two cash prizes! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Seriously Handicapped accepted a challenge by Ebowla. Despite the strength of Tyler Hilker with his below-average 484 series, the Handicapped accomplished only 1 win against Ebowla. Meanwhile, Travis Kleiner called the shots for Ebowla with his above-average 452 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Seriously Handicapped remains in 10th place, while Ebowla remains in 7th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Your Mom spent some quality time with Sh!t, I Don't Know. Regardless of the star power of Ryan Doll with his below-average 503 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Carly Smith-Spydell, Your Mom accomplished only 1 win against I Don't Know. Across the ball return, #1 Head-to-Head Duncan Ferber dominated I Don't Know with his above-average 653 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Your Mom remains in 8th place, while I Don't Know remains in 1st.

On lanes 23 & 24: The GameCox took turns kicking the ball return with Dios Mios. In spite of top-billing by Jason Carpio with his 531 series, the GameCox accomplished only 1 win against Dios Mios. Conversely, Bill Krejci took the lead in Dios Mios with his 548 as his team took the series with 3 wins. The GameCox remains in 9th place, while Dios Mios sink 1 spot to 4th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Bad Newz Kennels shared a few beers with Split Happens. Reinforced by Freda Schroeder with her above-average 529 series, the Kennels collected 3 wins against Split Happens. In the meantime, Nick Allegri drew the spotlight in Split Happens with his below-average 454 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels remains in 2nd place, while Split Happens remain in 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Seefeldt the Glasscock chucked gutter balls with Cannonbelt Run. Headlined by #1 Power-Ranked Don Glasscock and his above-average 692 series, the Glasscock celebrated a clean sweep over Cannonbelt. While that was going down, Nik Domann commanded Cannonbelt with his below-average 472 despite his team getting swept. Seefeldt the Glasscock leaps 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Cannonbelt remains in 5th.

Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: Brian Eye (205,210), Carl Goetz (215), Cory Chorpenning (213), Don Glasscock (266,213,213), Duncan Ferber (227,226,200), Freda Schroeder (215), and Jason Carpio (211)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Bill Krejci came closest), while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Will Jeter came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Seth Gunderson came closest), and Shaun Crockett routed Division 4. Finally, Duncan Ferber (Division 1) crushed this week's Interdivisional bracket. Congratulations to our division champions! The following eight people will compete next week for the big prize! Division 2: Nik Domann and Tyler Hilker. Division 3: Jennifer SeefeldtDivision 4: Travis Kleiner and Ben Carmean.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 1st-place Sh!t, I Don't Know will throw some gutter balls with 2nd-place Bad Newz Kennels (hcp 38). I Don't Know is expected to roll a little low, but split the series with the Kennels; while the Kennels are forecast to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 3rd-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will chuck some balls with 4th-place Dios Mios (hcp 103). The Glasscock might roll a little low, yet still manage to just barely miss sweeping the series; while Dios Mios ought to hold steady as they just barely avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Cannonbelt Run will match wits with 6th-place Split Happens (hcp 27). Cannonbelt will likely roll decently and just barely miss sweeping the series; while Split Happens will probably hold steady as they just barely avoid getting swept.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Ebowla (hcp 54) will test their mettle against 9th-place The GameCox. Ebowla might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the GameCox ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 8th-place Your Mom will chill with 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 30). Your Mom is predicted to perform well and win the series; while the Handicapped is anticipated to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Carly Smith-Spydell Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Don Glasscock Runner Up: Duncan Ferber	#1 H2H BOWLER Duncan Ferber Runner Up: Don Glasscock
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Man, you can't swing that thing around and not expect me to want some!" Chris Lewis, to Tom Finley, on the slice of pizza Tom was wielding.