The tweltfh week of Fall 2007 saw three teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (206) and series (497) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (226) and series (603) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Ebowla alternated between bowling and dry humping Seefeldt the Glasscock. Starring Travis Kleiner with his above-average 434 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Brian Henderson, Ebowla celebrated a clean sweep over the Glasscock. Simultaneously, Don Glasscock reigned supreme in the Glasscock with his below-average 603 despite his team getting swept. Ebowla remains in 9th place, while the Glasscock plunges 2 spots to 4th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Cannonbelt Run faced off against Split Happens. While headlined by Nik Domann with his above-average 544 series, Cannonbelt accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. On the flipside, #1 Head-to-Head Ben Carmean called the shots for Split Happens with his stupendous 490 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Cannonbelt Run drops 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Split Happens move 1 spot to 6th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Bad Newz Kennels sparred with The GameCox. Highlighting the skills of Freda Schroeder with her 497 series, the Kennels celebrated a clean sweep over the GameCox. In the midst of this, Jim Jeter ruled the GameCox with his 413 despite his team getting swept. Bad Newz Kennels leap 2 spots in the standings to 1st place, while the GameCox sinks 1 spot to 7th.
On lanes 25 & 26: Your Mom had a rendezvous with Seriously Handicapped. Demonstrating the prowess of #1 Power-Ranked John Richardson and his astonishing 527 series, Your Mom celebrated a clean sweep over the Handicapped. While that was going down, Tyler Hilker mastered the Handicapped with his 498 despite his team getting swept. Your Mom remains in 8th place, while the Handicapped remains in 10th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Dios Mios shared a few beers with Sh!t, I Don't Know. Showcasing Kris Hiestand with his 401 series, Dios Mios collected 3 wins against I Don't Know. Conversely, Cory Chorpenning dominated I Don't Know with his below-average 562 despite his team notching only a single win. Dios Mios leap 2 spots in the standings to 3rd place, while I Don't Know sinks 1 spot to 2nd.
Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (219), Don Glasscock (208,226), Freda Schroeder (206), John Richardson (201), and Nik Domann (211,200)
A new personal high game was set tonight by Ben Lee (181, previous best 167). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Ben Lee (430, previous best 419).
In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 1 as it was a complete embarassment, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Freda Schroeder came closest). Chris Lewis swept Division 3, and Ben Carmean triumphed over his enemies in Division 4. Finally, Will Jeter (Division 2) clobbered this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber runs the show in Division 1; Nik Domann holds the reins in Division 2; David Parre calls the shots for Division 3; and Janelle (Laube) Lamar and Travis Kleiner lead Division 4 in a tie.
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 6th-place Split Happens will match wits with 8th-place Your Mom (hcp 40). Split Happens are expected to perform well and sweep the series; while Your Mom is forecast to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place The GameCox will face 9th-place Ebowla (hcp 56). The GameCox might perform well and sweep the series; while Ebowla ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Sh!t, I Don't Know will tussle with 5th-place Cannonbelt Run (hcp 68). I Don't Know will likely have a bit of an off night, yet still manage to win the series; while Cannonbelt will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will spend some quality time with 3rd-place Dios Mios (hcp 103). The Glasscock might roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while Dios Mios ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 129) will test their mettle against 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels. The Handicapped is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while the Kennels are anticipated to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
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THIS WEEK'S MVB
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#1 POWER BOWLER
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#1 H2H BOWLER
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| Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
| 1 | Bad Newz Kennels | 31-17 | .646 | 23,754 | +2 |
| 2 | Sh!t, I Don't Know | 30-18 | .625 | 24,668 | -1 |
| 3 | Dios Mios | 29-19 | .604 | 22,229 | +2 |
| 4 | Seefeldt the Glasscock | 28-20 | .583 | 26,761 | -2 |
| 5 | Cannonbelt Run | 28-20 | .583 | 22,132 | -1 |
| 6 | Split Happens | 22-26 | .458 | 20,963 | +1 |
| 7 | The GameCox | 21-27 | .438 | 18,667 | -1 |
| 8 | Your Mom | 19-29 | .396 | 19,531 | n/a |
| 9 | Ebowla | 19-29 | .396 | 17,561 | n/a |
| 10 | Seriously Handicapped | 13-35 | .271 | 18,010 | n/a |
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