The fourteenth week of Fall 2007 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Jennifer Seefeldt picked up this week's high game (183) and series (498) for the women. As for the men, Jason Carpio snagged this week's high game with a 223, and high series was earned by Ryan Doll with a 595. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 17 & 18: Bad Newz Kennels took turns kicking the ball return with Sh!t, I Don't Know. Even though highlighted by the skills of Dennis Laube with his breathtaking 546 series, the Kennels accomplished only 1 win against I Don't Know. On the adjacent lane, Cory Chorpenning laid down the law in I Don't Know with his 593 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Bad Newz Kennels drop 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while I Don't Know moves 1 spot to 1st.

On lanes 19 & 20: Seriously Handicapped traded lane malfunctions with Dios Mios. Blessed by Tyler Hilker with his 505 series, the Handicapped collected 3 wins against Dios Mios. In the meantime, #1 Power-Ranked Dave Winger drew the spotlight in Dios Mios with his terrific 488 despite his team notching only a single win. Seriously Handicapped remains in 10th place, while Dios Mios remain in 3rd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Seefeldt the Glasscock couldn't stop inappropriately groping Your Mom. Regardless of the star power of Ken M. Wilson with his 524 series, the Glasscock accomplished only 1 win against Your Mom. On the other half of the score sheet, #1 Head-to-Head Ryan Doll took the lead in Your Mom with his above-average 595 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Seefeldt the Glasscock remains in 4th place, while Your Mom moves 1 spot to 8th.

On lanes 23 & 24: The GameCox alternated between bowling and dry humping Cannonbelt Run. Headlined by Jason Carpio with his splendid 588 series, the GameCox split the series with Cannonbelt. Conversely, Nik Domann ruled Cannonbelt with his 488 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Shaun Crockett) as they matched their opponent in wins. The GameCox drops 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while Cannonbelt remains in 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla had some one-on-one time with Split Happens. Though featuring Travis Kleiner with his 410 series, Ebowla accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. As for the opposition, Nick Allegri called the shots for Split Happens with his below-average 424 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Ebowla remains in 7th place, while Split Happens remain in 6th.

Bowlers slipping into The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (208), Dennis Laube (209), Duncan Ferber (204), Jason Carpio (200,223), Nik Domann (200), Ryan Doll (201,201), and Tyler Hilker (216)

A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Shaun Crockett (456, previous best 452).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Cory Chorpenning came closest), while Ryan Doll rolled his ass to the top of Division 2. Jennifer Seefeldt had her way with Division 3, and John Kroenke walloped Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Tyler Hilker (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber reigns over Division 1; Nik Domann is in the driver's seat in Division 2; David Parre tops Division 3; and Travis Kleiner calls the shots for Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped will battle 7th-place Ebowla (hcp 17). The Handicapped is expected to perform well and win the series; while Ebowla is forecast to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 8th-place Your Mom (hcp 136) will hang out with 1st-place Sh!t, I Don't Know. Your Mom might perform well and win the series; while I Don't Know ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 9th-place The GameCox (hcp 32) will meet with 3rd-place Dios Mios. The GameCox will likely maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Dios Mios; while Dios Mios will probably hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 2nd-place Bad Newz Kennels will face 6th-place Split Happens (hcp 120). The Kennels might perform well and sweep the series; while Split Happens ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 4th-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will test their mettle against 5th-place Cannonbelt Run (hcp 275). The Glasscock is predicted to roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while Cannonbelt is anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Shaun Crockett Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Dave Winger Runner Up: Jason Carpio	#1 H2H BOWLER Ryan Doll Runner Up: Dennis Laube
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I normally play with house balls, but tonight Dennis let me play with his." Shaun Crockett, taking his hands from a place many hands have been to a place only Dennis Laube's hands have been.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Sh!t, I Don't Know	36-20	.643	29,000	+1
2	Bad Newz Kennels	35-21	.625	27,597	-1
3	Dios Mios	32-24	.571	25,804	n/a
4	Seefeldt the Glasscock	31-25	.554	31,045	n/a
5	Cannonbelt Run	31-25	.554	25,934	n/a
6	Split Happens	28-28	.500	24,438	n/a
7	Ebowla	24-32	.429	20,567	n/a
8	Your Mom	23-33	.411	22,866	+1
9	The GameCox	23-33	.411	22,054	-1
10	Seriously Handicapped	17-39	.304	21,013	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ryan Doll - 595 Cory Chorpenning - 593 Jason Carpio - 588 Duncan Ferber - 568 Dennis Laube - 546	Jennifer Seefeldt - 498 Kim Adams - 427 Sabrina Gray - 417 Janelle Lamar - 386 Amy Goodnow - 353
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Jason Carpio - 667 Dave Winger - 663 Ryan Doll - 650 Dennis Laube - 646 John Kroenke - 618	Sabrina Gray - 633 Jennifer Seefeldt - 622 Kim Adams - 607 Amy Goodnow - 593 Janelle Lamar - 561
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Jason Carpio - 223 Tyler Hilker - 216 Dennis Laube - 209 Cory Chorpenning - 208 Duncan Ferber - 204	Jennifer Seefeldt - 183 Sabrina Gray - 174 Kim Adams - 150 Janelle Lamar - 142 Amy Goodnow - 123
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Jason Carpio - 249 Dennis Laube - 242 Dave Winger - 241 Tyler Hilker - 240 John Kroenke - 224 Nik Domann - 224 (t)	Sabrina Gray - 246 Jennifer Seefeldt - 224 Kim Adams - 210 Amy Goodnow - 203 Janelle Lamar - 200
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Dave Winger - 56 Jason Carpio - 56 (t) Dennis Laube - 51 Tyler Hilker - 46 John Kroenke - 41 Nik Domann - 30 Ben Carmean - 30 (t)	Sabrina Gray - 64 Jennifer Seefeldt - 35 Kim Adams - 25 Amy Goodnow - 23 Janelle Lamar - 15

The thirteenth week of Fall 2007 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Jennifer Seefeldt picked up this week's high game (156) and series (426) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (246) and series (661) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Split Happens waged a heated competition against Your Mom. Starring Nick Allegri with his 490 series, Split Happens collected 3 wins against Your Mom. In the meantime, Ryan Doll laid down the law in Your Mom with his 516 despite his team notching only a single win. Split Happens remains in 6th place, while Your Mom sinks 1 spot to 9th.

On lanes 21 & 22: The GameCox tussled with Ebowla. In spite of the prowess of Jason Carpio with his below-average 476 series, the GameCox got swept by Ebowla. In the midst of this, #1 Head-to-Head and Most Valuable Bowler Tom Finley guided Ebowla with his outstanding 465 as they swept the competition. The GameCox drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Ebowla jumps 2 spots to 7th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Sh!t, I Don't Know entered a showdown to the death with Cannonbelt Run. With the strength of Cory Chorpenning with his 592 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against Cannonbelt. Countering this, #1 Power-Ranked Nik Domann dominated Cannonbelt with his terrific 601 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know remains in 2nd place, while Cannonbelt remains in 5th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Seefeldt the Glasscock couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Dios Mios. Blessed by Don Glasscock with his 661 series, the Glasscock split the series with Dios Mios. On the other side, Bill Krejci commanded Dios Mios with his 549 as they matched their opponent in wins. Seefeldt the Glasscock remains in 4th place, while Dios Mios remain in 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Seriously Handicapped alternated splits with Bad Newz Kennels. Although topped by Sabrina Gray with her above-average 364 series, the Handicapped accomplished only 1 win against the Kennels. Concurrently, Carl Goetz drew the spotlight in the Kennels with his 538 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Seriously Handicapped remains in 10th place, while the Kennels remain in 1st.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Brian Eye (212), Carl Goetz (211), Chris Lewis (210), Cory Chorpenning (209), David Parre (201), Dennis Laube (200), Don Glasscock (246,225), Duncan Ferber (210), and Nik Domann (223,228)

A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Kendall Kukowski (534, previous best 529).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Duncan Ferber clobbered Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Will Jeter came closest). David Parre dominated Division 3, and Travis Kleiner claimed victory in Division 4. Finally, Nik Domann (Division 2) mopped up this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber reigns over Division 1; Nik Domann runs the show in Division 2; David Parre holds the reins in Division 3; and Travis Kleiner calls the shots for Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 17&18, 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels (hcp 78) will challenge 2nd-place Sh!t, I Don't Know. The Kennels are expected to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while I Don't Know is forecast to see their team average take a dive while they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 19&20, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 185) will tussle with 3rd-place Dios Mios. The Handicapped might perform well and win the series; while Dios Mios ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 21&22, 4th-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will spend some quality time with 9th-place Your Mom (hcp 307). The Glasscock will likely watch their averages take a plunge, yet still manage to win the series; while Your Mom will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Next up, on lanes 23&24, 8th-place The GameCox (hcp 78) will share a couple of pitchers with 5th-place Cannonbelt Run. The GameCox might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Cannonbelt ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 25&26, 7th-place Ebowla (hcp 132) will socialize with 6th-place Split Happens. Ebowla is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while Split Happens are anticipated to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Tom Finley Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Nik Domann Runner Up: Tom Finley	#1 H2H BOWLER Tom Finley Runner Up: Kendall Kukowski
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "I mounted it, got what I needed, then dismounted it." Kendall Kukowski, allegedly taking about getting files off a remote hard drive earlier in the day.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Bad Newz Kennels	34-18	.654	25,658	n/a
2	Sh!t, I Don't Know	33-19	.635	26,906	n/a
3	Dios Mios	31-21	.596	24,050	n/a
4	Seefeldt the Glasscock	30-22	.577	28,896	n/a
5	Cannonbelt Run	29-23	.558	24,077	n/a
6	Split Happens	25-27	.481	22,742	n/a
7	Ebowla	23-29	.442	19,100	+2
8	The GameCox	21-31	.404	20,287	-1
9	Your Mom	20-32	.385	21,183	-1
10	Seriously Handicapped	14-38	.269	19,321	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 661 Nik Domann - 601 Cory Chorpenning - 592 Duncan Ferber - 582 Brian Eye - 572	Jennifer Seefeldt - 426 Freda Schroeder - 424 Kim Adams - 386 Janelle Lamar - 374 Sabrina Gray - 364
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Nik Domann - 677 Don Glasscock - 661 Tom Finley - 657 David Parre - 640 Kendall Kukowski - 639	Sabrina Gray - 580 Kim Adams - 573 Jennifer Seefeldt - 548 Amy Goodnow - 547 Janelle Lamar - 546
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 246 Nik Domann - 228 Brian Eye - 212 Carl Goetz - 211 Chris Lewis - 210 Duncan Ferber - 210 (t)	Jennifer Seefeldt - 156 Sabrina Gray - 148 Janelle Lamar - 143 Freda Schroeder - 143 (t) Kim Adams - 139 Amy Goodnow - 118
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Chris Lewis - 261 Nik Domann - 253 Don Glasscock - 246 Ryan Simonet - 241 David Parre - 237	Sabrina Gray - 220 Kim Adams - 201 Janelle Lamar - 200 Amy Goodnow - 198 Jennifer Seefeldt - 196
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Chris Lewis - 74 Nik Domann - 60 Ryan Simonet - 55 Tom Finley - 50 David Parre - 47	Sabrina Gray - 38 Amy Goodnow - 18 Kim Adams - 17 Janelle Lamar - 15 Jennifer Seefeldt - 7

The tweltfh week of Fall 2007 saw three teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (206) and series (497) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (226) and series (603) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Ebowla deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Seefeldt the Glasscock. Blessed by Travis Kleiner with his above-average 434 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Brian Henderson, Ebowla celebrated a clean sweep over the Glasscock. Concurrently, Don Glasscock ruled the Glasscock with his below-average 603 despite his team getting swept. Ebowla remains in 9th place, while the Glasscock plunges 2 spots to 4th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Cannonbelt Run shared a platter of cheese sticks with Split Happens. Notwithstanding the leadership of Nik Domann with his above-average 544 series, Cannonbelt accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. Conversely, #1 Head-to-Head Ben Carmean drew the spotlight in Split Happens with his dramatic 490 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Cannonbelt Run drops 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Split Happens move 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Bad Newz Kennels took turns kicking the ball return with The GameCox. Starring Freda Schroeder with her 497 series, the Kennels celebrated a clean sweep over the GameCox. While that was going down, Jim Jeter commanded the GameCox with his 413 despite his team getting swept. Bad Newz Kennels leap 2 spots in the standings to 1st place, while the GameCox sinks 1 spot to 7th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Your Mom hung out with Seriously Handicapped. With the strength of #1 Power-Ranked John Richardson and his spectacular 527 series, Your Mom celebrated a clean sweep over the Handicapped. Meanwhile, Tyler Hilker reigned supreme in the Handicapped with his 498 despite his team getting swept. Your Mom remains in 8th place, while the Handicapped remains in 10th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Dios Mios alternated splits with Sh!t, I Don't Know. Topped by Kris Hiestand with his 401 series, Dios Mios collected 3 wins against I Don't Know. On the adjacent lane, Cory Chorpenning oversaw I Don't Know with his below-average 562 despite his team notching only a single win. Dios Mios leap 2 spots in the standings to 3rd place, while I Don't Know sinks 1 spot to 2nd.

Bowlers getting the VIP treatment in The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (219), Don Glasscock (208,226), Freda Schroeder (206), John Richardson (201), and Nik Domann (211,200)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Ben Lee (181, previous best 167). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Ben Lee (430, previous best 419).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 1 as it was a complete embarassment, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Freda Schroeder came closest). Chris Lewis made quick work of Division 3, and Ben Carmean mopped up Division 4. Finally, Will Jeter (Division 2) decimated this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber dominates Division 1; Nik Domann calls the shots for Division 2; David Parre tops Division 3; and Janelle (Laube) Lamar and Travis Kleiner hold the reins in Division 4 in a tie.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 6th-place Split Happens will chill with 8th-place Your Mom (hcp 40). Split Happens are expected to perform well and sweep the series; while Your Mom is forecast to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 7th-place The GameCox will face 9th-place Ebowla (hcp 56). The GameCox might perform well and sweep the series; while Ebowla ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Sh!t, I Don't Know will compete against 5th-place Cannonbelt Run (hcp 68). I Don't Know will likely have a bit of an off night, yet still manage to win the series; while Cannonbelt will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will throw some gutter balls with 3rd-place Dios Mios (hcp 103). The Glasscock might roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while Dios Mios ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 129) will hang out with 1st-place Bad Newz Kennels. The Handicapped is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to get swept; while the Kennels are anticipated to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Brian Henderson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER John Richardson Runner Up: Ben Carmean	#1 H2H BOWLER Ben Carmean Runner Up: Sabrina Gray
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "James's ass is mine!" Ryan Simonet, making after-bowling plans.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Bad Newz Kennels	31-17	.646	23,754	+2
2	Sh!t, I Don't Know	30-18	.625	24,668	-1
3	Dios Mios	29-19	.604	22,229	+2
4	Seefeldt the Glasscock	28-20	.583	26,761	-2
5	Cannonbelt Run	28-20	.583	22,132	-1
6	Split Happens	22-26	.458	20,963	+1
7	The GameCox	21-27	.438	18,667	-1
8	Your Mom	19-29	.396	19,531	n/a
9	Ebowla	19-29	.396	17,561	n/a
10	Seriously Handicapped	13-35	.271	18,010	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Don Glasscock - 603 Cory Chorpenning - 562 Duncan Ferber - 559 Nik Domann - 544 John Richardson - 527	Freda Schroeder - 497 Janelle Lamar - 403 Sabrina Gray - 397 Amy Goodnow - 332
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
John Richardson - 671 Ben Carmean - 658 Ben Lee - 648 Ryan Simonet - 626 Nik Domann - 625	Sabrina Gray - 617 Freda Schroeder - 590 Janelle Lamar - 578 Amy Goodnow - 574
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 226 Cory Chorpenning - 219 Nik Domann - 211 John Richardson - 201 Phil Schroeder - 199	Freda Schroeder - 206 Janelle Lamar - 176 Sabrina Gray - 137 Amy Goodnow - 122
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Ben Lee - 253 John Richardson - 249 Ryan Simonet - 240 Nik Domann - 238 Travis Kleiner - 234 Kendall Kukowski - 234 (t)	Freda Schroeder - 237 Janelle Lamar - 234 Sabrina Gray - 210 Amy Goodnow - 202
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Ben Lee - 72 John Richardson - 61 Ryan Simonet - 55 Brian Henderson - 48 Travis Kleiner - 47 Ben Carmean - 47 (t)	Janelle Lamar - 49 Freda Schroeder - 45 Sabrina Gray - 29 Amy Goodnow - 23

The eleventh week of Fall 2007 saw four teams climb in the standings, while five teams slipped. Freda Schroeder and Jennifer Seefeldt both tied for this week's high game for the women with a 191, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 543. As for the men, Don Glasscock snagged this week's high game with a 255, and high series was earned by Cory Chorpenning with a 656. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 3 & 4: Dios Mios alternated splits with Your Mom. Although blessed by Bill Krejci with his below-average 526 series, Dios Mios got swept by Your Mom. On the other half of the score sheet, Ryan Doll guided Your Mom with his above-average 572 as they swept the competition. Dios Mios plummet 3 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Your Mom moves 1 spot to 8th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Cannonbelt Run shared a platter of cheese sticks with Bad Newz Kennels. Despite the strength of Seth Gunderson with his below-average 450 series, Cannonbelt accomplished only 1 win against the Kennels. In the meantime, Freda Schroeder reigned supreme in the Kennels with her above-average 543 as her team took the series with 3 wins. Cannonbelt Run drops 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while the Kennels jump 2 spots to 3rd.

On lanes 23 & 24: Seriously Handicapped traded lane malfunctions with Seefeldt the Glasscock. Reinforced by #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Tyler Hilker and his splendid 613 series, the Handicapped collected 3 wins against the Glasscock. Countering this, Brian Eye mastered the Glasscock with his 597 despite his team notching only a single win. Seriously Handicapped remains in 10th place, while the Glasscock sinks 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 25 & 26: Ebowla matched wits with Sh!t, I Don't Know. While headlined by Travis Kleiner with his below-average 369 series, Ebowla got swept by I Don't Know. While that was going down, #1 Head-to-Head Cory Chorpenning commanded I Don't Know with his above-average 656 as they swept the competition. Ebowla drops 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while I Don't Know jumps 3 spots to 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Split Happens spent some quality time with The GameCox. In spite of the prowess of James Long with his thrilling 548 series, Split Happens accomplished only 1 win against the GameCox. Simultaneously, Jason Carpio showed off in the GameCox with his marvelous 577 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Split Happens drop 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while the GameCox moves 1 spot to 6th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Brian Eye (240), Cory Chorpenning (207,225,224), Don Glasscock (255), James Long (221), Jason Carpio (214), Ken M. Wilson (215), and Tyler Hilker (234)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Steve Kiernan came closest), while Jason Carpio creamed Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Scott Murdock came closest), and Janelle (Laube) Lamar spanked Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Amanda Cox Jeter (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber reigns over Division 1; Nik Domann and Tyler Hilker call the shots in Division 2 in a tie; David Parre leads Division 3; and Janelle (Laube) Lamar and Travis Kleiner top Division 4 in a tie.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 9th-place Ebowla (hcp 199) will battle 2nd-place Seefeldt the Glasscock. Ebowla is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Glasscock is forecast to drop their average a bit even as they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 4th-place Cannonbelt Run will share a couple of pitchers with 7th-place Split Happens (hcp 28). Cannonbelt might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Split Happens ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels will chill with 6th-place The GameCox (hcp 70). The Kennels will likely maintain their current strength as they just barely miss sweeping the series; while the GameCox will probably hold steady as they just barely avoid getting swept.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 8th-place Your Mom will throw some gutter balls with 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 28). Your Mom might perform well and win the series; while the Handicapped ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 5th-place Dios Mios (hcp 73) will hang out with 1st-place Sh!t, I Don't Know. Dios Mios are predicted to roll a little low and get swept; while I Don't Know is anticipated to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Tyler Hilker Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Tyler Hilker Runner Up: Cory Chorpenning	#1 H2H BOWLER Cory Chorpenning Runner Up: Tyler Hilker
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!" Bill Krejci, no further explanation needed.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Sh!t, I Don't Know	29-15	.659	22,615	+3
2	Seefeldt the Glasscock	28-16	.636	24,715	-1
3	Bad Newz Kennels	27-17	.614	21,793	+2
4	Cannonbelt Run	27-17	.614	20,237	-1
5	Dios Mios	26-18	.591	20,370	-3
6	The GameCox	21-23	.477	18,892	+1
7	Split Happens	19-25	.432	19,078	-1
8	Your Mom	15-29	.341	17,621	+1
9	Ebowla	15-29	.341	15,985	-1
10	Seriously Handicapped	13-31	.295	16,404	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 656 Tyler Hilker - 613 Brian Eye - 597 Don Glasscock - 590 Jason Carpio - 577	Freda Schroeder - 543 Jennifer Seefeldt - 434 Janelle Lamar - 384 Kim Adams - 368 Carly Smith-Spydell - 344
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Tyler Hilker - 692 Cory Chorpenning - 665 Jason Carpio - 661 James Long - 653 Ryan Doll - 627	Freda Schroeder - 641 Carly Smith-Spydell - 567 Janelle Lamar - 559 Kim Adams - 555 Jennifer Seefeldt - 554
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Don Glasscock - 255 Brian Eye - 240 Tyler Hilker - 234 Cory Chorpenning - 225 James Long - 221	Freda Schroeder - 191 Jennifer Seefeldt - 191 (t) Janelle Lamar - 143 Amy Goodnow - 135 Kim Adams - 124 Carly Smith-Spydell - 122
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Tyler Hilker - 260 James Long - 256 Don Glasscock - 255 Brian Eye - 246 Jason Carpio - 242	Jennifer Seefeldt - 231 Freda Schroeder - 223 Amy Goodnow - 215 Janelle Lamar - 201 Carly Smith-Spydell - 196
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Tyler Hilker - 67 James Long - 65 Jason Carpio - 49 Brian Eye - 48 David Parre - 37	Jennifer Seefeldt - 41 Amy Goodnow - 36 Freda Schroeder - 32 Janelle Lamar - 16 Carly Smith-Spydell - 15