The seventh week of Fall 2007 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (182) and series (435) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (264) and series (692) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Ebowla entered a showdown to the death with Cannonbelt Run. Featuring Most Valuable Bowler Brian Henderson and his spectacular 440 series, Ebowla collected 3 wins against Cannonbelt. As for the opposition, Seth Gunderson commanded Cannonbelt with his 495 despite his team notching only a single win. Ebowla leaps 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while Cannonbelt remains in 4th.

On lanes 21 & 22: The GameCox spent some quality time with Your Mom. Led by Will Jeter with his 437 series, the GameCox collected 3 wins against Your Mom. On the other side, Ryan Doll called the shots for Your Mom with his 562 despite his team notching only a single win. The GameCox remains in 5th place, while Your Mom sinks 1 spot to 9th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Seefeldt the Glasscock celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Sh!t, I Don't Know. Although blessed by Don Glasscock with his 692 series, the Glasscock accomplished only 1 win against I Don't Know. On the other half of the score sheet, Duncan Ferber dominated I Don't Know with his above-average 614 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Seefeldt the Glasscock remains in 1st place, while I Don't Know remains in 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Dios Mios alternated between bowling and dry humping Bad Newz Kennels. Highlighting the skills of Bill Krejci with his below-average 543 series, with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Brian Henderson, Dios Mios collected 3 wins against the Kennels. Concurrently, Carl Goetz took the lead in the Kennels with his 576 despite his team notching only a single win. Dios Mios remains in 2nd place, while the Kennels remain in 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Seriously Handicapped sparred with Split Happens. Showcasing Tyler Hilker with his above-average 505 series, the Handicapped collected 3 wins against Split Happens. Across the ball return, James Long guided Split Happens with his above-average 509 despite his team notching only a single win. Seriously Handicapped remains in 10th place, while Split Happens sink 1 spot to 8th.

Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (226), Carl Goetz (231), Cory Chorpenning (203), Don Glasscock (264,237), Duncan Ferber (236), James Long (214), Ken M. Wilson (201), Nik Domann (203), Ryan Doll (235), and Tyler Hilker (238)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Ken M. Wilson came closest), while Will Jeter whipped Division 2. Scott Murdock ruled Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Amanda Cox Jeter came closest). Finally, Duncan Ferber (Division 1) conquered this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Brian Henderson (Division 4) conquered this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber tops Division 1; Nik Domann calls the shots for Division 2; Phil Schroeder reigns over Division 3; and Brian Henderson holds the reins in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels will chuck some balls with 9th-place Your Mom (hcp 101). The Kennels are expected to perform well and sweep the series; while Your Mom is forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 8th-place Split Happens (hcp 155) will share a couple of pitchers with 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock. Split Happens might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Glasscock ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 7th-place Ebowla (hcp 88) will chill with 2nd-place Dios Mios. Ebowla will likely maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Dios Mios; while Dios Mios will probably drop their average a bit while they keep the series tied.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 105) will challenge 4th-place Cannonbelt Run. The Handicapped might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Cannonbelt ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 5th-place The GameCox (hcp 88) will battle 6th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know. The GameCox is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while I Don't Know is anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Brian Henderson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Kris Hiestand Runner Up: Don Glasscock	#1 H2H BOWLER Kris Hiestand Runner Up: Brian Henderson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Those pins collapsed like a bridge in Minneapolis." Ryan Simonet, using a sprawling simile that just doesn't stand up.