The seventh week of Fall 2007 saw one team climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (182) and series (435) for the women, while Don Glasscock earned this week's high game (264) and series (692) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Ebowla deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Cannonbelt Run. Highlighting the skills of Most Valuable Bowler Brian Henderson and his powerful 440 series, Ebowla collected 3 wins against Cannonbelt. Countering this, Seth Gunderson shined in Cannonbelt with his 495 despite his team notching only a single win. Ebowla leaps 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while Cannonbelt remains in 4th.

On lanes 21 & 22: The GameCox had a delightful time with Your Mom. Featuring Will Jeter with his 437 series, the GameCox collected 3 wins against Your Mom. As for the opposition, Ryan Doll laid down the law in Your Mom with his 562 despite his team notching only a single win. The GameCox remains in 5th place, while Your Mom sinks 1 spot to 9th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Seefeldt the Glasscock traded lane malfunctions with Sh!t, I Don't Know. In spite of the prowess of Don Glasscock with his 692 series, the Glasscock accomplished only 1 win against I Don't Know. Meanwhile, Duncan Ferber reigned supreme in I Don't Know with his above-average 614 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Seefeldt the Glasscock remains in 1st place, while I Don't Know remains in 6th.

On lanes 25 & 26: Dios Mios couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Bad Newz Kennels. Reinforced by Bill Krejci with his below-average 543 series, with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Brian Henderson, Dios Mios collected 3 wins against the Kennels. In the meantime, Carl Goetz commanded the Kennels with his 576 despite his team notching only a single win. Dios Mios remains in 2nd place, while the Kennels remain in 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Seriously Handicapped tussled with Split Happens. Starring Tyler Hilker with his above-average 505 series, the Handicapped collected 3 wins against Split Happens. Conversely, James Long mastered Split Happens with his above-average 509 despite his team notching only a single win. Seriously Handicapped remains in 10th place, while Split Happens sink 1 spot to 8th.

Bowlers bribing their way into The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (226), Carl Goetz (231), Cory Chorpenning (203), Don Glasscock (264,237), Duncan Ferber (236), James Long (214), Ken M. Wilson (201), Nik Domann (203), Ryan Doll (235), and Tyler Hilker (238)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Ken M. Wilson came closest), while Will Jeter topped Division 2. Scott Murdock dominated Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Amanda Cox Jeter came closest). Finally, Duncan Ferber (Division 1) creamed this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Brian Henderson (Division 4) creamed this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Duncan Ferber runs the show in Division 1; Nik Domann governs Division 2; Phil Schroeder holds the reins in Division 3; and Brian Henderson leads Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels will test their mettle against 9th-place Your Mom (hcp 101). The Kennels are expected to perform well and sweep the series; while Your Mom is forecast to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Moving to lanes 21&22, 8th-place Split Happens (hcp 155) will chuck some balls with 1st-place Seefeldt the Glasscock. Split Happens might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Glasscock ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 23&24, 7th-place Ebowla (hcp 88) will hang out with 2nd-place Dios Mios. Ebowla will likely maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Dios Mios; while Dios Mios will probably drop their average a bit while they keep the series tied.
• Next up, on lanes 25&26, 10th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 105) will socialize with 4th-place Cannonbelt Run. The Handicapped might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Cannonbelt ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 27&28, 5th-place The GameCox (hcp 88) will battle 6th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know. The GameCox is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while I Don't Know is anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.

THIS WEEK'S MVB Brian Henderson Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Kris Hiestand Runner Up: Don Glasscock	#1 H2H BOWLER Kris Hiestand Runner Up: Brian Henderson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "While my left hand was holding the phone, my right hand was hard at work!" John Kroenke, justifying talking on the phone while bowling.