The Fall 2007 season is now underway, with ten teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (209) and series (477) for the women, while Brian Eye earned this week's high game (234) and series (640) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Seefeldt the Glasscock celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Seriously Handicapped. Topped by #1 Power-Ranked Brian Eye and his 640 series, the Glasscock collected 3 wins against the Handicapped. Concurrently, Tyler Hilker commanded the Handicapped with his wondrous 554 despite his team notching only a single win. Seefeldt the Glasscock begins the season in 2nd place, while the Handicapped commences the season with 8th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Bad Newz Kennels traded lane malfunctions with Cannonbelt Run. With the strength of Carl Goetz with his 557 series, the Kennels collected 3 wins against Cannonbelt. Conversely, Nik Domann called the shots for Cannonbelt with his 501 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels begins with 3rd place, while Cannonbelt gets going with 6th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Sh!t, I Don't Know kept stealing sips of beer from Ebowla. Headlined by Duncan Ferber with his 532 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against Ebowla. On the other side, Travis Kleiner reigned supreme in Ebowla with his 393 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know starts out in 4th place, while Ebowla begins in 9th.
On lanes 25 & 26: The GameCox alternated between bowling and dry humping Split Happens. Showcasing Jason Carpio with his 496 series, the GameCox collected 3 wins against Split Happens. On the other half of the score sheet, James Long laid down the law in Split Happens with his 520 despite his team notching only a single win. The GameCox leaves the gate in 5th place, while Split Happens start off with 7th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Your Mom had a rendezvous with Dios Mios. Although blessed by Ryan Doll with his 493 series, Your Mom got swept by Dios Mios. As for the opposition, #1 Head-to-Head John Boren drew the spotlight in Dios Mios with his 558 as they swept the competition. Your Mom 10th place, while Dios Mios 1st.
Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (232), Brian Eye (215,234), Carl Goetz (202), Don Glasscock (232,206), Freda Schroeder (209), James Long (203), Nik Domann (201), Steve Kiernan (203), and Tyler Hilker (210)

The Tournament of Champions begins in 3 weeks. Here are how the divisions are shaping up so far:
DIVISION 1 1. Brian Eye 2. Don Glasscock 3. Carl Goetz 4. Tyler Hilker 5. Ken Wilson 6. Duncan Ferber 7. Bill Krejci 8. James Long 9. Steve Kiernan 10. Kendall Kukowski | DIVISION 2 1. Nik Domann 2. Jason Carpio 3. Ryan Doll 4. Freda Schroeder 5. Amanda Cox Jeter 6. Dennis Laube 7. Jennifer Seefeldt 8. Scott Murdock 9. David Parre 10. Nick Allegri | DIVISION 3 1. Phil Schroeder 2. Janelle Lamar 3. Chris Lewis 4. Travis Kleiner 5. Shaun Crockett 6. Brian Henderson 7. Tom Finley 8. John Kroenke 9. Sabrina Gray 10. Ben Lee | DIVISION 4 1. John Keck 2. Amy Goodnow |
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 5th-place The GameCox (estimated hcp 23) will challenge 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels. The GameCox is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Kennels are forecast to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 2nd-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will share a couple of pitchers with 9th-place Ebowla (hcp 205). The Glasscock might roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while Ebowla ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 8th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 24) will meet with 10th-place Your Mom. The Handicapped will likely maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Your Mom; while Your Mom will probably hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know will test their mettle against 1st-place Dios Mios (estimated estimated hcp 47). I Don't Know might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Dios Mios; while Dios Mios ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 7th-place Split Happens (estimated estimated hcp 140) will spend some quality time with 6th-place Cannonbelt Run. Split Happens are predicted to amazing and sweep the series; while Cannonbelt is anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | Dios Mios | 4-0 | 1.000 | 1,912 | n/a |
2 | Seefeldt the Glasscock | 3-1 | .750 | 2,254 | n/a |
3 | Bad Newz Kennels | 3-1 | .750 | 1,904 | n/a |
4 | Sh!t, I Don't Know | 3-1 | .750 | 1,848 | n/a |
5 | The GameCox | 3-1 | .750 | 1,715 | n/a |
6 | Cannonbelt Run | 1-3 | .250 | 1,672 | n/a |
7 | Split Happens | 1-3 | .250 | 1,659 | n/a |
8 | Seriously Handicapped | 1-3 | .250 | 1,475 | n/a |
9 | Ebowla | 1-3 | .250 | 1,460 | n/a |
10 | Your Mom | 0-4 | .000 | 1,547 | n/a |