The Fall 2007 season is now underway, with ten teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (209) and series (477) for the women, while Brian Eye earned this week's high game (234) and series (640) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Seefeldt the Glasscock traded lane malfunctions with Seriously Handicapped. Headlined by #1 Power-Ranked Brian Eye and his 640 series, the Glasscock collected 3 wins against the Handicapped. As for the opposition, Tyler Hilker mastered the Handicapped with his fantastic 554 despite his team notching only a single win. Seefeldt the Glasscock begins with 2nd place, while the Handicapped gets going with 8th.
On lanes 21 & 22: Bad Newz Kennels couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Cannonbelt Run. Starring Carl Goetz with his 557 series, the Kennels collected 3 wins against Cannonbelt. In the midst of this, Nik Domann ruled Cannonbelt with his 501 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels gets underway in 3rd place, while Cannonbelt begins in 6th.
On lanes 23 & 24: Sh!t, I Don't Know had a rendezvous with Ebowla. With top billing by Duncan Ferber with his 532 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against Ebowla. On the flipside, Travis Kleiner took the lead in Ebowla with his 393 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know begins the season in 4th place, while Ebowla starts off with 9th.
On lanes 25 & 26: The GameCox spent some quality time with Split Happens. Reinforced by Jason Carpio with his 496 series, the GameCox collected 3 wins against Split Happens. On the adjacent lane, James Long drew the spotlight in Split Happens with his 520 despite his team notching only a single win. The GameCox leaves the gate in 5th place, while Split Happens commence the season with 7th.
Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Your Mom alternated splits with Dios Mios. Despite the strength of Ryan Doll with his 493 series, Your Mom got swept by Dios Mios. Concurrently, #1 Head-to-Head John Boren shined in Dios Mios with his 558 as they swept the competition. Your Mom 10th place, while Dios Mios 1st.
Bowlers who stripped naked and shared a cozy hottub together in a back room at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (232), Brian Eye (215,234), Carl Goetz (202), Don Glasscock (232,206), Freda Schroeder (209), James Long (203), Nik Domann (201), Steve Kiernan (203), and Tyler Hilker (210)

The Tournament of Champions begins in 3 weeks. Here are how the divisions are shaping up so far:
DIVISION 1 1. Brian Eye 2. Don Glasscock 3. Carl Goetz 4. Tyler Hilker 5. Ken Wilson 6. Duncan Ferber 7. Bill Krejci 8. James Long 9. Steve Kiernan 10. Kendall Kukowski | DIVISION 2 1. Nik Domann 2. Jason Carpio 3. Ryan Doll 4. Freda Schroeder 5. Amanda Cox Jeter 6. Dennis Laube 7. Jennifer Seefeldt 8. Scott Murdock 9. David Parre 10. Nick Allegri | DIVISION 3 1. Phil Schroeder 2. Janelle Lamar 3. Chris Lewis 4. Travis Kleiner 5. Shaun Crockett 6. Brian Henderson 7. Tom Finley 8. John Kroenke 9. Sabrina Gray 10. Ben Lee | DIVISION 4 1. John Keck 2. Amy Goodnow |
NEXT WEEK:
- First, on lanes 19&20, 5th-place The GameCox (estimated hcp 23) will hang out with 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels. The GameCox is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Kennels are forecast to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
- Moving to lanes 21&22, 2nd-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will spend some quality time with 9th-place Ebowla (hcp 205). The Glasscock might roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while Ebowla ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
- Then, over on lanes 23&24, 8th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 24) will match wits with 10th-place Your Mom. The Handicapped will likely maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Your Mom; while Your Mom will probably hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Next up, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know will chuck some balls with 1st-place Dios Mios (estimated estimated hcp 47). I Don't Know might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Dios Mios; while Dios Mios ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
- Finally, on lanes 27&28, 7th-place Split Happens (estimated estimated hcp 140) will compete against 6th-place Cannonbelt Run. Split Happens are predicted to astounding and sweep the series; while Cannonbelt is anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | Dios Mios | 4-0 | 1.000 | 1,912 | n/a |
2 | Seefeldt the Glasscock | 3-1 | .750 | 2,254 | n/a |
3 | Bad Newz Kennels | 3-1 | .750 | 1,904 | n/a |
4 | Sh!t, I Don't Know | 3-1 | .750 | 1,848 | n/a |
5 | The GameCox | 3-1 | .750 | 1,715 | n/a |
6 | Cannonbelt Run | 1-3 | .250 | 1,672 | n/a |
7 | Split Happens | 1-3 | .250 | 1,659 | n/a |
8 | Seriously Handicapped | 1-3 | .250 | 1,475 | n/a |
9 | Ebowla | 1-3 | .250 | 1,460 | n/a |
10 | Your Mom | 0-4 | .000 | 1,547 | n/a |