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Fall 2007, Week 1

Posted by BowlingBot On August - 29 - 2007ADD COMMENTS

Fall 2007 Week 1 Robo-RecapThe Fall 2007 season is now underway, with ten teams entering the 16-week competition for the coveted, nonexistent championship trophy. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (209) and series (477) for the women, while Brian Eye earned this week's high game (234) and series (640) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 19 & 20: Seefeldt the Glasscock kept stealing sips of beer from Seriously Handicapped. Highlighting the skills of #1 Power-Ranked Brian Eye and his 640 series, the Glasscock collected 3 wins against the Handicapped. On the flipside, Tyler Hilker commanded the Handicapped with his fantastic 554 despite his team notching only a single win. Seefeldt the Glasscock begins with 2nd place, while the Handicapped starts off with 8th.

week1On lanes 21 & 22: Bad Newz Kennels sparred with Cannonbelt Run. Topped by Carl Goetz with his 557 series, the Kennels collected 3 wins against Cannonbelt. Simultaneously, Nik Domann oversaw Cannonbelt with his 501 despite his team notching only a single win. Bad Newz Kennels leaves the gate in 3rd place, while Cannonbelt gets going with 6th.

On lanes 23 & 24: Sh!t, I Don't Know couldn't stop inappropriately groping Ebowla. Blessed by Duncan Ferber with his 532 series, I Don't Know collected 3 wins against Ebowla. On the other side, Travis Kleiner guided Ebowla with his 393 despite his team notching only a single win. Sh!t, I Don't Know gets underway in 4th place, while Ebowla commences the season with 9th.

On lanes 25 & 26: The GameCox matched wits with Split Happens. Starring Jason Carpio with his 496 series, the GameCox collected 3 wins against Split Happens. In the midst of this, James Long reigned supreme in Split Happens with his 520 despite his team notching only a single win. The GameCox starts out in 5th place, while Split Happens begin in 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 27 & 28: Your Mom couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Dios Mios. In spite of top-billing by Ryan Doll with his 493 series, Your Mom got swept by Dios Mios. Concurrently, #1 Head-to-Head John Boren mastered Dios Mios with his 558 as they swept the competition. Your Mom 10th place, while Dios Mios 1st.

Bowlers getting the VIP treatment in The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (232), Brian Eye (215,234), Carl Goetz (202), Don Glasscock (232,206), Freda Schroeder (209), James Long (203), Nik Domann (201), Steve Kiernan (203), and Tyler Hilker (210)


A new personal high game was set tonight by Amanda Cox Jeter (163, previous best 158). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Amanda Cox Jeter (461, previous best 446).


The Tournament of Champions begins in 3 weeks. Here are how the divisions are shaping up so far:

DIVISION 1
1. Brian Eye
2. Don Glasscock
3. Carl Goetz
4. Tyler Hilker
5. Ken Wilson
6. Duncan Ferber
7. Bill Krejci
8. James Long
9. Steve Kiernan
10. Kendall Kukowski
DIVISION 2
1. Nik Domann
2. Jason Carpio
3. Ryan Doll
4. Freda Schroeder
5. Amanda Cox Jeter
6. Dennis Laube
7. Jennifer Seefeldt
8. Scott Murdock
9. David Parre
10. Nick Allegri
DIVISION 3
1. Phil Schroeder
2. Janelle Lamar
3. Chris Lewis
4. Travis Kleiner
5. Shaun Crockett
6. Brian Henderson
7. Tom Finley
8. John Kroenke
9. Sabrina Gray
10. Ben Lee
DIVISION 4
1. John Keck
2. Amy Goodnow



NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 19&20, 5th-place The GameCox (estimated hcp 23) will hang out with 3rd-place Bad Newz Kennels. The GameCox is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Kennels are forecast to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
  • Moving to lanes 21&22, 2nd-place Seefeldt the Glasscock will socialize with 9th-place Ebowla (hcp 205). The Glasscock might roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while Ebowla ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Then, over on lanes 23&24, 8th-place Seriously Handicapped (hcp 24) will chill with 10th-place Your Mom. The Handicapped will likely maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Your Mom; while Your Mom will probably hold steady as they keep the series tied.
  • Next up, on lanes 25&26, 4th-place Sh!t, I Don't Know will roll against 1st-place Dios Mios (estimated estimated hcp 47). I Don't Know might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Dios Mios; while Dios Mios ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
  • Finally, on lanes 27&28, 7th-place Split Happens (estimated estimated hcp 140) will share a couple of pitchers with 6th-place Cannonbelt Run. Split Happens are predicted to amazing and sweep the series; while Cannonbelt is anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


No one
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Brian Eye
Runner Up:
Don Glasscock

  #1 H2H BOWLER


John Boren
Runner Up:
Brian Eye

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."

Amy Goodnow, explaining why she didn't get promoted to Group Creative Director.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Dios Mios 4-0 1.000 1,912 n/a
2 Seefeldt the Glasscock 3-1 .750 2,254 n/a
3 Bad Newz Kennels 3-1 .750 1,904 n/a
4 Sh!t, I Don't Know 3-1 .750 1,848 n/a
5 The GameCox 3-1 .750 1,715 n/a
6 Cannonbelt Run 1-3 .250 1,672 n/a
7 Split Happens 1-3 .250 1,659 n/a
8 Seriously Handicapped 1-3 .250 1,475 n/a
9 Ebowla 1-3 .250 1,460 n/a
10 Your Mom 0-4 .000 1,547 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 1
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Brian Eye - 640
Don Glasscock - 610
John Boren - 558
Carl Goetz - 557
Tyler Hilker - 554
Freda Schroeder - 477
Amanda Cox Jeter - 461
Jennifer Seefeldt - 455
Janelle Lamar - 398
Erin deVries - 337
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Brian Eye - 640
Don Glasscock - 610
Carl Goetz - 593
Tyler Hilker - 592
John Boren - 591
Freda Schroeder - 575
Amanda Cox Jeter - 573
Jennifer Seefeldt - 572
Janelle Lamar - 561
Erin deVries - 548
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Brian Eye - 234
Don Glasscock - 232
Bill Krejci - 232 (t)
Tyler Hilker - 210
James Long - 203
Steve Kiernan - 203 (t)
Carl Goetz - 202
Freda Schroeder - 209
Jennifer Seefeldt - 168
Amanda Cox Jeter - 163
Janelle Lamar - 161
Erin deVries - 126
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Bill Krejci - 253
Brian Eye - 234
Don Glasscock - 232
Nik Domann - 227
Steve Kiernan - 226
Freda Schroeder - 241
Janelle Lamar - 215
Jennifer Seefeldt - 207
Amanda Cox Jeter - 200
Erin deVries - 196
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Bill Krejci - 59
Dennis Laube - 35
Nik Domann - 34
Steve Kiernan - 32
James Long - 30
Freda Schroeder - 50
Janelle Lamar - 29
Jennifer Seefeldt - 17
Sabrina Gray - 14
Erin deVries - 14 (t)
Amanda Cox Jeter - 10

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