The Spring 2007 season draws to a close, with Guttersluts officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (189) and series (527) for the women. As for the men, Duncan Ferber snagged this week's high game with a 225, and high series was earned by Bill Krejci with a 621. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Guttersluts deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Oily Balls. Showcasing #1 Head-to-Head Bill Krejci and his remarkable 621 series, Guttersluts collected 3 wins against Oily Balls. Across the ball return, Pat Searcy showed off in Oily Balls with his 575 despite his team notching only a single win. Guttersluts complete in 1st place, while Oily Balls come out in 2nd.
On lanes 17 & 18: X9XX celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Unstoppabowl. In spite of top-billing by Stefan Miller with his above-average 546 series, X9XX accomplished only 1 win against Unstoppabowl. While that was going down, Cory Chorpenning called the shots for Unstoppabowl with his below-average 510 as his team took the series with 3 wins. X9XX drops 1 spot in the standings to end the season in 4th place, while Unstoppabowl moves 1 spot to cross the finish line in 3rd.
On lanes 19 & 20: Doll's Balls alternated between bowling and dry humping Those 4 Bowlers. With the strength of Ryan Doll with his above-average 562 series, Doll's Balls collected 3 wins against 4 Bowlers. Conversely, Seth Gunderson laid down the law in 4 Bowlers with his above-average 586 despite his team notching only a single win. Doll's Balls close out in 5th place, while 4 Bowlers sink 1 spot to end up with 7th.
On lanes 21 & 22: King Pins matched wits with Frickin' Ten Pin. Demonstrating the prowess of John Coleman with his 569 series, King Pins collected 3 wins against Ten Pin. Concurrently, Carl Goetz guided Ten Pin with his below-average 530 despite his team notching only a single win. King Pins leap 1 spot in the standings to finish in 6th place, while Ten Pin go home with 8th.
Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Churn and Burn shared a platter of cheese sticks with T.B.D.. Regardless of the star power of James Cholke with his above-average 508 series, Churn and Burn got swept by T.B.D.. As for the opposition, #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Tyler Hilker mastered T.B.D. with his staggering 535 as they swept the competition. Churn and Burn drops 1 spot in the standings to 10th place, while T.B.D. moves 1 spot to 9th.
Bowlers slipping into The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (205,200,216), Carl Goetz (212), Duncan Ferber (225), John Coleman (206), John Richardson (206), Phil Schroeder (205), Ryan Doll (220), Seth Gunderson (209,222), Stefan Miller (206), Steve Kiernan (205), and Tyler Hilker (213)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Stefan Miller (Division 2), with Kendall Kukowski (Division 4) landing in second place. Stefan will pocket the nice first-place pot, while Kendall will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | Guttersluts | 45.5-18.5 | .711 | 29,254 | n/a |
2 | Oily Balls | 39.5-24.5 | .617 | 32,137 | n/a |
3 | Unstoppabowl | 38.5-25.5 | .602 | 29,368 | +1 |
4 | X9XX | 38-26 | .594 | 31,665 | -1 |
5 | Doll's Balls | 29.5-34.5 | .461 | 27,444 | n/a |
6 | King Pins | 27.5-36.5 | .430 | 26,711 | +1 |
7 | Those 4 Bowlers | 27-37 | .422 | 27,766 | -1 |
8 | Frickin' Ten Pin | 25-39 | .391 | 29,640 | n/a |
9 | T.B.D. | 24.5-39.5 | .383 | 23,898 | +1 |
10 | Churn and Burn | 23-41 | .359 | 25,373 | -1 |