The Spring 2007 season draws to a close, with Guttersluts officially earning this season's championship title! The final week saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (189) and series (527) for the women. As for the men, Duncan Ferber snagged this week's high game with a 225, and high series was earned by Bill Krejci with a 621. Read on for all the rest of the details!
First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Guttersluts sparred with Oily Balls. With the strength of #1 Head-to-Head Bill Krejci and his astounding 621 series, Guttersluts collected 3 wins against Oily Balls. On the flipside, Pat Searcy ruled Oily Balls with his 575 despite his team notching only a single win. Guttersluts close out in 1st place, while Oily Balls come out in 2nd.
On lanes 17 & 18: X9XX had some one-on-one time with Unstoppabowl. Despite being led by Stefan Miller with his above-average 546 series, X9XX accomplished only 1 win against Unstoppabowl. In the meantime, Cory Chorpenning dominated Unstoppabowl with his below-average 510 as his team took the series with 3 wins. X9XX drops 1 spot in the standings to end the season in 4th place, while Unstoppabowl moves 1 spot to wind up in 3rd.
On lanes 19 & 20: Doll's Balls kept grabbing the balls of Those 4 Bowlers. Featuring Ryan Doll with his above-average 562 series, Doll's Balls collected 3 wins against 4 Bowlers. On the other side, Seth Gunderson oversaw 4 Bowlers with his above-average 586 despite his team notching only a single win. Doll's Balls complete in 5th place, while 4 Bowlers sink 1 spot to go home with 7th.
On lanes 21 & 22: King Pins alternated between bowling and dry humping Frickin' Ten Pin. Topped by John Coleman with his 569 series, King Pins collected 3 wins against Ten Pin. As for the opposition, Carl Goetz showed off in Ten Pin with his below-average 530 despite his team notching only a single win. King Pins leap 1 spot in the standings to end in 6th place, while Ten Pin cross the finish line in 8th.
Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Churn and Burn couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of T.B.D.. In spite of top-billing by James Cholke with his above-average 508 series, Churn and Burn got swept by T.B.D.. Simultaneously, #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Tyler Hilker commanded T.B.D. with his marvelous 535 as they swept the competition. Churn and Burn drops 1 spot in the standings to 10th place, while T.B.D. moves 1 spot to 9th.
Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (205,200,216), Carl Goetz (212), Duncan Ferber (225), John Coleman (206), John Richardson (206), Phil Schroeder (205), Ryan Doll (220), Seth Gunderson (209,222), Stefan Miller (206), Steve Kiernan (205), and Tyler Hilker (213)

After a hard fought season, the Tournament of Champions was won tonight by Stefan Miller (Division 2), with Kendall Kukowski (Division 4) landing in second place. Stefan will pocket the nice first-place pot, while Kendall will take away the second-place pot. Congratulations!
THIS WEEK'S MVB
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FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
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Pos. | Team name | Record | Percent | Total Pins | Change |
1 | Guttersluts | 45.5-18.5 | .711 | 29,254 | n/a |
2 | Oily Balls | 39.5-24.5 | .617 | 32,137 | n/a |
3 | Unstoppabowl | 38.5-25.5 | .602 | 29,368 | +1 |
4 | X9XX | 38-26 | .594 | 31,665 | -1 |
5 | Doll's Balls | 29.5-34.5 | .461 | 27,444 | n/a |
6 | King Pins | 27.5-36.5 | .430 | 26,711 | +1 |
7 | Those 4 Bowlers | 27-37 | .422 | 27,766 | -1 |
8 | Frickin' Ten Pin | 25-39 | .391 | 29,640 | n/a |
9 | T.B.D. | 24.5-39.5 | .383 | 23,898 | +1 |
10 | Churn and Burn | 23-41 | .359 | 25,373 | -1 |