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Spring 2007, Week 11

Posted by BowlingBot On March - 27 - 2007ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2007 Week 11 Robo-RecapThe eleventh week of Spring 2007 saw three teams climb in the standings, while four teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Deena Slinkard picked up this week's high game (231) and series (472) for the women, while Pat Searcy earned this week's high game (235) and series (604) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Those 4 Bowlers hung out with Doll's Balls. Even though highlighted by the skills of Seth Gunderson with his below-average 476 series, 4 Bowlers accomplished only 1 win against Doll's Balls. Conversely, Ryan Doll mastered Doll's Balls with his 503 (along with kudos to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Chris Lewis, as well as #1 Head-to-Head ) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Those 4 Bowlers remains in 5th place, while Doll's Balls move 1 spot to 6th.

week11On lanes 17 & 18: Frickin' Ten Pin shared a few beers with King Pins. Though featuring Carl Goetz with his above-average 594 series, Ten Pin got swept by King Pins. On the other half of the score sheet, Duncan Ferber showed off in King Pins with his 521 as they swept the competition. Frickin' Ten Pin drops 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while King Pins jump 2 spots to 7th.

On lanes 19 & 20: T.B.D. entered a showdown to the death with Oily Balls. With T.B.D. forfeiting, all Oily Balls needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. In their battle to get within at least 40 pins of average, Pat Searcy dominated Oily Balls with his 604 as his team took the series with 3 wins. T.B.D. remains in 10th place, while Oily Balls jump 2 spots to 2nd.

On lanes 21 & 22: X9XX tussled with Unstoppabowl. Topped by Stefan Miller with his 515 series, X9XX split the series with Unstoppabowl. Countering this, Cory Chorpenning ruled Unstoppabowl with his 543 (with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler ) as they matched their opponent in wins. X9XX drops 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Unstoppabowl sinks 1 spot to 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Churn and Burn couldn't stop inappropriately groping Guttersluts. Notwithstanding the leadership of Jason Carpio with his below-average 481 series, Churn and Burn got swept by Guttersluts. Simultaneously, John Boren shined in Guttersluts with his 574 as they swept the competition. Churn and Burn plummets 2 spots in the standings to 8th place, while Guttersluts remain in 1st.

Bowlers ducking past the bouncer at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (212), Carl Goetz (214), Chris Lewis (214), Cory Chorpenning (226), Deena Slinkard (231), Duncan Ferber (202), Pat Searcy (235), and Seth Gunderson (200)


New personal high games were set tonight by Deena Slinkard (231, previous best 194) and Chris Lewis (214, previous best 198). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Chris Lewis (498, previous best 469).

Adding to the excitement, the 231 rolled by Deena Slinkard is this season's new high game among women.

The 231 rolled by Deena Slinkard is the new 5th-best women's game in league history!


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Carl Goetz came closest), while Stefan Miller clobbered Division 2. Chris Lewis creamed Division 3, and Daniel Bolton claimed victory in Division 4. Finally, John Boren (Division 1) crushed this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: John Boren dominates Division 1; Seth Gunderson holds the reins in Division 2; Deena Slinkard governs Division 3; and Kendall Kukowski runs the show in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 15&16, 4th-place X9XX will socialize with 2nd-place Oily Balls (hcp 18). X9XX is expected to roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Oily Balls are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Moving to lanes 17&18, 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers (hcp 2) will roll against 8th-place Churn and Burn. 4 Bowlers might perform well and sweep the series; while Churn and Burn ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
  • Then, over on lanes 19&20, 6th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 36) will hang out with 1st-place Guttersluts. Doll's Balls will likely maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Guttersluts will probably drop their average a bit while avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 21&22, 7th-place King Pins (hcp 15) will test their mettle against 10th-place T.B.D.. King Pins might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while T.B.D. ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Finally, on lanes 23&24, 9th-place Frickin' Ten Pin will challenge 3rd-place Unstoppabowl (hcp 12). Ten Pin is predicted to maintain their current strength as they just barely lose the series; while Unstoppabowl is anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Chris Lewis
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Chris Lewis
Runner Up:
Deena Slinkard

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Kendall Kukowski
Runner Up:
Carl Goetz

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Ken tried to top Sara that frame but wound up getting nothing but dead wood."

Dennis Laube, describing the typical outcome for Ken Wilson.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Guttersluts 34.5-9.5 .784 20,165 n/a
2 Oily Balls 26.5-17.5 .602 22,002 +2
3 Unstoppabowl 26.5-17.5 .602 20,035 -1
4 X9XX 26-18 .591 21,348 -1
5 Those 4 Bowlers 22-22 .500 18,988 n/a
6 Doll's Balls 19.5-24.5 .443 18,622 +1
7 King Pins 18-26 .409 18,257 +2
8 Churn and Burn 17-27 .386 18,739 -2
9 Frickin' Ten Pin 15-29 .341 20,363 -1
10 T.B.D. 13-31 .295 14,671 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 11
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Pat Searcy - 604
Carl Goetz - 594
John Boren - 574
Bill Krejci - 554
Cory Chorpenning - 543
Deena Slinkard - 472
Angela Bradford - 465
Freda Schroeder - 414
Andee Weinfurt - 385
Sara Bryant - 373
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Chris Lewis - 649
Kendall Kukowski - 631
Carl Goetz - 622
Pat Searcy - 620
Bill Krejci - 618
Deena Slinkard - 637
Sarah Buchanan - 604
Angela Bradford - 577
Ariel Waldman - 568
Andee Weinfurt - 550
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Pat Searcy - 235
Cory Chorpenning - 226
Chris Lewis - 214
Carl Goetz - 214 (t)
Bill Krejci - 212
Duncan Ferber - 202
Deena Slinkard - 231
Sarah Buchanan - 167
Freda Schroeder - 165
Angela Bradford - 160
Andee Weinfurt - 138
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Chris Lewis - 264
Pat Searcy - 240
Cory Chorpenning - 234
Bill Krejci - 233
Carl Goetz - 223
Stefan Miller - 223 (t)
Deena Slinkard - 286
Sarah Buchanan - 251
Ariel Waldman - 209
Freda Schroeder - 200
Angela Bradford - 197
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Chris Lewis - 77
Pat Searcy - 42
Daniel Bolton - 40
Bill Krejci - 39
Cory Chorpenning - 37
Deena Slinkard - 100
Sarah Buchanan - 72
Ariel Waldman - 28
Ginger O'Reilly - 14
Jamie Gibson - 13

Spring 2007, Week 10

Posted by BowlingBot On March - 20 - 2007ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2007 Week 10 Robo-RecapThe Spring 2007 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The tenth week saw three teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (176) and series (488) for the women, while John Boren earned this week's high game (267) and series (701) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Guttersluts had some one-on-one time with Oily Balls. Led by #1 Power-Ranked John Boren and his awe-inspiring 701 series, Guttersluts celebrated a clean sweep over Oily Balls. Meanwhile, Pat Searcy commanded Oily Balls with his below-average 537 despite his team getting swept. Guttersluts remains in 1st place, while Oily Balls plunge 2 spots to 4th.

week10On lanes 17 & 18: Unstoppabowl sparred with X9XX. Starring Cory Chorpenning with his 562 series, Unstoppabowl split the series with X9XX. In the midst of this, Don Glasscock laid down the law in X9XX with his above-average 677 as they matched their opponent in wins. Unstoppabowl leaps 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while X9XX moves 1 spot to 3rd.

On lanes 19 & 20: Those 4 Bowlers couldn't stop inappropriately groping Churn and Burn. Reinforced by Seth Gunderson with his spectacular 620 series, 4 Bowlers collected 3 wins against Churn and Burn. On the other side, Jason Carpio oversaw Churn and Burn with his below-average 492 despite his team notching only a single win. Those 4 Bowlers remains in 5th place, while Churn and Burn remains in 6th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Frickin' Ten Pin kept grabbing the balls of Doll's Balls. In spite of top-billing by Carl Goetz with his above-average 595 series, Ten Pin accomplished only 1 win against Doll's Balls. Conversely, #1 Head-to-Head and Most Valuable Bowler John Richardson ruled Doll's Balls with his staggering 564 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Frickin' Ten Pin drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Doll's Balls move 1 spot to 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: King Pins hung out with T.B.D.. Highlighting the skills of Duncan Ferber with his above-average 591 series, King Pins split the series with T.B.D.. On the flipside, Steve Kiernan reigned supreme in T.B.D. with his above-average 579 as they matched their opponent in wins. King Pins remains in 9th place, while T.B.D. remains in 10th.

Bowlers entering The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (217), Don Glasscock (228,224,225), Duncan Ferber (223,203), Jason Carpio (201), John Boren (267,205,229), John Richardson (202), Pat Searcy (223), Seth Gunderson (258), and Steve Kiernan (207)


New personal high games were set tonight by Seth Gunderson (258, previous best 230) and Chris Lewis (198, previous best 177). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Seth Gunderson (620, previous best 611) and Chris Lewis (469, previous best 447).

Adding to the excitement, the 701 rolled by John Boren is this season's new high series for men.

The 267 rolled by John Boren is tied for the 6th-best game in league history!
The 701 rolled by John Boren is tied for the 5th-best series in league history!


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: John Boren topped Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Seth Gunderson came closest). John Richardson conquered Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Emily Austin came closest). Finally, Freda Schroeder (Division 2) eradicated this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Kendall Kukowski (Division 4) eradicated this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: John Boren leads Division 1; Seth Gunderson dominates Division 2; Deena Slinkard and Dave Hickerson top Division 3 in a tie; and Kendall Kukowski holds the reins in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 15&16, 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers will socialize with 7th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 6). 4 Bowlers are expected to perform well and win the series; while Doll's Balls are forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Moving to lanes 17&18, 8th-place Frickin' Ten Pin will battle 9th-place King Pins (hcp 89). Ten Pin might roll a little low and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while King Pins ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Then, over on lanes 19&20, 10th-place T.B.D. (hcp 103) will roll against 4th-place Oily Balls. T.B.D. will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Oily Balls will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Next up, on lanes 21&22, 3rd-place X9XX (hcp 6) will hang out with 2nd-place Unstoppabowl. X9XX might roll a little low and get swept; while Unstoppabowl ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Finally, on lanes 23&24, 6th-place Churn and Burn (hcp 22) will chuck some balls with 1st-place Guttersluts. Churn and Burn is predicted to maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Guttersluts; while Guttersluts are anticipated to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


John Richardson
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


John Boren
Runner Up:
John Richardson

  #1 H2H BOWLER


John Richardson
Runner Up:
John Boren

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"I mounted it, got what I needed, then dismounted it."

Tyler Hilker, allegedly taking about getting files off a remote hard drive earlier in the day.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Guttersluts 30.5-9.5 .763 18,263 n/a
2 Unstoppabowl 24.5-15.5 .613 18,156 +1
3 X9XX 24-16 .600 19,290 +1
4 Oily Balls 23.5-16.5 .588 19,968 -2
5 Those 4 Bowlers 21-19 .525 17,296 n/a
6 Churn and Burn 17-23 .425 17,199 n/a
7 Doll's Balls 16.5-23.5 .413 16,884 +1
8 Frickin' Ten Pin 15-25 .375 18,597 -1
9 King Pins 14-26 .350 16,631 n/a
10 T.B.D. 13-27 .325 14,845 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 10
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
John Boren - 701
Don Glasscock - 677
Seth Gunderson - 620
Carl Goetz - 595
Duncan Ferber - 591
Freda Schroeder - 488
Angela Bradford - 405
Sara Bryant - 374
Ariel Waldman - 353
Emily Austin - 327
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
John Boren - 734
John Richardson - 691
Seth Gunderson - 684
Don Glasscock - 677
Duncan Ferber - 641
Freda Schroeder - 593
Sarah Buchanan - 582
Ariel Waldman - 576
Sara Bryant - 542
Emily Austin - 531
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
John Boren - 267
Seth Gunderson - 258
Don Glasscock - 228
Pat Searcy - 223
Duncan Ferber - 223 (t)
Carl Goetz - 217
Freda Schroeder - 176
Angela Bradford - 146
Sara Bryant - 132
Emily Austin - 128
Sarah Buchanan - 126
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Seth Gunderson - 279
John Boren - 278
Chris Lewis - 250
John Richardson - 244
Duncan Ferber - 239
Sarah Buchanan - 212
Freda Schroeder - 211
Emily Austin - 196
Ariel Waldman - 194
Sara Bryant - 188
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Seth Gunderson - 85
John Boren - 81
Chris Lewis - 63
John Richardson - 55
Duncan Ferber - 44
Sarah Buchanan - 34
Freda Schroeder - 20
Ariel Waldman - 13
Emily Austin - 13 (t)
Sara Bryant - 2

Spring 2007, Week 9

Posted by BowlingBot On March - 13 - 2007ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2007 Week 9 Robo-RecapBy now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Spring 2007 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The ninth week saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (190) and series (499) for the women, while John Boren earned this week's high game (246) and series (675) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Churn and Burn took turns kicking the ball return with Frickin' Ten Pin. Starring Jason Carpio with his splendid 602 series, Churn and Burn collected 3 wins against Ten Pin. On the flipside, Phil Schroeder commanded Ten Pin with his 499 despite his team notching only a single win. Churn and Burn leaps 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Ten Pin sinks 1 spot to 7th.

This was done rather often this week by people we wouldn't normally expect.On lanes 17 & 18: T.B.D. faced off against Unstoppabowl. With T.B.D. forfeiting, all Unstoppabowl needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. In their battle to get within at least 40 pins of average, Cory Chorpenning called the shots for Unstoppabowl with his below-average 532 as his team took the series with 3 wins. T.B.D. drops 1 spot in the standings to 10th place, while Unstoppabowl remains in 3rd.

On lanes 19 & 20: King Pins shared a few beers with Those 4 Bowlers. With top billing by Duncan Ferber with his remarkable 613 series, King Pins split the series with 4 Bowlers. Meanwhile, Seth Gunderson showed off in 4 Bowlers with his above-average 562 as they matched their opponent in wins. King Pins leap 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while 4 Bowlers remain in 5th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Oily Balls hung out with Guttersluts. In spite of the prowess of Ken M. Wilson with his 549 series, Oily Balls got swept by Guttersluts. On the other side, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) John Boren shined in Guttersluts with his miraculous 675 as they swept the competition. Oily Balls drop 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Guttersluts move 1 spot to 1st.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Doll's Balls accepted a challenge by X9XX. Although topped by Ryan Doll with his 516 series, Doll's Balls accomplished only 1 win against X9XX. Simultaneously, Don Glasscock laid down the law in X9XX with his 603 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Doll's Balls remains in 8th place, while X9XX remains in 4th.

Bowlers entering The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (204), Cory Chorpenning (210), Don Glasscock (226), Duncan Ferber (244), Jason Carpio (207,242), John Boren (214,215,246), John Coleman (201), Pat Searcy (200), Ryan Doll (209), and Seth Gunderson (216)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: John Boren decimated Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Bill Krejci came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Angela Bradford came closest), and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Shaun Crockett came closest). And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Pat Searcy dominates Division 1; Seth Gunderson runs the show in Division 2; Deena Slinkard is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Kendall Kukowski calls the shots for Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

  • First, on lanes 15&16, 1st-place Guttersluts (hcp 47) will face 2nd-place Oily Balls. Guttersluts are expected to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Oily Balls are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
  • Moving to lanes 17&18, 3rd-place Unstoppabowl (hcp 21) will test their mettle against 4th-place X9XX. Unstoppabowl might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with X9XX; while X9XX ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
  • Then, over on lanes 19&20, 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers (hcp 12) will socialize with 6th-place Churn and Burn. 4 Bowlers will likely roll decently and win the series; while Churn and Burn will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
  • Next up, on lanes 21&22, 7th-place Frickin' Ten Pin will challenge 8th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 49). Ten Pin might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Doll's Balls ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Finally, on lanes 23&24, 9th-place King Pins will hang out with 10th-place T.B.D.. King Pins are predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while T.B.D. is anticipated to drop their average a bit while avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


John Boren
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


John Boren
Runner Up:
Jason Carpio

  #1 H2H BOWLER


John Boren
Runner Up:
Seth Gunderson

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"The faster I go, the harder it gets."

Don Glasscock, contemplating slowing down the pace a little.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Guttersluts 26.5-9.5 .736 16,365 +1
2 Oily Balls 23.5-12.5 .653 18,131 -1
3 Unstoppabowl 22.5-13.5 .625 16,279 n/a
4 X9XX 22-14 .611 17,244 n/a
5 Those 4 Bowlers 18-18 .500 15,494 n/a
6 Churn and Burn 16-20 .444 15,514 +1
7 Frickin' Ten Pin 14-22 .389 16,706 -1
8 Doll's Balls 13.5-22.5 .375 15,022 n/a
9 King Pins 12-24 .333 14,769 +1
10 T.B.D. 11-25 .306 12,959 -1
Top Individual Achievements for Week 9
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
John Boren - 675
Duncan Ferber - 613
Don Glasscock - 603
Jason Carpio - 602
Seth Gunderson - 562
Angela Bradford - 499
Deena Slinkard - 408
Freda Schroeder - 393
Tracy Rychlewski - 393 (t)
Andee Weinfurt - 361
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
John Boren - 720
Duncan Ferber - 673
Jason Carpio - 669
Seth Gunderson - 631
Bill Krejci - 617
James Cholke - 617 (t)
Angela Bradford - 609
Deena Slinkard - 576
Tracy Rychlewski - 573
Andee Weinfurt - 521
Freda Schroeder - 491
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
John Boren - 246
Duncan Ferber - 244
Jason Carpio - 242
Don Glasscock - 226
Seth Gunderson - 216
Angela Bradford - 190
Deena Slinkard - 162
Tracy Rychlewski - 153
Andee Weinfurt - 143
Freda Schroeder - 142
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Jason Carpio - 264
Duncan Ferber - 264 (t)
John Boren - 261
Seth Gunderson - 239
Ryan Doll - 234
Kris Hiestand - 229
Angela Bradford - 226
Deena Slinkard - 218
Tracy Rychlewski - 213
Andee Weinfurt - 196
Freda Schroeder - 174
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Jason Carpio - 70
Duncan Ferber - 69
John Boren - 65
Seth Gunderson - 45
Kris Hiestand - 42
Angela Bradford - 36
Deena Slinkard - 32
Tracy Rychlewski - 28
Andee Weinfurt - 10

Spring 2007, Week 8

Posted by BowlingBot On March - 6 - 2007ADD COMMENTS

Spring 2007 Week 8 Robo-RecapWe are now halfway through the Spring 2007 season, so time is running out for those teams who want a shot at the championship to position themselves. The eighth week saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (191) and series (503) for the women, while Carl Goetz earned this week's high game (242) and series (660) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Doll's Balls spent a romantic evening with King Pins. While headlined by John Richardson with his stunning 499 series, Doll's Balls accomplished only 1 win against King Pins. Countering this, John Coleman commanded King Pins with his 570 (along with kudos to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Daniel Bolton, as well as #1 Head-to-Head ) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Doll's Balls remains in 8th place, while King Pins remain in 10th.

week8On lanes 17 & 18: Churn and Burn faced off against Oily Balls. Even though highlighted by the skills of James Cholke with his 489 series, Churn and Burn missed getting swept by Oily Balls by just one pin. As for the opposition, Pat Searcy laid down the law in Oily Balls with his 590 as his team took the series with 3.5 wins. Churn and Burn drops 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Oily Balls remain in 1st.

On lanes 19 & 20: X9XX kept grabbing the balls of Frickin' Ten Pin. Reinforced by Stefan Miller with his 523 series, X9XX collected 3 wins against Ten Pin. In the meantime, #1 Head-to-Head Carl Goetz dominated Ten Pin with his phenomenal 660 despite his team notching only a single win. X9XX remains in 4th place, while Ten Pin moves 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 21 & 22: T.B.D. alternated between bowling and dry humping Those 4 Bowlers. Despite being led by Steve Kiernan with his 555 series, T.B.D. accomplished only 1 win against 4 Bowlers. Across the ball return, Seth Gunderson mastered 4 Bowlers with his above-average 566 as his team took the series with 3 wins. T.B.D. remains in 9th place, while 4 Bowlers remain in 5th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Guttersluts deliberately ate cheese sticks in front of Unstoppabowl. With top billing by Bill Krejci with his awe-inspiring 594 series, Guttersluts celebrated a clean sweep over Unstoppabowl. Simultaneously, Cory Chorpenning showed off in Unstoppabowl with his below-average 500 despite his team getting swept. Guttersluts leap 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Unstoppabowl sinks 1 spot to 3rd.

Bowlers sneaking into The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (221,204), Carl Goetz (242,218,200), John Boren (213), John Coleman (213), and Pat Searcy (212,216)


A new personal best series was rolled tonight by Dave Hickerson (514, previous best 499).


In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz swept Division 1, while Seth Gunderson eradicated Division 2. Dave Hickerson routed Division 3, and Daniel Bolton clobbered Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Pat Searcy runs the show in Division 1; Seth Gunderson is in the driver's seat in Division 2; Deena Slinkard holds the reins in Division 3; and Kendall Kukowski calls the shots for Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:
  • First, on lanes 15&16, 7th-place Churn and Burn (hcp 38) will match wits with 6th-place Frickin' Ten Pin. Churn and Burn is expected to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Ten Pin is forecast to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Moving to lanes 17&18, 9th-place T.B.D. (hcp 55) will roll against 3rd-place Unstoppabowl. T.B.D. might roll a little low and get swept; while Unstoppabowl ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
  • Then, over on lanes 19&20, 10th-place King Pins (hcp 56) will tussle with 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers. King Pins will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while 4 Bowlers will probably raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
  • Next up, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place Oily Balls will chuck some balls with 2nd-place Guttersluts (hcp 54). Oily Balls might perform well and sweep the series; while Guttersluts ought to drop their average a bit while they endure a rough night.
  • Finally, on lanes 23&24, 8th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 28) will test their mettle against 4th-place X9XX. Doll's Balls are predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while X9XX is anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB


Daniel Bolton
Runner Up:
(See Posting)

  #1 POWER BOWLER


Daniel Bolton
Runner Up:
Carl Goetz

  #1 H2H BOWLER


Carl Goetz
Runner Up:
Dave Hickerson

  FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE)
"Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!"

Stefan Miller, no further explanation needed.

EXPANDED STANDINGS
Pos. Team name Record Percent Total Pins Change
1 Oily Balls 23.5-8.5 .734 16,150 n/a
2 Guttersluts 22.5-9.5 .703 14,369 +1
3 Unstoppabowl 19.5-12.5 .609 14,494 -1
4 X9XX 19-13 .594 15,270 n/a
5 Those 4 Bowlers 16-16 .500 13,760 n/a
6 Frickin' Ten Pin 13-19 .406 14,985 +1
7 Churn and Burn 13-19 .406 13,651 -1
8 Doll's Balls 12.5-19.5 .391 13,433 n/a
9 T.B.D. 11-21 .344 13,013 n/a
10 King Pins 10-22 .313 12,921 n/a
Top Individual Achievements for Week 8
Men's High Series Scratch Women's High Series Scratch
Carl Goetz - 660
Bill Krejci - 594
Pat Searcy - 590
John Coleman - 570
Seth Gunderson - 566
Angela Bradford - 503
Freda Schroeder - 430
Andee Weinfurt - 412
Deena Slinkard - 363
Tracy Rychlewski - 358
Men's High Series Handicap Women's High Series Handicap
Daniel Bolton - 704
Carl Goetz - 696
Bill Krejci - 666
Dave Hickerson - 658
Seth Gunderson - 640
Angela Bradford - 618
Andee Weinfurt - 575
Ann Koerten - 557
Sarah Buchanan - 536
Tracy Rychlewski - 533
Men's High Game Scratch Women's High Game Scratch
Carl Goetz - 242
Bill Krejci - 221
Pat Searcy - 216
John Coleman - 213
John Boren - 213 (t)
Daniel Bolton - 199
Duncan Ferber - 199 (t)
Angela Bradford - 191
Freda Schroeder - 161
Ann Koerten - 156
Tracy Rychlewski - 145
Andee Weinfurt - 140
Men's High Game Handicap Women's High Game Handicap
Daniel Bolton - 275
Carl Goetz - 254
Bill Krejci - 245
Scott Murdock - 238
Dave Hickerson - 232
Angela Bradford - 229
Ann Koerten - 228
Tracy Rychlewski - 203
Andee Weinfurt - 194
Freda Schroeder - 192
Men's Pins Over Average Women's Pins Over Average
Daniel Bolton - 94
Carl Goetz - 57
Bill Krejci - 51
Scott Murdock - 50
Dave Hickerson - 44
Ann Koerten - 47
Angela Bradford - 39
Tracy Rychlewski - 18
Sarah Buchanan - 13
Andee Weinfurt - 8

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