The seventh week of Spring 2007 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. Two bowlers set a new personal best series, and three rolled new personal high games. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (195) and series (551) for the women. As for the men, Carl Goetz snagged this week's high game with a 258, and high series was earned by Pat Searcy with a 672. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: X9XX sparred with Those 4 Bowlers. Led by Dennis Laube with his below-average 461 series, X9XX split the series with 4 Bowlers. In the meantime, Seth Gunderson commanded 4 Bowlers with his 503 as they matched their opponent in wins. X9XX remains in 4th place, while 4 Bowlers remain in 5th.

On lanes 17 & 18: Guttersluts took turns kicking the ball return with King Pins. Featuring John Boren with his 529 series, Guttersluts split the series with King Pins. On the adjacent lane, Duncan Ferber reigned supreme in King Pins with his below-average 489 as they matched their opponent in wins. Guttersluts remains in 3rd place, while King Pins remain in 10th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Oily Balls couldn't stop inappropriately groping Unstoppabowl. Highlighting the skills of Pat Searcy with his powerful 672 series, Oily Balls collected 3 wins against Unstoppabowl. Meanwhile, Cory Chorpenning dominated Unstoppabowl with his 564 despite his team notching only a single win. Oily Balls leap 1 spot in the standings to 1st place, while Unstoppabowl sinks 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Frickin' Ten Pin tussled with Doll's Balls. Headlined by Carl Goetz with his astounding 640 series, with props to #1 Head-to-Head bowler , Ten Pin split the series with Doll's Balls. Concurrently, Ryan Doll laid down the law in Doll's Balls with his above-average 528 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Ben Lee) as they matched their opponent in wins. Frickin' Ten Pin drops 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Doll's Balls remain in 8th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: T.B.D. had a delightful time with Churn and Burn. Although topped by Nik Domann with his above-average 551 series, T.B.D. accomplished only 1 win against Churn and Burn. On the flipside, #1 Power-Ranked Jason Carpio took the lead in Churn and Burn with his terrific 629 as his team took the series with 3 wins. T.B.D. remains in 9th place, while Churn and Burn moves 1 spot to 6th.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (201,258), Jason Carpio (255,225), Nik Domann (214), Pat Searcy (234,257), Phil Schroeder (231), and Ryan Doll (208,205)

New personal high games were set tonight by Kris Hiestand (184, previous best 175), Phil Schroeder (231, previous best 225), and Ben Lee (167, previous best 156). In addition, new personal best series were rolled by Phil Schroeder (606, previous best 532) and Ben Lee (419, previous best 405).

The 258 rolled by Carl Goetz is the new 9th-best game in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Carl Goetz rolled his ass to the top of Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Jason Carpio came closest). Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Kris Hiestand came closest), and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Kendall Kukowski came closest). Finally, Phil Schroeder (Division 2) whipped this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Deena Slinkard (Division 3) whipped this week's Interdivisional bracket.Finally, Justin Comfort (Division 4) whipped this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Pat Searcy governs Division 1; Phil Schroeder tops Division 2; Deena Slinkard dominates Division 3; and Kendall Kukowski calls the shots for Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 8th-place Doll's Balls will face 10th-place King Pins (hcp 52). Doll's Balls are expected to perform well and win the series; while King Pins are forecast to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 6th-place Churn and Burn (hcp 69) will chill with 1st-place Oily Balls. Churn and Burn might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Oily Balls ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 4th-place X9XX (hcp 28) will throw some gutter balls with 7th-place Frickin' Ten Pin. X9XX will likely have a bit of an off night and get swept; while Ten Pin will probably raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 9th-place T.B.D. (hcp 24) will compete against 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers. T.B.D. might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while 4 Bowlers ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 3rd-place Guttersluts (hcp 9) will challenge 2nd-place Unstoppabowl. Guttersluts are predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Unstoppabowl is anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Ben Lee Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Jason Carpio Runner Up: Phil Schroeder	#1 H2H BOWLER Phil Schroeder Runner Up: Carl Goetz
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Just how big is your staff, John? You're getting a little cocky." Ken Wilson, to John Boren, who was boasting about a recent promotion.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Oily Balls	20-8	.714	14,170	+1
2	Unstoppabowl	19.5-8.5	.696	12,774	-1
3	Guttersluts	18.5-9.5	.661	12,450	n/a
4	X9XX	16-12	.571	13,379	n/a
5	Those 4 Bowlers	13-15	.464	11,951	n/a
6	Churn and Burn	12.5-15.5	.446	11,996	+1
7	Frickin' Ten Pin	12-16	.429	13,097	-1
8	Doll's Balls	11.5-16.5	.411	11,665	n/a
9	T.B.D.	10-18	.357	11,266	n/a
10	King Pins	7-21	.250	11,077	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Pat Searcy - 672 Carl Goetz - 640 Jason Carpio - 629 Phil Schroeder - 606 Cory Chorpenning - 564	Freda Schroeder - 551 Angela Bradford - 438 Deena Slinkard - 430 Sara Bryant - 417 Ginger O'Reilly - 360 Emily Austin - 360 (t)
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Jason Carpio - 705 Phil Schroeder - 697 Pat Searcy - 691 Carl Goetz - 688 Ben Lee - 651	Freda Schroeder - 654 Deena Slinkard - 600 Sara Bryant - 589 Sarah Buchanan - 575 Ginger O'Reilly - 571
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Carl Goetz - 258 Pat Searcy - 257 Jason Carpio - 255 Phil Schroeder - 231 Nik Domann - 214	Freda Schroeder - 195 Sara Bryant - 157 Angela Bradford - 156 Deena Slinkard - 144 Ginger O'Reilly - 137
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Jason Carpio - 280 Carl Goetz - 274 Pat Searcy - 263 Phil Schroeder - 261 Ben Lee - 244	Freda Schroeder - 229 Sara Bryant - 214 Sarah Buchanan - 210 Ginger O'Reilly - 207 Ann Koerten - 204
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Jason Carpio - 87 Carl Goetz - 78 Phil Schroeder - 69 Pat Searcy - 65 Ben Lee - 64	Freda Schroeder - 38 Sarah Buchanan - 33 Sara Bryant - 29 Ginger O'Reilly - 25 Ann Koerten - 23

The sixth week of Spring 2007 saw two teams climb in the standings, while two teams slipped. One bowler roll a new personal best game. Sara Bryant landed this week's high game for the women with a 178, and women's high series was bagged by Angela Bradford with a 496. As for the men, John Coleman snagged this week's high game with a 225, and high series was earned by Pat Searcy with a 621. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Unstoppabowl tussled with Churn and Burn. Starring Cory Chorpenning with his 577 series, Unstoppabowl collected 3 wins against Churn and Burn. Simultaneously, James Cholke laid down the law in Churn and Burn with his below-average 462 despite his team notching only a single win. Unstoppabowl remains in 1st place, while Churn and Burn remains in 7th.

On lanes 17 & 18: Those 4 Bowlers couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Frickin' Ten Pin. Demonstrating the prowess of Seth Gunderson with his above-average 544 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Shaun Crockett, 4 Bowlers collected 3 wins against Ten Pin. Concurrently, Carl Goetz shined in Ten Pin with his 525 despite his team notching only a single win. Those 4 Bowlers leap 3 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Ten Pin sinks 1 spot to 6th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Guttersluts spent some quality time with T.B.D.. Topped by John Boren with his 525 series, Guttersluts celebrated a clean sweep over T.B.D.. On the other side, Steve Kiernan called the shots for T.B.D. with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 473 despite his team getting swept. Guttersluts remains in 3rd place, while T.B.D. plunges 3 spots to 9th.

On lanes 21 & 22: X9XX chucked gutter balls with King Pins. Featuring Dennis Laube with his 494 series, X9XX collected 3 wins against King Pins. Meanwhile, John Coleman reigned supreme in King Pins with his above-average 595 despite his team notching only a single win. X9XX remains in 4th place, while King Pins remain in 10th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Oily Balls did battle with Doll's Balls. Reinforced by #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy and his above-average 621 series, Oily Balls split the series with Doll's Balls. On the flipside, Ryan Doll drew the spotlight in Doll's Balls with his 489 as they matched their opponent in wins. Oily Balls remains in 2nd place, while Doll's Balls move 1 spot to 8th.

Bowlers enjoying a guest admission to The 200 Club include: Cory Chorpenning (207), Dave Hickerson (205), John Coleman (225,205), Pat Searcy (222,203), and Seth Gunderson (209)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Dave Hickerson (205, previous best 193).

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Ken M. Wilson came closest), while Seth Gunderson staked a claim for the Iron Throne in Division 2. Angela Bradford crushed Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Kendall Kukowski came closest). Finally, Pat Searcy (Division 1) claimed victory in this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Pat Searcy runs the show in Division 1; Bill Krejci and Seth Gunderson hold the reins in Division 2 in a tie; Deena Slinkard and Angela Bradford call the shots in Division 3 in a tie; and Kendall Kukowski leads Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 4th-place X9XX will match wits with 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers (hcp 26). X9XX is expected to roll a little low and get swept; while 4 Bowlers are forecast to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 3rd-place Guttersluts will roll against 10th-place King Pins (hcp 83). Guttersluts might roll a little low, yet still manage to win the series; while King Pins ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 2nd-place Oily Balls will socialize with 1st-place Unstoppabowl (hcp 50). Oily Balls will likely roll decently and win the series; while Unstoppabowl will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 6th-place Frickin' Ten Pin will chuck some balls with 8th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 46). Ten Pin might maintain their current strength as they and split the series with Doll's Balls; while Doll's Balls ought to hold steady as they keep the series tied.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 9th-place T.B.D. (hcp 32) will challenge 7th-place Churn and Burn. T.B.D. is predicted to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Churn and Burn is anticipated to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Shaun Crockett Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: John Coleman	#1 H2H BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Angela Bradford
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Scott you're out of your element! Cory, the Chinaman is not the issue here!" Ariel Waldman, laying out the facts.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Unstoppabowl	18.5-5.5	.771	10,889	n/a
2	Oily Balls	17-7	.708	12,105	n/a
3	Guttersluts	16.5-7.5	.688	10,600	n/a
4	X9XX	14-10	.583	11,525	n/a
5	Those 4 Bowlers	11-13	.458	10,269	+3
6	Frickin' Ten Pin	10-14	.417	10,940	-1
7	Churn and Burn	9.5-14.5	.396	10,261	n/a
8	Doll's Balls	9.5-14.5	.396	9,916	+1
9	T.B.D.	9-15	.375	9,505	-3
10	King Pins	5-19	.208	9,523	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Pat Searcy - 621 John Coleman - 595 Cory Chorpenning - 577 Seth Gunderson - 544 Ken Wilson - 539	Angela Bradford - 496 Freda Schroeder - 449 Sara Bryant - 410 Tracy Rychlewski - 403 Andee Weinfurt - 391
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Pat Searcy - 649 John Coleman - 633 Seth Gunderson - 625 John Richardson - 622 Shaun Crockett - 604	Angela Bradford - 613 Sara Bryant - 587 Tracy Rychlewski - 583 Andee Weinfurt - 554 Freda Schroeder - 547
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
John Coleman - 225 Pat Searcy - 222 Seth Gunderson - 209 Cory Chorpenning - 207 Dave Hickerson - 205	Sara Bryant - 178 Angela Bradford - 170 Freda Schroeder - 165 Tracy Rychlewski - 158 Andee Weinfurt - 144
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Dave Hickerson - 254 John Coleman - 237 Seth Gunderson - 236 Pat Searcy - 231 Kendall Kukowski - 226	Sara Bryant - 237 Tracy Rychlewski - 218 Ariel Waldman - 209 Angela Bradford - 209 (t) Emily Austin - 199
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Dave Hickerson - 67 Seth Gunderson - 43 John Coleman - 41 Kendall Kukowski - 39 John Richardson - 36	Sara Bryant - 52 Tracy Rychlewski - 33 Ariel Waldman - 28 Angela Bradford - 19 Emily Austin - 16 Ginger O'Reilly - 16 (t)

The fifth week of Spring 2007 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (188) and series (541) for the women, while Cory Chorpenning earned this week's high game (247) and series (648) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Frickin' Ten Pin faced off against Guttersluts. Starring Carl Goetz with his above-average 584 series, Ten Pin celebrated a clean sweep over Guttersluts. Concurrently, Bill Krejci dominated Guttersluts with his above-average 581 despite his team getting swept. Frickin' Ten Pin leaps 4 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Guttersluts plunge 2 spots to 3rd.

On lanes 17 & 18: X9XX shared a few beers with T.B.D.. Demonstrating the prowess of Dennis Laube with his 519 series, X9XX split the series with T.B.D.. Countering this, Steve Kiernan called the shots for T.B.D. with his below-average 541 as they matched their opponent in wins. X9XX remains in 4th place, while T.B.D. remains in 6th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Churn and Burn shared a platter of cheese sticks with Doll's Balls. Blessed by Jason Carpio with his above-average 524 series, Churn and Burn collected 3 wins against Doll's Balls. In the meantime, Ryan Doll commanded Doll's Balls with his below-average 462 despite his team notching only a single win. Churn and Burn leaps 1 spot in the standings to 7th place, while Doll's Balls plunge 2 spots to 9th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Those 4 Bowlers hung out with Oily Balls. Though featuring Seth Gunderson with his above-average 530 series, 4 Bowlers accomplished only 1 win against Oily Balls. Conversely, Pat Searcy shined in Oily Balls with his above-average 603 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Those 4 Bowlers plummet 3 spots in the standings to 8th place, while Oily Balls remain in 2nd.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Unstoppabowl chucked gutter balls with King Pins. Topped by Most Valuable Bowler Cory Chorpenning and his above-average 648 series, assisted by #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Cory Chorpenning, Unstoppabowl celebrated a clean sweep over King Pins. On the other half of the score sheet, John Coleman mastered King Pins with his miraculous 606 despite his team getting swept. Unstoppabowl leaps 2 spots in the standings to 1st place, while King Pins remain in 10th.

Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (223), Carl Goetz (200,223), Cory Chorpenning (247,200,201), Dennis Laube (215), Duncan Ferber (216), Jason Carpio (211), John Coleman (233), Ken M. Wilson (209), Kendall Kukowski (201), Pat Searcy (204,221), and Seth Gunderson (208)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Pat Searcy got the better of Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Freda Schroeder came closest). Deena Slinkard trounced Division 3, and Kendall Kukowski topped Division 4. Finally, Bill Krejci (Division 2) shut down this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Cory Chorpenning calls the shots for Division 1; Bill Krejci holds the reins in Division 2; Deena Slinkard runs the show in Division 3; and Kendall Kukowski tops Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 1st-place Unstoppabowl will socialize with 7th-place Churn and Burn (hcp 24). Unstoppabowl is expected to perform well and win the series; while Churn and Burn is forecast to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 8th-place Those 4 Bowlers (hcp 45) will battle 5th-place Frickin' Ten Pin. 4 Bowlers might perform well and win the series; while Ten Pin ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 3rd-place Guttersluts will hang out with 6th-place T.B.D. (hcp 46). Guttersluts will likely have a bit of an off night and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while T.B.D. will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 4th-place X9XX will spend some quality time with 10th-place King Pins (hcp 81). X9XX might maintain their current strength as they win the series; while King Pins ought to drop their average a bit while they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 2nd-place Oily Balls will test their mettle against 9th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 89). Oily Balls are predicted to maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Doll's Balls are anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Cory Chorpenning Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Kendall Kukowski Runner Up: John Coleman	#1 H2H BOWLER Kendall Kukowski Runner Up: Freda Schroeder
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina." Bill Krejci, explaining why he didn't get promoted to Group Creative Director.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Unstoppabowl	15.5-4.5	.775	9,047	+2
2	Oily Balls	15-5	.750	10,062	n/a
3	Guttersluts	12.5-7.5	.625	8,929	-2
4	X9XX	11-9	.550	9,623	n/a
5	Frickin' Ten Pin	9-11	.450	9,159	+4
6	T.B.D.	9-11	.450	8,085	n/a
7	Churn and Burn	8.5-11.5	.425	8,545	+1
8	Those 4 Bowlers	8-12	.400	8,501	-3
9	Doll's Balls	7.5-12.5	.375	8,192	-2
10	King Pins	4-16	.200	7,895	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 648 John Coleman - 606 Pat Searcy - 603 Carl Goetz - 584 Bill Krejci - 581	Freda Schroeder - 541 Angela Bradford - 480 Andee Weinfurt - 432 Deena Slinkard - 415 Tracy Rychlewski - 401
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Kendall Kukowski - 716 John Coleman - 687 Cory Chorpenning - 667 Bill Krejci - 653 Pat Searcy - 641	Freda Schroeder - 651 Andee Weinfurt - 602 Angela Bradford - 602 (t) Deena Slinkard - 592 Tracy Rychlewski - 590
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Cory Chorpenning - 247 John Coleman - 233 Bill Krejci - 223 Carl Goetz - 223 (t) Pat Searcy - 221 Duncan Ferber - 216	Freda Schroeder - 188 Angela Bradford - 173 Deena Slinkard - 156 Andee Weinfurt - 150 Tracy Rychlewski - 149
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Kendall Kukowski - 263 John Coleman - 260 Cory Chorpenning - 253 Bill Krejci - 247 Dennis Laube - 243	Freda Schroeder - 224 Deena Slinkard - 215 Angela Bradford - 213 Tracy Rychlewski - 212 Andee Weinfurt - 206
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Kendall Kukowski - 79 John Coleman - 67 Cory Chorpenning - 55 Bill Krejci - 53 Dennis Laube - 50	Freda Schroeder - 34 Deena Slinkard - 30 Tracy Rychlewski - 28 Angela Bradford - 24 Andee Weinfurt - 21

The fourth week of Spring 2007 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and two rolled new personal high games. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (170) and series (456) for the women, while Stefan Miller earned this week's high game (246) and series (682) for the men. Meanwhile, the Tournament of Champions also kicked off tonight, beginning of 13 weeks of one-on-one bowling excitement! Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: King Pins matched wits with Oily Balls. Regardless of the star power of Duncan Ferber with his above-average 581 series, King Pins accomplished only 1 win against Oily Balls. Meanwhile, Ken M. Wilson laid down the law in Oily Balls with his 593 as his team took the series with 3 wins. King Pins remains in 10th place, while Oily Balls remain in 2nd.

On lanes 17 & 18: Unstoppabowl traded lane malfunctions with Doll's Balls. Highlighting the skills of Cory Chorpenning with his above-average 622 series, Unstoppabowl missed a clean sweep over Doll's Balls by just one pin.On the flipside, Ryan Doll mastered Doll's Balls with his below-average 467 as his team missed getting swept by just one pin. Unstoppabowl remains in 3rd place, while Doll's Balls plunge 3 spots to 7th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Those 4 Bowlers had some one-on-one time with Guttersluts. While headlined by Nik Domann with his 493 series, 4 Bowlers accomplished only 1 win against Guttersluts. Concurrently, Bill Krejci reigned supreme in Guttersluts with his outstanding 562 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Those 4 Bowlers remains in 5th place, while Guttersluts remain in 1st.

On lanes 21 & 22: Churn and Burn alternated splits with X9XX. Though reinforced by James Cholke with his above-average 539 series, Churn and Burn got swept by X9XX. Conversely, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Stefan Miller shined in X9XX with his commanding 682 as they swept the competition. Churn and Burn plummets 2 spots in the standings to 8th place, while X9XX jumps 3 spots to 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Frickin' Ten Pin took turns kicking the ball return with T.B.D.. In spite of the prowess of Phil Schroeder with his above-average 511 series, Ten Pin accomplished only 1 win against T.B.D.. On the adjacent lane, Steve Kiernan showed off in T.B.D. with his 573 as his team took the series with 3 wins. Frickin' Ten Pin drops 1 spot in the standings to 9th place, while T.B.D. jumps 3 spots to 6th.

Bowlers who lied to their significant other claiming bowling was running long then went out for after-bowling drinks at The 200 Club include: Bill Krejci (208), Cory Chorpenning (212,205,205), Duncan Ferber (206,200), James Cholke (203), Jason Carpio (206), John Boren (213), Ken M. Wilson (203,222), and Stefan Miller (246,246)

New personal high games were set tonight by Stefan Miller (246, previous best 226) and Dave Hickerson (193, previous best 181). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Stefan Miller (682, previous best 573).

Adding to the excitement, the 682 rolled by Stefan Miller is this season's new high series for men.

The 682 rolled by Stefan Miller is the new 10th-best series in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Cory Chorpenning mopped up Division 1, while Stefan Miller crushed Division 2. Chris Lewis swept Division 3, and Daniel Bolton dominated Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Kendall Kukowski (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Cory Chorpenning runs the show in Division 1; Stefan Miller dominates Division 2; Chris Lewis is in the driver's seat in Division 3; and Daniel Bolton calls the shots for Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 9th-place Frickin' Ten Pin will chuck some balls with 1st-place Guttersluts (hcp 6). Ten Pin is expected to maintain their current strength as they just barely lose the series; while Guttersluts are forecast to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 4th-place X9XX will throw some gutter balls with 6th-place T.B.D. (hcp 56). X9XX might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while T.B.D. ought to hold steady as they endure a rough night.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 8th-place Churn and Burn will spend some quality time with 7th-place Doll's Balls (hcp 17). Churn and Burn will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Doll's Balls will probably raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 5th-place Those 4 Bowlers (hcp 82) will tussle with 2nd-place Oily Balls. 4 Bowlers might maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Oily Balls ought to hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 3rd-place Unstoppabowl will hang out with 10th-place King Pins (hcp 65). Unstoppabowl is predicted to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while King Pins are anticipated to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Stefan Miller Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Stefan Miller Runner Up: Bill Krejci	#1 H2H BOWLER Stefan Miller Runner Up: Cory Chorpenning
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?" Emily Austin, failing to recognize the other team's anchor.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Guttersluts	12.5-3.5	.781	7,175	n/a
2	Oily Balls	12-4	.750	7,993	n/a
3	Unstoppabowl	11.5-4.5	.719	7,044	n/a
4	X9XX	9-7	.563	7,709	+3
5	Those 4 Bowlers	7-9	.438	6,737	n/a
6	T.B.D.	7-9	.438	6,506	+3
7	Doll's Balls	6.5-9.5	.406	6,571	-3
8	Churn and Burn	5.5-10.5	.344	6,893	-2
9	Frickin' Ten Pin	5-11	.313	7,191	-1
10	King Pins	4-12	.250	6,119	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Stefan Miller - 682 Cory Chorpenning - 622 Ken Wilson - 593 Duncan Ferber - 581 Steve Kiernan - 573	Angela Bradford - 456 Freda Schroeder - 398 Sara Bryant - 378 Tracy Rychlewski - 369 Ginger O'Reilly - 364
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Stefan Miller - 770 Bill Krejci - 653 Cory Chorpenning - 650 James Cholke - 632 Dennis Laube - 628	Ginger O'Reilly - 582 Angela Bradford - 580 Tracy Rychlewski - 561 Sara Bryant - 555 Emily Austin - 535
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Stefan Miller - 246 Ken Wilson - 222 John Boren - 213 Cory Chorpenning - 212 Bill Krejci - 208	Angela Bradford - 170 Freda Schroeder - 145 Deena Slinkard - 141 Sara Bryant - 136 Tracy Rychlewski - 133
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Stefan Miller - 275 Dave Hickerson - 244 Bill Krejci - 238 Jason Carpio - 235 James Cholke - 234	Angela Bradford - 211 Ginger O'Reilly - 204 Ariel Waldman - 199 Tracy Rychlewski - 197 Deena Slinkard - 195 Sara Bryant - 195 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Stefan Miller - 83 Dave Hickerson - 57 Bill Krejci - 46 Jason Carpio - 43 James Cholke - 42	Ginger O'Reilly - 23 Angela Bradford - 22 Ariel Waldman - 17 Tracy Rychlewski - 13 Sara Bryant - 10