The Fall 2006 position round is now history, and and the championship will be on us before we know it! The tenth week saw four teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Angela Bradford landed this week's high game for the women with a 168, and women's high series was bagged by Angela Bradford and Janelle (Laube) Lamar, who tied with a 432. As for the men, James Long snagged this week's high game with a 237, and high series was earned by Thomas Lin with a 565. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: New Balls, Old Rack alternated splits with Split Happens. Even though highlighted by the skills of Ken M. Wilson with his 543 series, the Old Rack got swept by Split Happens. As for the opposition, #1 Power-Ranked James Long commanded Split Happens with his phenomenal 548 (with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Nick Allegri) as they swept the competition. New Balls, Old Rack plummets 2 spots in the standings to 3rd place, while Split Happens move 1 spot to 1st.

On lanes 17 & 18: All Belts Are Off faced off against Hez-Bowl-lah. Demonstrating the prowess of #1 Head-to-Head Pat Searcy and his above-average 554 series, the Belt collected 3 wins against Hez-Bowl-lah. On the other side, Nik Domann oversaw Hez-Bowl-lah with his 467 despite his team notching only a single win. All Belts Are Off leaps 1 spot in the standings to 2nd place, while Hez-Bowl-lah sinks 1 spot to 5th.

On lanes 19 & 20: Bowlkake2 chucked gutter balls with Manute Bowl. Led by Thomas Lin with his above-average 565 series, Bowlkake2 collected 3 wins against Manute Bowl. In the meantime, Andy McLeod guided Manute Bowl with his terrific 469 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowlkake2 leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while Manute Bowl remains in 6th.

On lanes 21 & 22: I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter couldn't stop undressing with their eyes the members of Frickin' Ten Pins. In spite of top-billing by Ryan Doll with his above-average 523 series, Not Gutter accomplished only 1 win against Frickin' Ten Pins. Conversely, John Richardson mastered Frickin' Ten Pins with his 457 as his team took the series with 3 wins. I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter drops 1 spot in the standings to 8th place, while Frickin' Ten Pins move 1 spot to 7th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: TBD spent some quality time with Guttersluts. Reinforced by Greg Middleton with his astounding 419 series, TBD collected 3 wins against the Guttersluts. . With the Guttersluts forfeiting, all TBD needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. TBD remains in 9th place, while the Guttersluts remain in 10th.

Bowlers sneaking into The 200 Club include: James Long (237), Ken M. Wilson (212), Stefan Miller (200), and Thomas Lin (226)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Pat Searcy clobbered Division 1, while Ryan Doll eradicated Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though Joel Henning came closest), and Andy McLeod routed Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Joel Henning (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Stefan Miller is in the driver's seat in Division 1; Rich DeYoung tops Division 2; Scott Murdock governs Division 3; and Andy McLeod runs the show in Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 2nd-place All Belts Are Off will hang out with 5th-place Hez-Bowl-lah (hcp 52). The Belt is expected to perform well and win the series; while Hez-Bowl-lah is forecast to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 1st-place Split Happens will chuck some balls with 8th-place I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter (hcp 42). Split Happens might maintain their current strength as they just barely miss getting swept; while Not Gutter ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 10th-place Guttersluts (hcp 166) will socialize with 3rd-place New Balls, Old Rack. The Guttersluts will likely maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Old Rack will probably hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 9th-place TBD (hcp 62) will match wits with 7th-place Frickin' Ten Pins. TBD might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Frickin' Ten Pins ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 4th-place Bowlkake2 will tussle with 6th-place Manute Bowl (hcp 76). Bowlkake2 is predicted to perform well, but split the series with Manute Bowl; while Manute Bowl is anticipated to raise their average while they keep the series tied.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Nick Allegri Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER James Long Runner Up: Thomas Lin	#1 H2H BOWLER Pat Searcy Runner Up: Ryan Doll
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax..." Janelle Lamar, on her recent conversion.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	Split Happens	26-14	.650	16,574	+1
2	All Belts Are Off	24-16	.600	20,010	+1
3	New Balls, Old Rack	24-16	.600	19,122	-2
4	Bowlkake2	23-17	.575	19,438	+1
5	Hez-Bowl-lah	22-18	.550	18,433	-1
6	Manute Bowl	20-20	.500	15,367	n/a
7	Frickin' Ten Pins	17-23	.425	18,266	+1
8	I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter	17-23	.425	15,183	-1
9	TBD	15-25	.375	15,955	n/a
10	Guttersluts	8-32	.200	7,771	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Thomas Lin - 565 Pat Searcy - 554 James Long - 548 Ken Wilson - 543 Ryan Doll - 523	Angela Bradford - 432 Janelle Lamar - 432 (t) Deena Slinkard - 319 Amy Logan - 295 Tracy Rychlewski - 291
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
James Long - 658 Thomas Lin - 634 Andy McLeod - 627 Pat Searcy - 623 Ryan Doll - 621	Janelle Lamar - 614 Angela Bradford - 544 Amy Logan - 503 Deena Slinkard - 484 Tracy Rychlewski - 478
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
James Long - 237 Thomas Lin - 226 Ken Wilson - 212 Stefan Miller - 200 Dennis Laube - 199	Angela Bradford - 168 Janelle Lamar - 148 Deena Slinkard - 126 Tracy Rychlewski - 116 Amy Logan - 106
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
James Long - 273 Thomas Lin - 249 Stefan Miller - 232 Travis Kleiner - 231 Dennis Laube - 228	Janelle Lamar - 208 Angela Bradford - 205 Deena Slinkard - 181 Tracy Rychlewski - 178 Amy Logan - 175
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
James Long - 83 Thomas Lin - 55 Travis Kleiner - 47 Ryan Simonet - 41 Stefan Miller - 41 (t) Andy McLeod - 41 (t) Dennis Laube - 36	Janelle Lamar - 24 Angela Bradford - 15

By now every team has bowled each other once, so next week is the Fall 2006 position round. But enough about next week, you came here to read about this week. The ninth week saw one team climb in the standings, while one team slipped. One bowler set a new personal best series, and one rolled new personal high game. Freda Schroeder picked up this week's high game (160) and series (413) for the women, while Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (279) and series (651) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Bowlkake2 waged a heated competition against Split Happens. Blessed by Dennis Laube with his 502 series, Bowlkake2 collected 3 wins against Split Happens. Across the ball return, James Long called the shots for Split Happens with his 457 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowlkake2 drops 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Split Happens remain in 2nd.

On lanes 17 & 18: Guttersluts spent a romantic evening with Frickin' Ten Pins. Demonstrating the prowess of Kris Hiestand with his astounding 378 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Ariel Waldman, the Guttersluts collected 3 wins against Frickin' Ten Pins. Conversely, Carl Goetz shined in Frickin' Ten Pins with his above-average 551 despite his team notching only a single win. Guttersluts remains in 10th place, while Frickin' Ten Pins remain in 8th.

On lanes 19 & 20: I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter had a delightful time with All Belts Are Off. Though reinforced by Ryan Doll with his powerful 553 series, Not Gutter accomplished only 1 win against the Belt. On the adjacent lane, David Codding dominated the Belt with his above-average 643 as his team took the series with 3 wins. I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter remains in 7th place, while the Belt remains in 3rd.

On lanes 21 & 22: New Balls, Old Rack took turns kicking the ball return with Manute Bowl. In spite of top-billing by Ken M. Wilson with his thrilling 651 series, the Old Rack accomplished only 1 win against Manute Bowl. On the other half of the score sheet, Andy McLeod ruled Manute Bowl with his fantastic 518 as his team took the series with 3 wins. New Balls, Old Rack remains in 1st place, while Manute Bowl remains in 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Hez-Bowl-lah chucked gutter balls with TBD. Showcasing #1 Power Ranked and #1 Head-to-Head Rich DeYoung and his remarkable 634 series, Hez-Bowl-lah celebrated a clean sweep over TBD. Countering this, David Parre showed off in TBD with his 448 despite his team getting swept. Hez-Bowl-lah leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while TBD remains in 9th.

Bowlers paying far too much for well vodka at The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (207), David Codding (224,227), Ken M. Wilson (214,279), Rich DeYoung (214,214,206), and Thomas Lin (203)

A new personal high game was set tonight by Ariel Waldman (146, previous best 119). In addition, a new personal best series was rolled by Ariel Waldman (369, previous best 321).

Adding to the excitement, the 279 rolled by Ken M. Wilson is this season's new high game for men.

The 279 rolled by Ken M. Wilson is tied for the 2nd-best game in league history!

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Nobody claimed victory in Division 1 (though Stefan Miller came closest), while Rich DeYoung clobbered Division 2. Janelle (Laube) Lamar conquered Division 3, and Andy McLeod mopped up Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Nick Crofoot (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Stefan Miller holds the reins in Division 1; Rich DeYoung runs the show in Division 2; Scott Murdock leads Division 3; and Andy McLeod governs Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 1st-place New Balls, Old Rack will meet with 2nd-place Split Happens (hcp 80). The Old Rack is expected to maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Split Happens are forecast to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 3rd-place All Belts Are Off will socialize with 4th-place Hez-Bowl-lah (hcp 52). The Belt might perform well and win the series; while Hez-Bowl-lah ought to raise their average even as they avoid getting swept.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 5th-place Bowlkake2 will share a couple of pitchers with 6th-place Manute Bowl (hcp 75). Bowlkake2 will likely have a bit of an off night and lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Manute Bowl will probably raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 7th-place I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter (hcp 87) will chill with 8th-place Frickin' Ten Pins. Not Gutter might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Frickin' Ten Pins ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 9th-place TBD will roll against 10th-place Guttersluts (hcp 81). TBD is predicted to perform well and sweep the series; while the Guttersluts are anticipated to hold steady as they endure a rough night.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Ariel Waldman Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Rich DeYoung Runner Up: Andy McLeod	#1 H2H BOWLER Rich DeYoung Runner Up: Andy McLeod
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!" John Richardson, with a handy vacation tip.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	New Balls, Old Rack	24-12	.667	17,312	n/a
2	Split Happens	22-14	.611	14,819	n/a
3	All Belts Are Off	21-15	.583	17,992	n/a
4	Hez-Bowl-lah	21-15	.583	16,613	+1
5	Bowlkake2	20-16	.556	17,483	-1
6	Manute Bowl	19-17	.528	13,720	n/a
7	I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter	16-20	.444	13,693	n/a
8	Frickin' Ten Pins	14-22	.389	16,441	n/a
9	TBD	12-24	.333	14,406	n/a
10	Guttersluts	8-28	.222	8,044	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 651 David Codding - 643 Rich DeYoung - 634 Ryan Doll - 553 Carl Goetz - 551	Freda Schroeder - 413 Janelle Lamar - 378 Ariel Waldman - 369 Andrea DeLong - 259
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Rich DeYoung - 727 Ken Wilson - 691 Andy McLeod - 690 David Codding - 659 Ryan Doll - 658	Ariel Waldman - 642 Janelle Lamar - 560 Freda Schroeder - 540 Andrea DeLong - 465
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 279 David Codding - 227 Rich DeYoung - 214 Carl Goetz - 207 Thomas Lin - 203	Freda Schroeder - 160 Ariel Waldman - 146 Janelle Lamar - 136 Andrea DeLong - 92
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Ken Wilson - 292 Rich DeYoung - 245 Andy McLeod - 237 David Codding - 232 Carl Goetz - 231	Ariel Waldman - 237 Freda Schroeder - 202 Janelle Lamar - 196 Andrea DeLong - 160
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Ken Wilson - 96 Rich DeYoung - 53 Andy McLeod - 52 Nick Crofoot - 42 Jason Caton - 42 (t) Kris Hiestand - 40	Ariel Waldman - 60 Freda Schroeder - 13 Janelle Lamar - 12

We are now halfway through the Fall 2006 season, so time is running out for those teams who want a shot at the championship to position themselves. The eighth week saw four teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Angela Bradford landed this week's high game for the women with a 176, and women's high series was bagged by Freda Schroeder with a 447. As for the men, Tim Segraves snagged this week's high game with a 223, and high series was earned by David Codding with a 560. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Hez-Bowl-lah kept grabbing the balls of I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter. In spite of top-billing by Rich DeYoung with his 487 series, Hez-Bowl-lah accomplished only 1 win against Not Gutter. Concurrently, John Boren showed off in Not Gutter with his 488 (along with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler Dennis Laube) as his team took the series with 3 wins. Hez-Bowl-lah drops 1 spot in the standings to 5th place, while Not Gutter moves 1 spot to 7th.

On lanes 17 & 18: Bowlkake2 chucked gutter balls with New Balls, Old Rack. Reinforced by Dennis Laube, Tim Segraves with their 509 series, with kudos to Most Valuable Bowler Dennis Laube, Bowlkake2 collected 3 wins against the Old Rack. Countering this, Ken M. Wilson laid down the law in the Old Rack with his below-average 489 despite his team notching only a single win. Bowlkake2 leaps 1 spot in the standings to 4th place, while the Old Rack remains in 1st.

On lanes 19 & 20: TBD shared a platter of cheese sticks with Split Happens. Regardless of the star power of David Parre with his 459 series, TBD got swept by Split Happens. On the adjacent lane, Nick Allegri shined in Split Happens with his 493 as they swept the competition. TBD plummets 2 spots in the standings to 9th place, while Split Happens move 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 21 & 22: Guttersluts tussled with All Belts Are Off. With the Guttersluts forfeiting, all the Belt needed to do was roll within 40 pins of their combined team average each game. However, that would not be the case. In their battle to get within at least 40 pins of average, David Codding called the shots for the Belt with his 560 despite his team notching only a single win. Guttersluts remains in 10th place, while the Belt sinks 1 spot to 3rd.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Manute Bowl spent some quality time with Frickin' Ten Pins. Headlined by Travis Kleiner with his above-average 415 series, Manute Bowl split the series with Frickin' Ten Pins. While that was going down, Carl Goetz ruled Frickin' Ten Pins with his 527 as they matched their opponent in wins. Manute Bowl remains in 6th place, while Frickin' Ten Pins move 1 spot to 8th.

Bowlers bribing their way into The 200 Club include: Carl Goetz (210), David Codding (210), and Tim Segraves (223)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Stefan Miller walloped Division 1, while Dennis Laube creamed Division 2. Nobody claimed victory in Division 3 (though David Parre came closest), and Travis Kleiner trounced Division 4. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about this bracket as it was a complete embarassment. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson is in the driver's seat in Division 1; Rich DeYoung runs the show in Division 2; Scott Murdock leads Division 3; and Travis Kleiner tops Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 4th-place Bowlkake2 will roll against 2nd-place Split Happens (hcp 54). Bowlkake2 is expected to maintain their current strength as they win the series; while Split Happens are forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 10th-place Guttersluts (hcp 148) will throw some gutter balls with 8th-place Frickin' Ten Pins. The Guttersluts might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Frickin' Ten Pins ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 7th-place I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter (hcp 135) will socialize with 3rd-place All Belts Are Off. Not Gutter will likely roll decently, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while the Belt will probably hold steady as they enjoy their victories.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 1st-place New Balls, Old Rack will hang out with 6th-place Manute Bowl (hcp 108). The Old Rack might maintain their current strength as they sweep the series; while Manute Bowl ought to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 5th-place Hez-Bowl-lah will match wits with 9th-place TBD (hcp 45). Hez-Bowl-lah is predicted to perform well and sweep the series; while TBD is anticipated to raise their average even as they endure a rough night.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Dennis Laube Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Chris Lewis Runner Up: Travis Kleiner	#1 H2H BOWLER Chris Lewis Runner Up: Dennis Laube
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "David you're out of your element! Dave, the Chinaman is not the issue here!" Joel Henning, laying out the facts.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	New Balls, Old Rack	23-9	.719	15,304	n/a
2	Split Happens	21-11	.656	13,257	+1
3	All Belts Are Off	18-14	.563	15,969	-1
4	Bowlkake2	17-15	.531	15,707	+1
5	Hez-Bowl-lah	17-15	.531	14,659	-1
6	Manute Bowl	16-16	.500	11,937	n/a
7	I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter	15-17	.469	12,096	+1
8	Frickin' Ten Pins	13-19	.406	14,711	+1
9	TBD	12-20	.375	12,838	-2
10	Guttersluts	5-27	.156	6,714	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
David Codding - 560 Carl Goetz - 527 Tim Segraves - 509 Dennis Laube - 509 (t) Nick Allegri - 493 Ken Wilson - 489	Freda Schroeder - 447 Angela Bradford - 439 Deena Slinkard - 374 Amy Logan - 359 Tracy Rychlewski - 346
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Chris Lewis - 633 Carl Goetz - 603 Travis Kleiner - 602 Dennis Laube - 600 Tim Segraves - 593	Freda Schroeder - 576 Amy Logan - 567 Angela Bradford - 549 Deena Slinkard - 534 Tracy Rychlewski - 528
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Tim Segraves - 223 David Codding - 210 Carl Goetz - 210 (t) Nick Allegri - 186 Pat Searcy - 182 Ken Wilson - 177	Angela Bradford - 176 Deena Slinkard - 163 Freda Schroeder - 155 Janelle Lamar - 131 Tracy Rychlewski - 128 Amy Logan - 128 (t)
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Tim Segraves - 251 Carl Goetz - 235 Chris Lewis - 233 Nick Allegri - 218 Travis Kleiner - 216	Deena Slinkard - 216 Angela Bradford - 212 Freda Schroeder - 198 Amy Logan - 197 Janelle Lamar - 190
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Tim Segraves - 58 Chris Lewis - 50 Carl Goetz - 42 Travis Kleiner - 32 Jason Caton - 27 Nick Allegri - 27 (t)	Deena Slinkard - 30 Angela Bradford - 22 Amy Logan - 15 Freda Schroeder - 9 Janelle Lamar - 5

The seventh week of Fall 2006 saw three teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (169) and series (424) for the women, while Ken M. Wilson earned this week's high game (216) and series (594) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: TBD chucked gutter balls with All Belts Are Off. Despite the strength of Dave Winger with his above-average 469 series, TBD accomplished only 1 win against the Belt. On the flipside, David Codding took the lead in the Belt with his below-average 513 as his team took the series with 3 wins. TBD plummets 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while the Belt moves 1 spot to 2nd.

On lanes 17 & 18: Manute Bowl celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter. Reinforced by Andy McLeod with his above-average 412 series, Manute Bowl collected 3 wins against Not Gutter. Concurrently, Ryan Doll reigned supreme in Not Gutter with his below-average 444 despite his team notching only a single win. Manute Bowl leaps 1 spot in the standings to 6th place, while Not Gutter plunges 2 spots to 8th.

On lanes 19 & 20: New Balls, Old Rack kept stealing sips of beer from Frickin' Ten Pins. With top billing by Ken M. Wilson with his above-average 594 series, the Old Rack collected 3 wins against Frickin' Ten Pins. In the midst of this, Carl Goetz commanded Frickin' Ten Pins with his 516 despite his team notching only a single win. New Balls, Old Rack remains in 1st place, while Frickin' Ten Pins remain in 9th.

On lanes 21 & 22: Split Happens alternated between bowling and dry humping Hez-Bowl-lah. Regardless of the star power of Nick Allegri with his below-average 423 series, Split Happens got swept by Hez-Bowl-lah. On the other side, Rich DeYoung drew the spotlight in Hez-Bowl-lah with his 499 as they swept the competition. Split Happens drop 1 spot in the standings to 3rd place, while Hez-Bowl-lah remains in 4th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: Guttersluts couldn't stop inappropriately groping Bowlkake2. While headlined by Kris Hiestand with his (either injured, sick, or sandbagging) 280 series, the Guttersluts got swept by Bowlkake2. Simultaneously, trifecta-winner (#1 Head-to-Head, #1 Power-Ranked, and Most Valuable Bowler) Tim Segraves showed off in Bowlkake2 with his miraculous 558 as they swept the competition. Guttersluts remains in 10th place, while Bowlkake2 jumps 3 spots to 5th.

Bowlers lounging at The 200 Club include: Ken M. Wilson (216), Thomas Lin (208), and Tim Segraves (212)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Pat Searcy trounced Division 1, while nobody claimed victory in Division 2 (though Rich DeYoung came closest). Scott Murdock made quick work of Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4, and in fact we aren't even going to talk about Division 4 as it was a complete embarassment. And, finally, nobody claimed victory in the Interdivisional bracket (though Carl Goetz (Division ) came closest). In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson governs Division 1; Rich DeYoung calls the shots for Division 2; Scott Murdock tops Division 3; and Andy McLeod reigns over Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 4th-place Hez-Bowl-lah will socialize with 8th-place I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter (hcp 81). Hez-Bowl-lah is expected to perform well and win the series; while Not Gutter is forecast to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 5th-place Bowlkake2 (hcp 26) will test their mettle against 1st-place New Balls, Old Rack. Bowlkake2 might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Old Rack ought to raise their average while they rack up a sweep.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 7th-place TBD (hcp 9) will roll against 3rd-place Split Happens. TBD will likely roll decently and win the series; while Split Happens will probably hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 10th-place Guttersluts (hcp 194) will share a couple of pitchers with 2nd-place All Belts Are Off. The Guttersluts might maintain their current strength as they get swept; while the Belt ought to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 6th-place Manute Bowl (hcp 86) will match wits with 9th-place Frickin' Ten Pins. Manute Bowl is predicted to perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Frickin' Ten Pins are anticipated to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB Tim Segraves Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Tim Segraves Runner Up: Ken Wilson	#1 H2H BOWLER Tim Segraves Runner Up: Ken M. Wilson
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Aaron's ball bag is gray? When did that happen?" Carl Goetz, on the ravages of age.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	New Balls, Old Rack	22-6	.786	13,543	n/a
2	All Belts Are Off	17-11	.607	14,086	+1
3	Split Happens	17-11	.607	11,586	-1
4	Hez-Bowl-lah	16-12	.571	12,932	n/a
5	Bowlkake2	14-14	.500	13,752	+3
6	Manute Bowl	14-14	.500	10,375	+1
7	TBD	12-16	.429	11,252	-2
8	I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter	12-16	.429	10,384	-2
9	Frickin' Ten Pins	11-17	.393	12,865	n/a
10	Guttersluts	5-23	.179	7,326	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Ken Wilson - 594 Tim Segraves - 558 Carl Goetz - 516 David Codding - 513 Pat Searcy - 511	Angela Bradford - 424 Freda Schroeder - 375 Janelle Lamar - 355 Deena Slinkard - 352 Amy Logan - 308
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
Tim Segraves - 651 Ken Wilson - 630 Dave Winger - 610 Scott Murdock - 608 Carl Goetz - 595 Rich DeYoung - 595 (t)	Ariel Waldman - 537 Janelle Lamar - 530 Angela Bradford - 527 Amy Logan - 512 Deena Slinkard - 505
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Ken Wilson - 216 Tim Segraves - 212 Thomas Lin - 208 Scott Murdock - 196 David Codding - 194	Angela Bradford - 169 Deena Slinkard - 152 Freda Schroeder - 134 Janelle Lamar - 126 Amy Logan - 106
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
Tim Segraves - 243 Scott Murdock - 240 Ken Wilson - 228 Thomas Lin - 228 (t) Dave Winger - 224 Rich DeYoung - 219	Angela Bradford - 203 Deena Slinkard - 203 (t) Janelle Lamar - 184 Ariel Waldman - 183 Freda Schroeder - 174 Amy Logan - 174 (t)
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
Scott Murdock - 52 Tim Segraves - 51 Dave Winger - 36 Thomas Lin - 33 Greg Middleton - 31 Andy McLeod - 31 (t) Ken Wilson - 31 (t)	Deena Slinkard - 16 Angela Bradford - 12 Ariel Waldman - 6

The sixth week of Fall 2006 saw two teams climb in the standings, while three teams slipped. Angela Bradford picked up this week's high game (202) and series (553) for the women, while Pete Forster earned this week's high game (237) and series (608) for the men. Read on for all the rest of the details!

First up, on lanes 15 & 16: Frickin' Ten Pins hung out with Bowlkake2. Demonstrating the prowess of Carl Goetz with his above-average 536 series, Frickin' Ten Pins split the series with Bowlkake2. Across the ball return, Dennis Laube mastered Bowlkake2 with his 479 as they matched their opponent in wins. Frickin' Ten Pins plummet 2 spots in the standings to 9th place, while Bowlkake2 plunges 2 spots to 8th.

On lanes 17 & 18: All Belts Are Off couldn't stop inappropriately groping Split Happens. Though featuring David Codding with his below-average 539 series, the Belt accomplished only 1 win against Split Happens. Concurrently, Most Valuable Bowler James Long guided Split Happens with his terrific 537 as his team took the series with 3 wins. All Belts Are Off remains in 3rd place, while Split Happens remain in 2nd.

On lanes 19 & 20: Manute Bowl had a delightful time with Guttersluts. Topped by Travis Kleiner with his astounding 420 series, Manute Bowl collected 3 wins against the Guttersluts. On the other half of the score sheet, Erin deVries called the shots for the Guttersluts with her 327 despite her team notching only a single win. Manute Bowl leaps 2 spots in the standings to 7th place, while the Guttersluts remain in 10th.

On lanes 21 & 22: TBD tussled with I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter. Blessed by David Parre with his above-average 511 series, TBD collected 3 wins against Not Gutter. On the flipside, Ryan Doll commanded Not Gutter with his below-average 423 despite his team notching only a single win. TBD leaps 3 spots in the standings to 5th place, while Not Gutter sinks 1 spot to 6th.

Finally, down on lanes 23 & 24: New Balls, Old Rack celebrated their love of large, heavy balls with Hez-Bowl-lah. Showcasing Ken M. Wilson with his above-average 600 series, with props to #1 Power-Ranked and Most Valuable Bowler James Long, the Old Rack celebrated a clean sweep over Hez-Bowl-lah. Countering this, Pete Forster showed off in Hez-Bowl-lah with his 608 despite his team getting swept. New Balls, Old Rack remains in 1st place, while Hez-Bowl-lah remains in 4th.

Bowlers slipping under the velvet rope in front of The 200 Club include: Angela Bradford (202), Carl Goetz (213), David Codding (200), John Richardson (214), Ken M. Wilson (230,224), Pat Searcy (201), and Pete Forster (237,203)

In this week's Tournament of Champions brackets: Ken M. Wilson eradicated Division 1, while Freda Schroeder clobbered Division 2. David Parre mopped up Division 3, and nobody claimed victory in Division 4 (though Nick Crofoot came closest). Finally, Travis Kleiner (Division 4) crushed this week's Interdivisional bracket. In terms of overall points: Ken M. Wilson governs Division 1; Rich DeYoung runs the show in Division 2; David Parre and Phil Schroeder hold the reins in Division 3 in a tie; and Andy McLeod dominates Division 4.

NEXT WEEK:

• First, on lanes 15&16, 5th-place TBD (hcp 108) will challenge 3rd-place All Belts Are Off. TBD is expected to perform well, but split the series with the Belt; while the Belt is forecast to drop their average a bit while they keep the series tied.
• Moving to lanes 17&18, 7th-place Manute Bowl will chill with 6th-place I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter (hcp 6). Manute Bowl might perform well, yet still manage to lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Not Gutter ought to raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Then, over on lanes 19&20, 1st-place New Balls, Old Rack will test their mettle against 9th-place Frickin' Ten Pins (hcp 34). The Old Rack will likely maintain their current strength as they lose the series but avoid getting swept; while Frickin' Ten Pins will probably raise their average while they enjoy their victories.
• Next up, on lanes 21&22, 2nd-place Split Happens (hcp 32) will battle 4th-place Hez-Bowl-lah. Split Happens might perform well and win the series; while Hez-Bowl-lah ought to hold steady as they avoid getting swept.
• Finally, on lanes 23&24, 10th-place Guttersluts (hcp 152) will compete against 8th-place Bowlkake2. The Guttersluts are predicted to maintain their current strength as they get swept; while Bowlkake2 is anticipated to hold steady as they rack up a sweep.

^*(Remember, the predicted results above are based on mathematical extrapolations and can be changed by all sorts of factors. If you don't like how your team's results are predicted, you and your teammates have the power to prove the math wrong!)

THIS WEEK'S MVB James Long Runner Up: (See Posting)	#1 POWER BOWLER Angela Bradford Runner Up: James Long	#1 H2H BOWLER Angela Bradford Runner Up: James Long
FROM THE GUTTER (GUTTER QUOTE) "Man, you can't swing that thing around and not expect me to want some!" Joel Henning, to Chris Lewis, on the slice of pizza Chris was wielding.

Pos.	Team name	Record	Percent	Total Pins	Change
1	New Balls, Old Rack	19-5	.792	11,699	n/a
2	Split Happens	17-7	.708	10,038	n/a
3	All Belts Are Off	14-10	.583	12,114	n/a
4	Hez-Bowl-lah	12-12	.500	11,186	n/a
5	TBD	11-13	.458	9,684	+3
6	I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter	11-13	.458	8,962	-1
7	Manute Bowl	11-13	.458	8,847	+2
8	Bowlkake2	10-14	.417	11,754	-2
9	Frickin' Ten Pins	10-14	.417	11,144	-2
10	Guttersluts	5-19	.208	6,119	n/a

Men's High Series Scratch	Women's High Series Scratch
Pete Forster - 608 Ken Wilson - 600 David Codding - 539 James Long - 537 Carl Goetz - 536	Angela Bradford - 553 Freda Schroeder - 443 Tracy Rychlewski - 423 Amy Logan - 352 Deena Slinkard - 349
Men's High Series Handicap	Women's High Series Handicap
James Long - 657 Ken Wilson - 643 Carl Goetz - 620 David Parre - 619 Travis Kleiner - 614	Angela Bradford - 673 Tracy Rychlewski - 624 Freda Schroeder - 560 Amy Logan - 558 Erin deVries - 550
Men's High Game Scratch	Women's High Game Scratch
Pete Forster - 237 Ken Wilson - 230 John Richardson - 214 Carl Goetz - 213 Pat Searcy - 201	Angela Bradford - 202 Tracy Rychlewski - 179 Freda Schroeder - 159 Amy Logan - 131 Erin deVries - 129
Men's High Game Handicap	Women's High Game Handicap
John Richardson - 247 Ken Wilson - 244 Carl Goetz - 241 Pete Forster - 237 Travis Kleiner - 229	Tracy Rychlewski - 246 Angela Bradford - 242 Erin deVries - 203 Amy Logan - 199 Freda Schroeder - 198
Men's Pins Over Average	Women's Pins Over Average
John Richardson - 56 Carl Goetz - 48 Ken Wilson - 48 (t) Travis Kleiner - 46 James Long - 38 David Parre - 37	Tracy Rychlewski - 63 Angela Bradford - 52 Erin deVries - 22 Amy Logan - 17 Freda Schroeder - 8